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 Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:56 pm
Congratulations, you won the contents of Oliver Wood's locker, including used condoms, jockstraps, and pictures of him and Harry!
*inserts a sickle on a string* *string falls into machine with the sickle* ...Damn.
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:49 pm
Félicitations!! Vous avez gagné Snape et Harry's bureau d'amour!! C'est exact!! Le premier bureau ils ont fait l'amour dessus!!!
*Translation: Congrats, you won Snape and Harry's love desk! That's right! The first desk they ever made love on!! [sorry my french is really rusty!]*
-insertions sickle-
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:15 pm
*shudders at thoughts of Snarry*
Conuguratuzu! Yu gettu thi taimturuneru Harri usudu to visitu Tommu Ridderu, zennu usudu azu ei sekkusu toi wittu himmu!
(Romanji; my new thing.
Trans: Congrats! You get the timeturner Harry used to visit Tom Riddle, then used as a sex toy with him!)
*slips in a sickle, muttering to self "Drarry - Puppylove - Rorry - Weaselferret - Weasley Twincest - or Seamus" over and over again*
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:58 am
WOOT WOOT!! You win Fred and George's tester sex toys for their New Sex Shop! Keep in mind they test everything on themselves!! Hurray Twincest!!
~inserts sickle~ ninja
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:34 pm
HOLY DUMBLEDORE!! You've won one of our greatest prizes, the best collection of Dean Thomas's Hogwartian yaoi-manga, including Drarry, Weasley Twincest, and Rorry. And as a bonus, you get another of his Hogwartian yaoi-manga books, titled "The F*ck of the Irish", featuring Seamus and most of the boys in Hogwarts, from Harry, Cedric, and Oliver, to Theodore Nott and Zacharias Smith.
*slips in a sickle*
Doesn't it seem as if we are the only two still playing, Super Cy?
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:51 pm
Holy Moses on a Pogo Stick!! You just won yourself Luna Lovegoods Fan Fiction Collection!! Ever wonder why she has such a dream look on her face? Well now you know! With everything from Harry/Draco/Ron to Fred/George to Ginny/Luna (yes, she writes about herself)!!
~inserts sickle~
Yeah, it does...but it's like making out a Slashy Christmas List.... ninja
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:55 pm
[ I'll be nice and join the game! :B ]
Oh-Em-Gee! You won Harry and Snape's mattress! Don't tell them we stole it, even if it is in pretty bad shape. *suggestive wink*
*inserts sickle, murmuring something about Wolfstar and a forgotten muffin*
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:25 pm
l33t54uc3 (leetsauce)!!! You won the diary of Regulus Black, describing not only his deep crush on Sirius, but also his actual success with him!
*inserts an actual sickle, with the blade and short handle and the wheat harvesting*
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:31 am
Dude! You just won you self and Anti-Dementor!! Let it get close to you and all of your greatest Harry Potter Slash Memories/Thoughts will replay right before your eyes!!
*removes sickle and inserts sickle*
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:17 pm
Congratulations, lucky betch! You won Theodore Nott as a sex slave for a day! No one will miss him, since they never really notice him! And, apparently, he's a metamorphmagus, so he can look however you want him to!
*shifty eyes* *inserts a sickle, along with a pygmy puff* Magic-PETA will never have a clue...
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:11 am
er...*reaches into pocket* You won Harry's tube of Wiz Glide Lube, used in those late night sex spins... ninja
*inserts a sickle*
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:19 am
Whooaaaaaaaaaa! You won the flying car that Ron and Harry not only crashed, but also had lots of fun in the backseat (careful of the stains!). AND you get a video of all that happened on the occasion. Yippee!
*inserts a buncha quarters*
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:04 pm
Congratulations! You Won Harry!! That's right!! Harry Potter in the flesh!!! Unfotunently I am keeping Draco in his ferret costume... But Hell!! You get The-Boy-Who-Scored!!!
~*inserts pineapple flavored chocolate sickled*~
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:34 pm
*wide eyes* *explodes with joy*
WHOAHOHO!! YOU GOT OLIVER WOOD'S WOOD...EN BROOM! Wonder where the handle's been? That's right! And who's been on it? Most people. OLIVER THE MANWHORE!! Oh, you can also get where to find him. He sells his DVDs, including A Night In Potter.
*inserts a [insert coin name]*
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:37 pm
Yippy!! You just won yourself...*searches pockets*....this full length DVD of Hogwarts Boy Slash Throughout the Ages, including: Draco and Harry, Semus and Dean, Remus/James/Sirius, Snape and Sirius, Oliver and Percy, Fred and George, Lucius and James, and many many more. Bonus Feature includes a "WTF" with Filch and his cat.
*Inserts pickled sickle* ninja
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