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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:09 pm
D'aw. Doesn't sound too bad then. <3
It should be much betters by tomorrow then. 8D Aaaand..... maybe you'll get to stay home from school if it's bad. ;D
Mebbie not, but at least it's friday tomorrow.
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:35 pm
Yeah, I doubt I'll get out. Besides, I made those cookies for a reason, damnit. >.o
I finished the meme thread. : D
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:43 pm
MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D *Flies to thread*
I cannae ken which character tae ask ye about.
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Mygawd, ancient scottish spellings have been in my head all day. X_x
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:48 pm
...Hey, wait a second, what's the names of some of the main characters in that series? Was the woman's name Claire?
OMFGYAYTHREAD! *Dives on it*
*...Nuzzles Janine's ankle* :p
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:56 pm
8D YES, CLAIRE! And James was buggered by Randall. And it was like, hardcore.
IM ONLY ON THE SECOND BOOK, NO SPOILERSSSSSSSSS.
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:02 pm
I MASTURBATED TO ONE OF THOSE WHEN I WAS, LIKE, THIRTEEN!
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It's in my closet somewhere... I was so terrified of someone catching me reading a book with 'dirty' parts in it, so I only ever quickly found the sex scenes, read them, and hid the book again.
I should actually read it now that I have the chance...
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:13 pm
<3 Omgggggg socute.
XD I was the same way.
Though there's not so much describing in this book. She gives enough, but doesn't go over the top. Which is nice. Because author's struggles to find ten ways to say the word 'c**k' without repeatedly saying 'c**k,' usually ends up in the scene being totally unfappable and leaves me laughing my a** off.
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READ IT. IT'S GOOOOD. So far. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:23 pm
I DID THAT TOO! With my mom's sappy romance books. XD
Oh and if you ever want to read a terrible romance book, read Velvet Touch by Catherine Archer. xD The entire plot is, basically, that this guy wants to bone this girl but she's a virgin and some sort of princess so they can't. The plot's climax (hehe) is when they have sex.
Yeah. XD
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:37 pm
Parents should just give their kids romance novels with decent sex in them from the start. Including the use of a condom, etc. (LIKE HERMIONE DID FOR HUGO AND ROSE.) It would have made things much easier.
"Here you go, Kohlby, just don't bring it to school because your teacher will just take it away."
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:55 pm
xD They'd start being charmed with spells to make the words look like a random textbook until a spell was uttered . . . like the Marauder's Map, except not. So kids could try and smuggle in smut. XD There'd even be an underground porn selling community in Hogwarts.
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:29 pm
*Rolling around*
My mother gave up her laptop for the night, hence Kat and I being online at the same time. heart
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:37 pm
Yay! heart
I'm sleepy but at the same time, I'm not. o_o
And I'm glad our memes are going well. : D
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:45 pm
They're uber fun.
...OH DUH. I should be posting for Bella. XD
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:48 pm
MEMESS!!!!!!
AND YES POST SO I CAN SATLK.
I am all enthusiastic now. biggrin
YAY FOR EVERYONES BEING ONLINE.
And yay for underground Hogwarts porn movement. XD
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:53 pm
xD Yay! Bellatrix/Molly tiem, at least until I fall asleep (which won't be til later, hopefully.)
Underground porn is the best porn. : D
Oh and . . . I just thought of something REALLY ******** DORKY when I was writing "Bellatrix/Molly" in that first part of this post.
. . . Don't hate me for what I'm about to type.
I know for whom the bell molls. XP
LIKE FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS LOL GET IT, EXCEPT BELL(A) AND MOLL(Y).
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