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Once, while doing the cure for Vampirism quest, I had to get the blood of an Argonian. I went to Leyawin and followed one around. eventually the guy started talking with his wife. a few moemnts later, the wife runs up to me and says "I need you to leave so I can lock up."

~I was outside and there was nothing to lock.

~so I killed her legally by using touch of rage

I was being chased by that one gurad dude that you send to jail. No one was helping me. I tried killing him on my own....I was sent to jail...for defending myself...W...T...F

rofl I rememeber I was practicing my archery and the stupid adoring fan just waltzes right in front of me. I axidently shot him and he runs around, literaly, in circles yelling, "help, someone's been murdered!" and then an Imperial Guard apears out of nowhere and arests me.


I was reaking havock in the middle of the night in the IC market place one day. I went into the towns and used my most powerful Fingers of the mountain spell to blast everything off of the shelves. Now every time I walk in those shops, the items will explode off of the shelf and attack me.

Oh and is it just me or do things tend to fall through shelves like a knife through butter?

just today I did some Daedric quests. I got the skeleton key. I went to the market district and stopped to copyy some stuff. I *accidently* copied my mortar and pestle, and dropped my skeleton key. Now, whenever I walk by the place I did the copying it sounds like a sigil stone, but there doesn't be no sigil stone to be picked up...

crying

also, when I was stealing an Orcish helm from some Cheydinhall a*****e, suddenly I was surrounded by guards, who continously appeared where the dead body of one of the guards was... I think my bounty hit six(6) digits before it stopped...

Ah, good ole City Swimmer. I wasn't there to see her death on my current save file, but I found her dead in the river, with a stolen piece of bread.

Once, I felt like going adventuring/riding to CHeydinhall instead of fast travelling. as I passed Fort Magia, I saw a legion guard mounting his horse. beside him was another legion horse. I figured that they had foight something, and one had died. I kept riding. notlong after, I found a randomg legion soldier walking back in the direction of that horse! Following him, I found it to be true. this was like... ten miles later!

also, when I was near the Roxey inn, I felt like stopping by. I walked in and saw that everyone had armor (- a few)! Like... good armor! I had Ebony, but I wanted Elvish. Elven? w/e. I decided to kill a Khajiit with the Elven armor. Here's the cool bit. I did it without anyone else noticing, and there was a Legion Soldier in there. Well, no. actually, they did notice. See, I staged the murder of this man using a frenzy spell. the guard, the Khajiit, and another random person ended up dead. then I restarted and continued with my game. The strange part was, When the guard started attacking the Khajiit, I could hear him talking like, "Any news from the other provinces?" even though he was dead!!!

Yeah it happens most commonly when a person from Cryodil gets brought to the Shivering Isles, they aren't programmed any speach there so thats all they say (but there are exceptions)