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 Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:33 pm
Paris: You're doing laundry in your pajamas.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:41 pm
Never heard that quote before. Cool.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:53 pm
It's from today's episode on ABC Family. It's called "There's The Rub."
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:10 pm
Oh really...cool. I don't think I have ABC family though. Darn.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:08 pm
"I'M WINNINGLY NAIVE!!"
From that poor, frightened guy who's always terrified of Paris, who left school to be in Into the Woods [best musical ever!], and I ALWAYS forget his name!
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:13 pm
Dude, what''s a bolwarg?
I think it means a wall.
If they mean wall, why don''t they just say ''wall''?
I dunno. It doesn''t matter.
This is so gay.
Dude, you can''t call a hymn gay. It''s, like, a sin, or something.
I''m not sayin'' bolwarg!
Then just change the words.
Look- I will if you just tell me what it means. It''s like, in Latin or something.
~*~
Who talks like this, the Pope?
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Those were all from when the band with Lane''s boyfriend was supposed to play at a bible reading club thing, and they were practicing. They''re probably all wrong, and not in the right order, but you get the point. And it was the best scene ever.
Of course, then Rory and Lane hear them practicing the re-worded version..
"..What hymn is that?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:47 pm
Kirk: hey Lorelai do you know what this is?
Lorelai: No Kirk I don't
Kirk: Damn!
Kirk: Ill give you 55 cents
Gypse: It cost 65
Kirk: its not Worth 65!
Gypse: Kirk its a for Charity there is no hagling!
Kirk: ok ill give you 60
Gypse: what you can't pitch in an extra Nickel?
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Kirk: Alright ill give you 62 but thats my final offer
Gyspe: Go Home KIRK!
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:14 am
Rory: I thought you go to work at five.
Dean: No, four on Thursdays. For some reason Thursday is always really busy. Lots of oppressed housewives shopping for their husbands' dinners.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:58 pm
Mrs. Kim: Lane snack!
Lane: I gotta go time for melba crackers and tea.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:12 am
Here's a Lorelia and Sookie
Lorelia:Who will take over for you when your gone?
Sookie: I was thinking Chantal.
Lorelia: The girl who got her face stuck in the mixer?
Sookie: She's better know, she just got her new nostril.
Lane and Zack
Zack: You don't have to do that.
Lane: No Zack, your not getting any tonight. The least I coudl do is clean up.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:40 pm
`Chloe Sullivan` Madaline: i can't imagine having a baby at 16 Paris: then keep your knees shut. Now please can we get back to the debat? Love it! heart
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:33 am
Babette:Luke put Jess on a bus back to New York.
Patty: Really? Whatever will we do for entertainment around here?
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:08 pm
Lorelai: "I was just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?"
Luke: "It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day. The place was packed. And this person..."
Lorelai: "Oh, is it me? Is it me?"
Luke: "This person comes tearing into the place, in a caffeine frenzy..."
Lorelai: "Ooh, it's me!"
Luke: "I'm with a customer, she interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee. So I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. Finally I turn to her, and tell her she's being annoying. Sit down, shut up, and I'll get to her when I get to her."
Lorelai: "You know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful..."
Luke: "She asked me my birthday. I wouldn't tell her, she wouldn't stop talking, finally I gave in. I told her my birthday. She went and got the newspaper, opened it up to the horoscopes page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me. So I was looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written: 'You will meet an annoying woman. Give her coffee, and she'll go away.' So I gave her coffee."
Lorelai: "But she didn't go away!"
Luke: "She told me to hold onto that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and one day it would bring me luck." (Luke takes his wallet out and shows Lorelai the horoscope.)
Lorelai: "Boy, I will say anything for a cup of coffee!" (long pause) "I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet? You kept this in your wallet... "
Luke: "Eight years."
Lorelai: "Eight years..."
Okay, it's more like a scene then a quote, but it is the best scene/quote ever!
Well, next to Kirk saying Lorelai was the prettiest girl he knew.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:12 pm
Paris: she's never had sex. pack your chastity belt, gilmore, you're going to harvard!
Rory: stay over.
Paris: really?
Rory: well, we could watch movies and eat snacks and you wouldn't have to drive all the way back to hartford.
Paris: you're just doing this because I covered for you with dean.
Rory: no, I'm doing this because that's what friends do.
Paris: you think we're friends?
Rory: well, I don't know what we are, but i believe it falls somewhere in the bizzaro friends-ish realm.
Paris: all right, but if you're doing this just to freeze my bra, I'll kill you.
Rory: dualy noted
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:35 pm
Paris: So I bet being adopted is really cool. I mean Think of it If you get tired of this set you can just dump 'em and go find the originals.
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