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 Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:06 pm
Sayneveralways Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 *at a karaoke bar* Cloud: Bite my lip and close my eyes trippin away to paradise........ Cid: YOU SUCK!!!!! scream Cloud: You don't need to be so mean crying Cid: YES I DO!!!! scream Cloud: Why are you yelling? stare Cid: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT scream Vincent: I think Cid has had too many drinks tonight lol Cid: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM scream *Cid takes out a 9mm Pistol and shoots Vincent in the foot* Vincent: xd gonk *Vincent collapses* Cloud: Holy chocobo testicles where did you get a pistol? eek Cid: Ebay duh Vincent: You b*****d! *stands up and turns into Chaos* RAWR!!!! Cid: *pulls out a shotgun and shoots off Vincent's foot* Vincent: AHHH!!! *turns to normal and faints* Cloud: *pokes Vincent hard with his Ultima Weapon, each poke doing 1000 damage xd * Vincent: *dies after nine o ten pokes* Cloud: I think you killed him Cid... Cid: stare *shoots at Clouds face* *police outside the bar* Police Man: Cid come out with your hands up we have a head shot on you pirate Cid: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! scream *Cid takes out a FA-MAS and starts firing at the cops* Other Police Man: I thought you said we had a head shot on him Police Man: I lied I thought that would work Cid: CALL THE ARMY CAUSE I'M F'IN CRAZY!!! scream *Cid pulls out a RPG-07 and fires at the cops* Police Man: RPG GET DOWN!!! *Other Police man gets barraged with RPG games* Other Police Man: wtf he literally fired RPG's at us Police Man: I expected a rocket..duck here comes another one Cid: I'M CRAZY BIOTCHES BRING IT ON AGHGHGHGHGHGHGH scream *Cid collapses with a dart in his neck* Yuffie: and thats how you stop a guy on drugs, with a tranquilizer *Several hours later* Cid:*Wakes up inside a dumpster* "Woah, what the hell happened to me?" *feels scar on his side...then on his other* "SOMEBODY STOLEMY KIDNEYS!" Cat:*yawns* "Meow?" Cid:*feels a used condom next him* "EW NASTY! What the hell?! And where are my damn kidneys?! Cat:"Meow....mew mew meow mew meow." Cid:*Looks on in horror* "You mean-" Cat:*nods* "Mew...." Cid: "So then this is just a dream!" *stabs himself and dies* Cat:".......sucker!" *steals his wallet* Cid: *revives* Oh damn I had final attack - phoenix... HEY WHERE'S MY WALLET? DAMN YOU CAT!!! Me: Cid... Calm down or I'll show you another pic of the non-random battles in FFXII... Cid: NOOO!!! ANYHING BUT THAT!!!! *runs away* *a few minutes later* Cat: Good job Me: Hehehehe... I know... Now where's my 350274164316607697613663516539671 million gil? Cat: Errrrrrr... Well...
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:23 pm
Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 *at a karaoke bar* Cloud: Bite my lip and close my eyes trippin away to paradise........ Cid: YOU SUCK!!!!! scream Cloud: You don't need to be so mean crying Cid: YES I DO!!!! scream Cloud: Why are you yelling? stare Cid: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT scream Vincent: I think Cid has had too many drinks tonight lol Cid: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM scream *Cid takes out a 9mm Pistol and shoots Vincent in the foot* Vincent: xd gonk *Vincent collapses* Cloud: Holy chocobo testicles where did you get a pistol? eek Cid: Ebay duh Vincent: You b*****d! *stands up and turns into Chaos* RAWR!!!! Cid: *pulls out a shotgun and shoots off Vincent's foot* Vincent: AHHH!!! *turns to normal and faints* Cloud: *pokes Vincent hard with his Ultima Weapon, each poke doing 1000 damage xd * Vincent: *dies after nine o ten pokes* Cloud: I think you killed him Cid... Cid: stare *shoots at Clouds face* *police outside the bar* Police Man: Cid come out with your hands up we have a head shot on you pirate Cid: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! scream *Cid takes out a FA-MAS and starts firing at the cops* Other Police Man: I thought you said we had a head shot on him Police Man: I lied I thought that would work Cid: CALL THE ARMY CAUSE I'M F'IN CRAZY!!! scream *Cid pulls out a RPG-07 and fires at the cops* Police Man: RPG GET DOWN!!! *Other Police man gets barraged with RPG games* Other Police Man: wtf he literally fired RPG's at us Police Man: I expected a rocket..duck here comes another one Cid: I'M CRAZY BIOTCHES BRING IT ON AGHGHGHGHGHGHGH scream *Cid collapses with a dart in his neck* Yuffie: and thats how you stop a guy on drugs, with a tranquilizer *Several hours later* Cid:*Wakes up inside a dumpster* "Woah, what the hell happened to me?" *feels scar on his side...then on his other* "SOMEBODY STOLEMY KIDNEYS!" Cat:*yawns* "Meow?" Cid:*feels a used condom next him* "EW NASTY! What the hell?! And where are my damn kidneys?! Cat:"Meow....mew mew meow mew meow." Cid:*Looks on in horror* "You mean-" Cat:*nods* "Mew...." Cid: "So then this is just a dream!" *stabs himself and dies* Cat:".......sucker!" *steals his wallet* Cid: *revives* Oh damn I had final attack - phoenix... HEY WHERE'S MY WALLET? DAMN YOU CAT!!! Me: Cid... Calm down or I'll show you another pic of the non-random battles in FFXII... Cid: NOOO!!! ANYHING BUT THAT!!!! *runs away* *a few minutes later* Cat: Good job Me: Hehehehe... I know... Now where's my 350274164316607697613663516539671 million gil? Cat: Errrrrrr... Well... Cat:....... biggrin (He has an idea!) Try digging the gil out of Aeris' shirt! mrgreen (Looking "innocent" as usual.) At the scene when Aeris works her summer job as a priestess...
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:48 pm
Halo_NC Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 *at a karaoke bar* Cloud: Bite my lip and close my eyes trippin away to paradise........ Cid: YOU SUCK!!!!! scream Cloud: You don't need to be so mean crying Cid: YES I DO!!!! scream Cloud: Why are you yelling? stare Cid: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT scream Vincent: I think Cid has had too many drinks tonight lol Cid: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM scream *Cid takes out a 9mm Pistol and shoots Vincent in the foot* Vincent: xd gonk *Vincent collapses* Cloud: Holy chocobo testicles where did you get a pistol? eek Cid: Ebay duh Vincent: You b*****d! *stands up and turns into Chaos* RAWR!!!! Cid: *pulls out a shotgun and shoots off Vincent's foot* Vincent: AHHH!!! *turns to normal and faints* Cloud: *pokes Vincent hard with his Ultima Weapon, each poke doing 1000 damage xd * Vincent: *dies after nine o ten pokes* Cloud: I think you killed him Cid... Cid: stare *shoots at Clouds face* *police outside the bar* Police Man: Cid come out with your hands up we have a head shot on you pirate Cid: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! scream *Cid takes out a FA-MAS and starts firing at the cops* Other Police Man: I thought you said we had a head shot on him Police Man: I lied I thought that would work Cid: CALL THE ARMY CAUSE I'M F'IN CRAZY!!! scream *Cid pulls out a RPG-07 and fires at the cops* Police Man: RPG GET DOWN!!! *Other Police man gets barraged with RPG games* Other Police Man: wtf he literally fired RPG's at us Police Man: I expected a rocket..duck here comes another one Cid: I'M CRAZY BIOTCHES BRING IT ON AGHGHGHGHGHGHGH scream *Cid collapses with a dart in his neck* Yuffie: and thats how you stop a guy on drugs, with a tranquilizer *Several hours later* Cid:*Wakes up inside a dumpster* "Woah, what the hell happened to me?" *feels scar on his side...then on his other* "SOMEBODY STOLEMY KIDNEYS!" Cat:*yawns* "Meow?" Cid:*feels a used condom next him* "EW NASTY! What the hell?! And where are my damn kidneys?! Cat:"Meow....mew mew meow mew meow." Cid:*Looks on in horror* "You mean-" Cat:*nods* "Mew...." Cid: "So then this is just a dream!" *stabs himself and dies* Cat:".......sucker!" *steals his wallet* Cid: *revives* Oh damn I had final attack - phoenix... HEY WHERE'S MY WALLET? DAMN YOU CAT!!! Me: Cid... Calm down or I'll show you another pic of the non-random battles in FFXII... Cid: NOOO!!! ANYHING BUT THAT!!!! *runs away* *a few minutes later* Cat: Good job Me: Hehehehe... I know... Now where's my 350274164316607697613663516539671 million gil? Cat: Errrrrrr... Well... Cat:....... biggrin (He has an idea!) Try digging the gil out of Aeris' shirt! mrgreen (Looking "innocent" as usual.) At the scene when Aeris works her summer job as a priestess... Me: *digs the gil out of Aeris's shirt when she isn't noticing* *a while later* Aeris: WHERE'S MY GIL!!!!!!!! SEEEEEEEEEN!!!! Me: s**t! *hears the scream from far, far, far away* AHHH!! *runs to jamaica*
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:00 pm
Yuffie: So...
Reno: So what?
Yuffie: So where is the listerine?
Reno: In the toilet somewhere I'm sure.
Yuffie: Why is it in there?
Reno: Made the bathroom smell better.
Yuffie: Why what happened?
Reno: There was a vent that led from the meeting room to the bathroom.
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:22 am
~.:Final Fantasy 7: As Seen in the 1300's:.~
Cloud: I say Sir Barret, What be thine problem?
Barret: Yoinks and depressesness...I lost thine Buster Sword...
Cloud: Dont Fret Sir Barret! ^_^ Thine Buster Sword is as good as safe in its quarters!
Barret: Lord Cloud, what dost thoue mean? Oh wait I believe i knowith what's thoue meanest! *Grabest Thine Crotch of Sir Cloud and Squeezeth Hardestly*
Cloud: eek BARRET UNHAND THINE GIGGLE STICK! stressed For he who churns his own butter scream SHALL FEEL THE RATH OF THINE MUSKET!!!
Barret: Dost Sayeth as if Dost dose not wants thine grasp!?
Vincent: THINE SHALL SMOKETH THEE FOR DOST GRABING THINE PROPERTY ONEST LORD CLOUD!!!
Barret: Bringest it on Biznich! Thine musket is dost too small compaired to the Largitivity of Thines Ghat!
Cloud: ...Sir Barret hadest his point...I choosest THINE musket for dost pleasure!!!
Vincent: crying Dost Cryest and Dost CRYEST AGAIN from thines Buldgeitivity of thines trousers!!! *Cryest Cryest*
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:40 am
Coming up on 200 pages, w00t! blaugh
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:09 am
Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: So... Reno: So what? Yuffie: So where is the listerine? Reno: In the toilet somewhere I'm sure. Yuffie: Why is it in there? Reno: Made the bathroom smell better. Yuffie: Why what happened? Reno: There was a vent that led from the meeting room to the bathroom. *at the bathroom* Scarlet: Lalalala... URGHH!!! *pushes* ARRGGGGHHH!!!! Baby: *comes out covered in poop* WWWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Scarlet: DAMN IT REEVE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CRY IN PUBLIC!!! *flushes*
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:09 am
Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: So... Reno: So what? Yuffie: So where is the listerine? Reno: In the toilet somewhere I'm sure. Yuffie: Why is it in there? Reno: Made the bathroom smell better. Yuffie: Why what happened? Reno: There was a vent that led from the meeting room to the bathroom. *at the bathroom* Scarlet: Lalalala... URGHH!!! *pushes* ARRGGGGHHH!!!! Baby: *comes out covered in poop* WWWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Scarlet: DAMN IT REEVE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CRY IN PUBLIC!!! *flushes* Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby*
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:39 am
Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: So... Reno: So what? Yuffie: So where is the listerine? Reno: In the toilet somewhere I'm sure. Yuffie: Why is it in there? Reno: Made the bathroom smell better. Yuffie: Why what happened? Reno: There was a vent that led from the meeting room to the bathroom. *at the bathroom* Scarlet: Lalalala... URGHH!!! *pushes* ARRGGGGHHH!!!! Baby: *comes out covered in poop* WWWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Scarlet: DAMN IT REEVE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CRY IN PUBLIC!!! *flushes* Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it!
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:59 am
Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: So... Reno: So what? Yuffie: So where is the listerine? Reno: In the toilet somewhere I'm sure. Yuffie: Why is it in there? Reno: Made the bathroom smell better. Yuffie: Why what happened? Reno: There was a vent that led from the meeting room to the bathroom. *at the bathroom* Scarlet: Lalalala... URGHH!!! *pushes* ARRGGGGHHH!!!! Baby: *comes out covered in poop* WWWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Scarlet: DAMN IT REEVE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CRY IN PUBLIC!!! *flushes* Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it! *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........"
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:52 pm
Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: So... Reno: So what? Yuffie: So where is the listerine? Reno: In the toilet somewhere I'm sure. Yuffie: Why is it in there? Reno: Made the bathroom smell better. Yuffie: Why what happened? Reno: There was a vent that led from the meeting room to the bathroom. *at the bathroom* Scarlet: Lalalala... URGHH!!! *pushes* ARRGGGGHHH!!!! Baby: *comes out covered in poop* WWWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Scarlet: DAMN IT REEVE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CRY IN PUBLIC!!! *flushes* Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it! *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........" *9 months later, at the hospital* Cloud: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! *pushes* Doctor: It's a... AHHHHHH!!! Tifa: What? *takes a look at the baby* OMG WTF Cloud! YOU SLEPT WITH CAIT SITH!?!?!?!?
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:04 am
Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: So... Reno: So what? Yuffie: So where is the listerine? Reno: In the toilet somewhere I'm sure. Yuffie: Why is it in there? Reno: Made the bathroom smell better. Yuffie: Why what happened? Reno: There was a vent that led from the meeting room to the bathroom. *at the bathroom* Scarlet: Lalalala... URGHH!!! *pushes* ARRGGGGHHH!!!! Baby: *comes out covered in poop* WWWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Scarlet: DAMN IT REEVE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CRY IN PUBLIC!!! *flushes* Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it! *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........" *9 months later, at the hospital* Cloud: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! *pushes* Doctor: It's a... AHHHHHH!!! Tifa: What? *takes a look at the baby* OMG WTF Cloud! YOU SLEPT WITH CAIT SITH!?!?!?!? Cait Sith: ninja well...I was just as surprised as you Tifa. When we were on the Maury Show it devistated me ~flash back~ Maury: When it comes to 3 month pregnant Cloud...Barret...you are not the father. Barret: *Cries in hand* Maury: How ever the father of your baby is in this building...*looks out into the audience* Mr. Cait Sith...You ARE the father. Cait Sith: *was eating popcorn* eek WHAT!? ~End Flash Back~
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:14 am
Dueoh H. Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it! *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........" *9 months later, at the hospital* Cloud: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! *pushes* Doctor: It's a... AHHHHHH!!! Tifa: What? *takes a look at the baby* OMG WTF Cloud! YOU SLEPT WITH CAIT SITH!?!?!?!? Cait Sith: ninja well...I was just as surprised as you Tifa. When we were on the Maury Show it devistated me ~flash back~ Maury: When it comes to 3 month pregnant Cloud...Barret...you are not the father. Barret: *Cries in hand* Maury: How ever the father of your baby is in this building...*looks out into the audience* Mr. Cait Sith...You ARE the father. Cait Sith: *was eating popcorn* eek WHAT!? ~End Flash Back~ Barret: Nooo!!! *cries and has a flashback* ~Flashback~ Cloud: *comes inside his room with the lights turned off* All right, time to get a good n- What's this? A black whore!?!?!? Thank you Aeris! Barret: Errrr... yes a black whore... Cloud: *climbs into his bed* ~End flashback~ Barret: That was such a magical night! there was instant romance between us!
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:42 am
Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: So... Reno: So what? Yuffie: So where is the listerine? Reno: In the toilet somewhere I'm sure. Yuffie: Why is it in there? Reno: Made the bathroom smell better. Yuffie: Why what happened? Reno: There was a vent that led from the meeting room to the bathroom. *at the bathroom* Scarlet: Lalalala... URGHH!!! *pushes* ARRGGGGHHH!!!! Baby: *comes out covered in poop* WWWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Scarlet: DAMN IT REEVE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CRY IN PUBLIC!!! *flushes* Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it! *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........" *9 months later, at the hospital* Cloud: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! *pushes* Doctor: It's a... AHHHHHH!!! Tifa: What? *takes a look at the baby* OMG WTF Cloud! YOU SLEPT WITH CAIT SITH!?!?!?!? omg, i just lost my appetite stare lol
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:43 am
Dueoh H. Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it! *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........" *9 months later, at the hospital* Cloud: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! *pushes* Doctor: It's a... AHHHHHH!!! Tifa: What? *takes a look at the baby* OMG WTF Cloud! YOU SLEPT WITH CAIT SITH!?!?!?!? Cait Sith: ninja well...I was just as surprised as you Tifa. When we were on the Maury Show it devistated me ~flash back~ Maury: When it comes to 3 month pregnant Cloud...Barret...you are not the father. Barret: *Cries in hand* Maury: How ever the father of your baby is in this building...*looks out into the audience* Mr. Cait Sith...You ARE the father. Cait Sith: *was eating popcorn* eek WHAT!? ~End Flash Back~ that one was funny though! lol
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