Rainbowless Skittle
Kninja
mad I've had enough bears take enough fish from me lately you b*****d! Son of a b***h bully bear b*****d took my 30lb spring, the second coho of the river this year, and 2 pinks! I almost had the run on him, but then he turned around and started coming back at me. I was stupid and didn't have any bearspray or even a radio on me, just my little cleaning knife, and I was covered in fish blood and guts, so I figured my best move was to gtfo. He wasn't too interested in me, just my fish, but he was a little black b*****d, so I know he'd have gotten aggresive and thrown down if I'd pushed it much further.

So no, you and your kind may not have anymore of my fishes, damnit! scream


*laughs* That's the best thing I've read all night. And "Son of a b***h bully bear b*****d" is the best line ever.

Oh, I had many more names for him than just that. I stewed for a whole day afterwards, but after another good night on the river, and getting some fish into my freezer, I was a lot better. Most of my anger came from being upset at myself for not being prepared. I was cautious, and that's what saved me from a more unpleasant situation, but I wasn't prepared with the right gear and I should have been sad

Teddy Super Nova
ILU<3

ILSammiches =P

miquelet
I'd ask for another funny story, but I'd just find it un-bear-able. So, instead I'll just ask 'What's ur sine'?
Ouch, those were bad.

rofl