"love is a happy time, all throughout the galaxy. it's when the male part of the species goes up to the female part of the species and says 'hey, you wanna go on a date?'. and then she says "oh...ookay.'if you're lucky. then they go out to a restaurant and she order something called a salad. and he order a big piece of beef. and he eats it. that to me ladies and gentlemen, is love. kinda makes you want to cry, doesn't it?"