Ok, this one's not technically Star Wars, but it's absolutely hilarious, and I think the Empire could've taken a few hints, such as item #23:
I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.Or item #25;
No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.http://www.eviloverlord.com (click on the Evil Overlord List towards the bottom)
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