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 Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:41 am
"Not all who wander are lost." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:13 pm
"Don't ask me what will happen if a werewolf bites a mermaid, because I'm not going to tell you!" - Stephenie Meyer at a book signing.
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"Go ahead and say what you want about me, but let me give you a piece of advice first. Click your heels and GET A LIFE!"
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"If there is one thing I know I will never regret, no matter what, it's that I met you."
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"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Rape!!!!!!!!!!!! Bill, he's raping me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
lol, looong story to this....happened on my bus. and no she isn't really being raped, it was just funny
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If Myspace broke down, over 90% of the people on the internet would go crazy. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing your a** off, put this in your signature.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:05 am
I would sooooo be part of that 10% Eddy! xd Yes, yes I would. dramallama
"Fictional characters are no substitute for the real thing."
"It's not guns that kill people, it's maneuvers." ~ Eddie Izzard
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:31 pm
"HE-- uuuuhhh... he was teasin' me!" ~ Bernie Mac
XD Best joke out of the entire thing.
"How can there be a reason for war, for the life of a human that suffers" ~ Khan (Kamelot)
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:01 pm
"Before there was Stonehenge there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge." ~ Eddie Izzard
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:33 pm
"For those about to rock, we salute you." -AC~DC.
"Spartans! tonight, we dine... in hell!" -that angry dude from 300.
(Man, I'm giving the most unoriginal quotes...) sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:32 pm
"I wiped the file? I wiped all the files? I wiped the internet?? But I don't even have a modem!" ~ Eddie Izzard
"Narcissism is about looking into the mirror and going 'God, I'd like to have sex with myself.' " ~ Eddie Izzard
"Hopscotch: A secret, religious, weird ceremonial rite of passage for girls that women know." ~ Eddie Izzard
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:13 pm
xd Who is this Eddie Izzard?
"Boy or girl, I'm naming [my kid] 'Rrrrrrrrrrr.'
'Time for bed, Rrrrrrrrrrr.'
'I SAID time for bed, Rrrrrrrrrrr.'
'No cookies, Rrrrrrrrrrr!!'
'This ****ing Rrrrrrrrrrr is driving me up the ****ing wall!'
'Rrrrrrrraarrrararrrrarrrrrr!!!!!'" scream
-Dane Cook
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:56 am
"Don't lie, the government hates competition."--Unknown
"There are two infinites the world: the universe and stupidity. But I'm not quite sure about the universe."--Albert Eienstein
"Capital punishment makes the state a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay Dungeon Master."--Emo Philips
"If anyone ever says they hate war more than I do, they better have a knife."--Jack Handey
"I like to tell people I have a heart of a young boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk."--Stephen King
"In order for three to keep a secret two must be dead."--Ben Franklin
"You know the world's crazy when: the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in the world are named: "Bush", "D'ick", and "Colon". Need I say more?"--Chris Rock
Eddie Izzard is an awesome comedian, who's a cross dresser. He's so wonderfully funny. There's DVD's of his work at Best Buy, you should totally check him out! He's quite funny. Oh, and some of his stuff is on YouTube, just type in his name. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:03 pm
"I thought what I'd do was pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes." <- Catcher In The Rye
"Never argue with a stupid person, they drag you down to your level and beat you with experiance." <- ..I forgot ^^;
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:50 am
"The same thing we try to do every night... try to take over the world!" ~Brain from Pinky and the Brain.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:29 pm
"Me fail english? that's unpossible!" Either bart or homer from the simpsons
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:47 pm
"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" ~ Shakespeare
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." ~ Eisenstein
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:25 pm
Kita Cloud "Imagination is more important than knowledge." ~ Eisenstein Try telling that to the school systems.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:08 pm
I have, Hendrix. They listened. You just have to put it into a perspective they understand.
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