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 Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:51 pm
Thank you! I found/came up with more That i posted on .hackers like a long time ago
Atoli: -takes hammer and hits Kuhn- Stop hitting on poor defenseless little girls!
Endrance: I hit on Bo.
Atoli: Oh, that's ok! I support that!
Bo: -cries-
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Haseo: If the chick comes first, then why the hell is Jesus the main man?
Atoli: Cause Jesus rules us all.
(no purspose really)
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-at night time at teh Haseo family house-
Mom: Haseo! Time for dinner!
Haseo: fine! -grumbles-
Mom: here you go, a salad with extra lettuce!
haseo: 'does she think I'm a rabbit or what?' Thanks...
-stares teh salad close and reconzie the face-
haseo: OVAN!!! YOU b*****d!!! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE! -starts stabing the cabbage-
Mom: he sure is energetic...
Dad: all boys his age need to be.
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Atoli: There was once an old woman who live in a shoe...
haseo: and that has to do with me being chase by Fangirls, how!?
Atoli: I believe she ate her beloved...-looks at haseo-
Haseo: O_O -runs-
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And they wonder why I'M THE most disturbed child they had XD
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:13 pm
haha Breathless ilu xDD
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Haseo: -dies in the middle of battle-
Piros: -runs around screaming- 'WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNGG?'
Haseo: -thinks to himself- 'God, what is this guy smoking?'
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:30 pm
ILU Choas XD I have like, no damn brain in ther past nor in the future XD
I'll post some later, like wehn I get on later XD
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:57 pm
(lol wow, this is going better than I though!)
*Haseo goes over to Shino*
Haseo:Shino...
Shino: Yes?
Haseo:I..
*Tabby barges in*
Tabby:*yells* Get away from him you whore
*Shino and Tabby get into a small argument, then Alkaid comes in out of almost no-where*
Alkaid: Haseo is mine; I gave him the Lit Honeysuckle blades
Shino: So did I....
*Bourdeux infected with AIDA breaks through a cliff wall next to him*
Bordeux: HASEO! COME HERE SO I CAN 'LOVE' YOU TO DEATH!!!!
Haseo:*thinking to himself*What the hell, how can this get any worse....?
*Atoli barges in and sees all these girls and Haseo*
Atoli: Haseo!
Haseo: What, it's not what it looks like!
Atoli: oh really?
Tabby: He's mine
*argument continues, then Endrance makes an appearance*
Endrance: No way girlfriends, Haseo and I have something going on!
*everyone looks at Endrance*
Endrance: What?
*Pheonix Wright comes out of no-where*
Wright: OBJECTION!
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:37 am
HAWT! XD
Ok, this is the Cheese-sandwhich attack, (I PWN YOU DAMMIT, AZURE CROW!!!) Oh, sorry, well, this is my like messed up mind on cheese sandwhich (due to a really depressing funny fanart by Isuzu-chan)
Ovan: I'm taller then you (to Haseo)
Haseo: So, I got more girls then you. (smirks)
Ovan: I have...a cheese sandwhich in my left arm...>>
continue:
ovan: Haseo, come here.
Haseo: What is it ovan. Cna I pK you now?
Ovan: No! Because i have upgraded my arm!
haseo: wah?
Ovan: Meet teh new monster! Fearier then AiDA!
Haseo: Oh fu--
Ovan: (Big gaint cheese sandwhich monster comes out of his arm. haseo is eatten.) ha ha.
COntinue again:
Haseo: You know, Atoli, I became emotionally disdurbed even before I met you.
Atoli: Seriously, why?
Haseo: I....I saw...saw...Ovan...he was....making out...
Atoli: With who, Azure Kite?!
Haseo: -shakes head- No a cheese sandwhich!
Atoli: -bitchslap-
Yeah...3rd enstallment was made with me and my sister XD
And something esle
Gabi: I'm Gabi!
Haseo: That's nice.
Gabi: I'm Gabi!
Haseo: Yeah, I heard you the first time...
Gabi: I'm-
Haseo: OMG! How about this one! I'M HASEO! Ohhh! Terror of Death!
Yeah, I love Gabi biggrin
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:34 pm
Ovan: Get back in the van. mad
Haseo: :C
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:55 pm
Kuhn: Atoli want to be the 999th number on my cell?
Atoli: err...
Kuhn: Great! now just come to my place tonight...
Atoli: -Slaps kuhn and loggs out-
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:43 pm
Balmung: I have the best hair in 'The World'.
Haseo: No, I have the best hair.
Balmung: NO! I HAVE THE BEST HAIR!
Haseo: NO! I DO!
-meanwhile Yata is in the background saying to himself-
I dont even have any hair... emo
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:52 pm
*At the crowning ceremony for when Haseo becomes na arena champion*
*Haseo walks over to Antares*
Antares: Ah, tonight's drink is great!
Haseo: Antares, are you drinking again?
Antares: SHUT UP! I'm not an alcoholic!
Haseo: But I nev-
Antares: Just because I got a bunch of problems and play an online game while I'm in my 40s-50s doesn't mean I'm an alchoholic *hic*
Haseo: *thinks to self* Wow; drinking and MMORPG's really don't go too well together.
Antares: *hic* Haseo, come here and give your old man a kiss
Haseo: 0_0 *flees and logs out*
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:02 pm
Yata's got some hair. D;
Ovan: SO I HEER U LYKE MEN. ;DD
Haseo: o__o;
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:06 pm
well still, i thought it was funny xD
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Alkaid: I love Haseo!! He's mine!
Atoli: Pfft. no way b***h talk2hand he's mine.
Shino: Yeah right, dont you know that he loves me?
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:37 pm
*During a random scene in .hack//g.u. time freezes and turns black-and-white, then Ovan walks in dressed like the guy from the Twilight Zone*
*Twilight Zone music starts playing*
Ovan: The following is submitted for your benefit. Imagine an online game that's so popular over 20 million people it. An online game that is so realistic and addicting that some people stay nearly on the time on it *cough*Signaless and Endrance*cough*. Now imagine something goes horribly wrong in this virtual world of merriment. Player starts killing other players, an odd virus going throughout the game and causing people to fall in comas and game data itself being altered to the point of where people cannot log out. Weird enough that even some random girl named Henako goes around constantly shouting her own name. Now imagine a group of people trying to stop this virus with odd powers of their own, being able to summon amazing creatures to battle with. And also odd NPCs looking like heroes from a age long ago in the game's history. Put off all this together and you have an online experience fit only for a madman.....
Welcome...to The World....
*music ends and Ovan leaves, then the scene continues like nothing ever happened*
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:56 pm
xDDDDDDD i totally loved that one
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Kuhn: -walks over to Atoli- Where's my money b*tch?
Atoli: OH MY I- hey wait a second, you're not my pimp.
-Haseo walks in-
Haseo: Hey Atoli!! Where's my money?
Atoli: OH MY I- hey wait, you're not my pimp either.
-Sakaki walks in-
Sakaki: Atoli, where the f*ck is my money b*tch?
Atoli: OH MY IM SO SORRY SAKAKI!! i spent it on a new weapon..
-Sakaki pimp slaps Atoli-
Atoli: Hey wait, you're not my pimp either!
-some random dude walks in-
That Dude: ATOLI? WHERES MY MONEY?
Atoli: OH MY I- God, im not doing this again.
xDDD idk...i was in a weird mood XDD
srry xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:01 pm
It's fine, the only rule is is that it had to be funny, and your was very funny xD.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:04 pm
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