ONC IN A LAN FAR FR AWAI DER LIVDED A SNAYL.
DIS LIL SNAYL DIDNT HAV A NAIM BECUZ SNAYLZ TINK DATS STOPID.
SEW ENYWAI.
WUN DAI HE WUZ SNAYLN DOWN DA SIYDWAK.
DEN DIS LIL BOI SAW HIYUM AND WUZ ALL "LUK, A SNAYL"
SEW HE PIKD ET UP.
WEN DA BOI GOWT HOM HE PUT SNAYL IN A BAWX.
BUT DA BOI ALSO HAD A KITY.
N KITY SED "MEW" WICH MEENS "YUM YUM I WUNNA EAT DAT SNAYUL. HE LUKS YUMI."
N BOI SED "NO KITY. SNAYL IS FREND."
NEXT DAI KIT SED "MEW"
N BOI SED "NUUUU KITY. SNAYL IS NOT UR DINR. DINR IS IN TUNA IN DISH"
NEXT DAI KITY SED "MEW"
N BOI SED "I HAT U KITY. SNAYUL IS FREND" N DEN BOI PUT KITY OWTSYD.
KITY GOT MAD.
SEW DAT NIYT KITY SNUK IN THRU DA SCREEN DOR AN SKRTCHD BOI AND AYUT HIZ FEEET.
DEN KITY AYUT SNAYL.
MORAL UV STORI.
NU TUNA B4 BEDTYM.
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