I love fried ice cream!
Last time I had it I was in a restaurant, and some kid was having a birthday thing there and they were sitting near us. I accidently dropped my ice cream onto my lap, and the kid laughed his a** off at me. I would have been irritated if it hadn't been his birthday. I'd love it if someone spilled food all over themself on my birthday.
The Awesome Guild of Stuff. With coffee. And tea.