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 Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:00 am
Dont even get me started:
Rory: OH MY GOD! Is that a tomatoe? Theres NEVER been a tomatoe in the house! OH MY GOD! Is that bread?
Dean:Wanna hammer something?
Rory: Allways
Rory:[into phone]And then he showed up with a black eye!
Lorelai:[into phone] A black guy
Rory:[into phone] No, eye!
Lane: The very concept of childbirth is vaguely disturbing.
Rory: Yeah. Kids are cool and all, but getting there seems like a big cosmic joke.
Lane: Definitely thought up by a man.
Rory: My mom said that when she told me where babies come from.
Lane: My mom still hasn't told me.
Rory: Really?
Lane: When my cousin got pregnant, she said it's because an angel brushed its wings against her face.
Rory: I could fill you in on the details sometime if you want.
Lane: No thanks, I've picked it up off the streets.
Rory: I have to perform Act Five of "Romeo and Juliet" with Paris, Madeline and Louise.
Lorelai: Really?
Rory: Paris has appointed herself as director.
Lorelai: Nice. What part are you playing?
Rory: I don't know yet. She's still mulling over the screen tests right now. We're gonna find out tomorrow.
Lorelai: Screen tests?
Rory: 24 takes.
Lorelai: Ah, I so want a copy.
Rory: Forget it.
Lorelai: Sell it on the Internet, make a fortune. 'First we brought you Pamela and Tommy Lee, now prepare yourselves for the crazy antics of Rory and the Bard.'
Rory: Oh, and I told Paris that you would make all of our costumes so she wants to have a concept meeting with you tomorrow at three.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Yeah, she needs a resume and samples of your previous work and, uh, referrals.
Lorelai: And my bare butt to kiss?
Rory: If you think that will set you apart from the other applicants, yes.
[When Luke hired a new waiter]
Rory: Oh, my god.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: He hired Brennon Lewis.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: Ew!
Lorelai: He doesn't look that bad.
Rory: He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched 'The Breakfast Club' and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together
Lorelai: What happened? The reception on the phone sucked. All I heard was "Rory" and "Chilton" and "Get down here." Whose butt do I have to kick?
Rory: We didn't go to breakfast.
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Rory: We came here. They broke into the headmaster's office as the big initiation.
Lorelai: Ugh, those stupid girls.
Rory: Uh huh. Part of the initiation was ringing a bell. So, that's what I was doing when security showed up and they called you.
Lorelai: That's what you got busted for? That's it? Bell-ringing?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Were you at least smoking a Cuban cigar while you were doing it?
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: No, I mean, "bad girl, how many times have I told you not to ring bells?"
Rory: [interrupting] Let's go.
Lorelai: [continuing] "They can dent, or scratch, and they make dogs go crazy. Who do you think you are, the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Are you French? Circular? I don't think so."
Rory: I'm walking to the car now.
Lorelai: [later] Was it a big bell at least?
Rory: Uhh, Barry Manilow.
Lorelai: Ugh, stop.
Rory: Looks like we made it...
Lorelai: Oh, yeah? Spice Girls.
Rory: Duran Duran.
Lorelai: Dido.
Rory: Olivia Newton John.
Lorelai: The Macarena. You and Lane for hours and hours, for weeks on end.
Rory: Hey, we were mocking. You can't mock the mocking.
Lorelai: All right. It's getting ugly. Let's stop.
Rory: Let's be friends again.
Lorelai: All right.
Rory: Hmm-hmm.
Lorelai: Stop it.
Ive got more.... but dont wanna write them all down
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:53 am
Diana_91 I like Rory, she is very responsable, inteligent and funny. yeah. but not all the time. member the epi when she got into jail or something. it was her choice
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:43 am
Rory: Wear's Jess?
Luke: I don't know, probably out playing basketball or something...
Rory: That punk!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:15 am
Lane: How's it coming?
Rory: Well this is my written down pile, and this is my need to be written down pile.
Lane: And that?
Rory: That's my I have to buy it now that I've seen it pile.
Lane: This job is going to cost you a lot.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:50 am
Rory during "extracurricular rant" as i call it:
"I have to go teach a retarded kid to play baseball!"
Rory: why did you never take me camping?
Lorelai: it took me three years to get you to step on wet grass
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:24 pm
`Chloe Sullivan` Rory: Everybody keeps calling me "mary" Lorelai: well thats because you look like a goody two shoes. Rory: Well what would tey have said if i looked like a slut? Lorelai: they wuld have added a Magdelin after it lo i love that one but i would call it a lorelai quote
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:18 pm
(lane wanted to rebel against her nother so she's dying her hair, adn rory is putting on the bleach.)
rory: does it burn?
lane: no, not really.
.....
lane: ok, now it burns!
rory: well, think about someting else!
lane: ok, thinking about ice cream...thinking about puppy dogs...thinking about getting mail, thinking about getting a package...
rory: GOT A PACKAGE!
lane: what?
rory: oh, jimmy carey says that in Ace Ventura.
it was so funny how rory said "got a package!". if you've seen that one you know how it is.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:27 pm
Paris: "Rory!"
Rory: "Ahh! Geeze, you're like a pop-up book from hell!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:01 am
Rory: (on phone with Logan) I swear there's like five of her wondering around the house. It's like she's a cylon!
(I love the new Battlestar Galacticca too so that just made it even funnier)
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:58 pm
Rory: Honk if your mind is Emily Gilmore's personal playground
Lorelei: Honk Honk
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:01 pm
heres another
Lorelei: Don't hate me
Rory: I don't hate you. I can't hate the pathetic
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:54 pm
"I can't hate the pathetic"
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:29 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:30 am
Episode: P.S. I lo...
[After being annoyingly woken up by Lorelai]
LORELAI: Why so charming this morning?
RORY: I had an annoying visit from the Stars Hollow wake up fairy. Where's my tie? rofl
LORELAI: In your drawer.
RORY: I'm looking in the drawer.
LORELAI: Hmm. Check the living room
RORY: Why would my tie be in the living room?
LORELAI: Because it's been seeing the doily on the coffee table. I'm sorry, I did not want you to find out this way.
RORY: Don't take this personally, but get out. rofl
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:24 pm
Lorelei: I'll leave you to make out with your sock drawer.
Rory: (Opens draw) hello boy's
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