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Galad Aglaron

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:45 am


Nyletak Necrophiliac
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
[.Sweet.Temptation.]
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
Lavender, mimosa, holy thistle, salt and rosemary. They work really well for exorcisms. Not all demons fear Jesus Christ. I mean, I heard of a girl who accidentally stirred up Azi Dahak (Zoroastrian demon) and when her mother tried to have it exorcised by a member of the clergy, she spat at them, laughed and said something along the lines of "There are those among our number who witnessed the birth of time, who saw the stars kindle, who watched your world coalesce and observed as your kind rose to rule it" and that they were far older than Jesus Christ and Christianity and so on and so forth and then the girl bit her own tongue off and suffocated on her own blood.

Okay, gruesome...

Ah, yes, I know that certain oils realy work.
After all that had happened, A lady randomly approached me at a worship service and said all this stuff about me, even mentioning that I was dealing with some serious warfar.
I told her to stop watching me through my bedroom window. XD

But she gave me some oil.
It smells so nice, and she told me demon's can't get near the stuff.
It was one of the oils given to Jesus at birth. The 'F' one. I can't spell it, I can barely even say it. [[No good with pronounciation.]]

I would still have it only, It dissapeared.. Like, literallly. I had it sitting on my bedside table beside me on night. Next morning, the bottle was still there, same place, but almost every drop of oil was missing from it.
I asked all my family and they said they didn't touch it.
:/

And What the demon was saying to me was pretty bad. The demon kept threatening to have My boyfriend cut his leg off with a little razor. One no bigger than a box cutter.
That demon kept telling me that He was far greater than God and that he'd drag me and my boyfriend down to hell with him on a silver platter.
]:

Well, then it wasn't a very smart demon. Iron and silver can be used to ward off demonic and other magical or spiritual influence because they're naturally magic-resistant, which is why horseshoes are considered lucky: they're made of iron. No demon would carry you off on a silver platter. Maybe it wasn't your usual demon? A fallen angel, maybe...? But there's hardly anything that can protect against a fallen angel, certainly not purifying oils...


In our religion, demons are fallen angels. I don't believe in all of those oils and horseshoes and krap.

Well, how can you tell when it's made of iron or silver or not?

How am I supposed to know? I can't tell fake silver and iron from real, I'm not some sort of expert...
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:20 pm


Lord Galadedrid Damodred
Nyletak Necrophiliac
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
[.Sweet.Temptation.]
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
Lavender, mimosa, holy thistle, salt and rosemary. They work really well for exorcisms. Not all demons fear Jesus Christ. I mean, I heard of a girl who accidentally stirred up Azi Dahak (Zoroastrian demon) and when her mother tried to have it exorcised by a member of the clergy, she spat at them, laughed and said something along the lines of "There are those among our number who witnessed the birth of time, who saw the stars kindle, who watched your world coalesce and observed as your kind rose to rule it" and that they were far older than Jesus Christ and Christianity and so on and so forth and then the girl bit her own tongue off and suffocated on her own blood.

Okay, gruesome...

Ah, yes, I know that certain oils realy work.
After all that had happened, A lady randomly approached me at a worship service and said all this stuff about me, even mentioning that I was dealing with some serious warfar.
I told her to stop watching me through my bedroom window. XD

But she gave me some oil.
It smells so nice, and she told me demon's can't get near the stuff.
It was one of the oils given to Jesus at birth. The 'F' one. I can't spell it, I can barely even say it. [[No good with pronounciation.]]

I would still have it only, It dissapeared.. Like, literallly. I had it sitting on my bedside table beside me on night. Next morning, the bottle was still there, same place, but almost every drop of oil was missing from it.
I asked all my family and they said they didn't touch it.
:/

And What the demon was saying to me was pretty bad. The demon kept threatening to have My boyfriend cut his leg off with a little razor. One no bigger than a box cutter.
That demon kept telling me that He was far greater than God and that he'd drag me and my boyfriend down to hell with him on a silver platter.
]:

Well, then it wasn't a very smart demon. Iron and silver can be used to ward off demonic and other magical or spiritual influence because they're naturally magic-resistant, which is why horseshoes are considered lucky: they're made of iron. No demon would carry you off on a silver platter. Maybe it wasn't your usual demon? A fallen angel, maybe...? But there's hardly anything that can protect against a fallen angel, certainly not purifying oils...


In our religion, demons are fallen angels. I don't believe in all of those oils and horseshoes and krap.

Well, how can you tell when it's made of iron or silver or not?

How am I supposed to know? I can't tell fake silver and iron from real, I'm not some sort of expert...

Then how will you know if it really helps?

GuardianAngel44


The_Mortician
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:22 pm


GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
Nyletak Necrophiliac
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred

Well, then it wasn't a very smart demon. Iron and silver can be used to ward off demonic and other magical or spiritual influence because they're naturally magic-resistant, which is why horseshoes are considered lucky: they're made of iron. No demon would carry you off on a silver platter. Maybe it wasn't your usual demon? A fallen angel, maybe...? But there's hardly anything that can protect against a fallen angel, certainly not purifying oils...


In our religion, demons are fallen angels. I don't believe in all of those oils and horseshoes and krap.

Well, how can you tell when it's made of iron or silver or not?

How am I supposed to know? I can't tell fake silver and iron from real, I'm not some sort of expert...

Then how will you know if it really helps?
I believe he is talking about at first glance. If you buy it, you can ask the cashier or inspect it yourself. (If you know how.)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:51 pm


The_Mortician
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
Nyletak Necrophiliac
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred

Well, then it wasn't a very smart demon. Iron and silver can be used to ward off demonic and other magical or spiritual influence because they're naturally magic-resistant, which is why horseshoes are considered lucky: they're made of iron. No demon would carry you off on a silver platter. Maybe it wasn't your usual demon? A fallen angel, maybe...? But there's hardly anything that can protect against a fallen angel, certainly not purifying oils...


In our religion, demons are fallen angels. I don't believe in all of those oils and horseshoes and krap.

Well, how can you tell when it's made of iron or silver or not?

How am I supposed to know? I can't tell fake silver and iron from real, I'm not some sort of expert...

Then how will you know if it really helps?
I believe he is talking about at first glance. If you buy it, you can ask the cashier or inspect it yourself. (If you know how.)


you know, I think we're getting better with the off topic thing. Instead of going from demons to free will or some other argument of that nature, we wen't from demons to charms that ward off demons. Yay for us!!!!

GuardianAngel44


Galad Aglaron

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:15 pm


GuardianAngel44
The_Mortician
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
Nyletak Necrophiliac

Well, how can you tell when it's made of iron or silver or not?

How am I supposed to know? I can't tell fake silver and iron from real, I'm not some sort of expert...

Then how will you know if it really helps?
I believe he is talking about at first glance. If you buy it, you can ask the cashier or inspect it yourself. (If you know how.)


you know, I think we're getting better with the off topic thing. Instead of going from demons to free will or some other argument of that nature, we wen't from demons to charms that ward off demons. Yay for us!!!!

Not charms. Charms are imbued with power, silver and iron have their own ambient power. It's because they are so much more real, their spiritual and mystical nature is of the earth, of the real, solid, mundane world that they can harm supernatural nasties.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:26 pm


Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
The_Mortician
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
Nyletak Necrophiliac

Well, how can you tell when it's made of iron or silver or not?

How am I supposed to know? I can't tell fake silver and iron from real, I'm not some sort of expert...

Then how will you know if it really helps?
I believe he is talking about at first glance. If you buy it, you can ask the cashier or inspect it yourself. (If you know how.)


you know, I think we're getting better with the off topic thing. Instead of going from demons to free will or some other argument of that nature, we wen't from demons to charms that ward off demons. Yay for us!!!!

Not charms. Charms are imbued with power, silver and iron have their own ambient power. It's because they are so much more real, their spiritual and mystical nature is of the earth, of the real, solid, mundane world that they can harm supernatural nasties.


Or you can use my socks.

GuardianAngel44


Madame Necrophile

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:51 pm


GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
The_Mortician
GuardianAngel44

Then how will you know if it really helps?
I believe he is talking about at first glance. If you buy it, you can ask the cashier or inspect it yourself. (If you know how.)


you know, I think we're getting better with the off topic thing. Instead of going from demons to free will or some other argument of that nature, we wen't from demons to charms that ward off demons. Yay for us!!!!

Not charms. Charms are imbued with power, silver and iron have their own ambient power. It's because they are so much more real, their spiritual and mystical nature is of the earth, of the real, solid, mundane world that they can harm supernatural nasties.


Or you can use my socks.

rofl
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:15 am


GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
The_Mortician
GuardianAngel44

Then how will you know if it really helps?
I believe he is talking about at first glance. If you buy it, you can ask the cashier or inspect it yourself. (If you know how.)


you know, I think we're getting better with the off topic thing. Instead of going from demons to free will or some other argument of that nature, we wen't from demons to charms that ward off demons. Yay for us!!!!

Not charms. Charms are imbued with power, silver and iron have their own ambient power. It's because they are so much more real, their spiritual and mystical nature is of the earth, of the real, solid, mundane world that they can harm supernatural nasties.


Or you can use my socks.

Eew, no thanks. I wanna scare 'em, not kill 'em.

Galad Aglaron


GuardianAngel44

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:59 am


Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
The_Mortician
GuardianAngel44

Then how will you know if it really helps?
I believe he is talking about at first glance. If you buy it, you can ask the cashier or inspect it yourself. (If you know how.)


you know, I think we're getting better with the off topic thing. Instead of going from demons to free will or some other argument of that nature, we wen't from demons to charms that ward off demons. Yay for us!!!!

Not charms. Charms are imbued with power, silver and iron have their own ambient power. It's because they are so much more real, their spiritual and mystical nature is of the earth, of the real, solid, mundane world that they can harm supernatural nasties.


Or you can use my socks.

Eew, no thanks. I wanna scare 'em, not kill 'em.

That's the beauty of my socks. They keep them alive, and paralyze them, holding them their to be tortured for all eternity. . . hehehe twisted
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:36 pm


GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44


you know, I think we're getting better with the off topic thing. Instead of going from demons to free will or some other argument of that nature, we wen't from demons to charms that ward off demons. Yay for us!!!!

Not charms. Charms are imbued with power, silver and iron have their own ambient power. It's because they are so much more real, their spiritual and mystical nature is of the earth, of the real, solid, mundane world that they can harm supernatural nasties.


Or you can use my socks.

Eew, no thanks. I wanna scare 'em, not kill 'em.

That's the beauty of my socks. They keep them alive, and paralyze them, holding them their to be tortured for all eternity. . . hehehe twisted

*raises eyebrow* If I wanted to do that to 'em, I'd go see Mab about it.

Galad Aglaron


GuardianAngel44

PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:43 pm


Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44


you know, I think we're getting better with the off topic thing. Instead of going from demons to free will or some other argument of that nature, we wen't from demons to charms that ward off demons. Yay for us!!!!

Not charms. Charms are imbued with power, silver and iron have their own ambient power. It's because they are so much more real, their spiritual and mystical nature is of the earth, of the real, solid, mundane world that they can harm supernatural nasties.


Or you can use my socks.

Eew, no thanks. I wanna scare 'em, not kill 'em.

That's the beauty of my socks. They keep them alive, and paralyze them, holding them their to be tortured for all eternity. . . hehehe twisted

*raises eyebrow* If I wanted to do that to 'em, I'd go see Mab about it.

Mab?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:57 pm


GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44


Or you can use my socks.

Eew, no thanks. I wanna scare 'em, not kill 'em.

That's the beauty of my socks. They keep them alive, and paralyze them, holding them their to be tortured for all eternity. . . hehehe twisted

*raises eyebrow* If I wanted to do that to 'em, I'd go see Mab about it.

Mab?

Milady Queen Mab of Air and Darkness, Winter Monarch of the Unseelie Court of Faerie, greatest of the Unseelie Queens. Yes, I believe in faeries.

Galad Aglaron


GuardianAngel44

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:30 pm


Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44


Or you can use my socks.

Eew, no thanks. I wanna scare 'em, not kill 'em.

That's the beauty of my socks. They keep them alive, and paralyze them, holding them their to be tortured for all eternity. . . hehehe twisted

*raises eyebrow* If I wanted to do that to 'em, I'd go see Mab about it.

Mab?

Milady Queen Mab of Air and Darkness, Winter Monarch of the Unseelie Court of Faerie, greatest of the Unseelie Queens. Yes, I believe in faeries.


you really have to stop using names of creatures or beings that I have never heard of.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:30 am


GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44

That's the beauty of my socks. They keep them alive, and paralyze them, holding them their to be tortured for all eternity. . . hehehe twisted

*raises eyebrow* If I wanted to do that to 'em, I'd go see Mab about it.

Mab?

Milady Queen Mab of Air and Darkness, Winter Monarch of the Unseelie Court of Faerie, greatest of the Unseelie Queens. Yes, I believe in faeries.


you really have to stop using names of creatures or beings that I have never heard of.

Eheheheh... you sound like the Leanansidhe.

Galad Aglaron


GuardianAngel44

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:30 am


Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44
Lord Galadedrid Damodred
GuardianAngel44

That's the beauty of my socks. They keep them alive, and paralyze them, holding them their to be tortured for all eternity. . . hehehe twisted

*raises eyebrow* If I wanted to do that to 'em, I'd go see Mab about it.

Mab?

Milady Queen Mab of Air and Darkness, Winter Monarch of the Unseelie Court of Faerie, greatest of the Unseelie Queens. Yes, I believe in faeries.


you really have to stop using names of creatures or beings that I have never heard of.

Eheheheh... you sound like the Leanansidhe.

GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream gonk gonk wahmbulance wahmbulance
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