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 Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:21 pm
Granted! You are now fluent in cat language, but you find yourself unable to speak any human words anymore.
"MEOW!"
I wish that there were 36 hours in a day.
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:33 am
Granted! There are 36 hours in a day but there'd only be five days in a week, three weeks in a month and ten months in a year. {{{did that even make sense??}}}
I wish racism doesn't exist.
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:43 pm
wish granted " turns everyone into gray blobs that look the same , but yet they fight over who's gray or not gray
i wsh i had and spork
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:21 pm
granted, but you can't use it on food
i wish i had the ability to fly
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:26 am
"granted" you able to fly but you can only go up two feet and stay airburn for for less then then 10 seconds
i wish that had a genie
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:56 am
granted, but the genie only speaks an obscure dead language
i wish i could win a billion dollars
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:36 pm
Granted! But it's a billion dollars in worthless Confederate money. sad
I wish I owned a brand new red Ford Mustang!
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:23 am
granted! but it only runs using 50 gallons of cod liver oil.
i wish i could make myself invisible.
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:09 am
granted, but when you eat food you can see it as it travels your digestive tract
i wish i could time travel
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:28 pm
"granted" you can only travel 5 mins back in time
I wish that i could draw better
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:02 pm
Granted, you can now draw beautiful pictures of the word "better"!
I wish to have a figure like a supermodel.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:39 am
granted! you have a figure like a supermodel but your brain is as big as a pea.
i wish i knew the stuff i know now ten years ago.
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:42 pm
"granted" erase your memories now and replaces it was the stuff you know when you were 5
I wish that i had a bottle of moutain dew
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:02 am
granted, but your mountain dew = flat
i wish i could read, write, and speak japanese
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:22 pm
Granted! But you go into massive seizures and fall into a coma for the rest of your natural life!
I wish I had some nachos and scotch! (Because beer has twice the carbs and is half the fun)
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