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 Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:57 am
Saphen You always seem to want me naked...............creepy Oo
[Raises his left hand.] I long ago claimed I was going to have Vintrict anally raped over something he did long ago. A year, 4 months, and 17 days later- it comes to fruition.
Using Snow's discovered location on an advert online in Craig's List across 42 states for a "giant a**l-rape orgy party with webcam monitoring at (domain to be registered)," you, Vintrict, and Snow will become a whole legion of men going by the alias "Bubbuh's" bitches. Meanwhile, I'll be nowhere nearby, devouring White Castles because I can.
The profits I'll make from this will be astronomically high, potentially in the hundreds of thousands and beyond range USD - and that Saphen, is why you must be naked.
Incidentally, either my very next post or the one after- likely the one after, will be the only time ever that I will utilize a manga scan. Why will become self-evident.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:25 am
Oh s**t. Could it be... A Wolf In The Dark 9 Vincent saw Lord Cameron coming. This was at sixty-five feet between them. He saw that his opponent was too low for his move without killing his opponent. This was at fifty feet between them. He knew that with that Claymore, even without any of his opponent's weird flame power to back it up, it would break his Katana with the sheer velocity and weight of the huge sword. This was at forty feet between them. He remained in the same pose but he tensed on his good leg. He would need a distraction. This was at thirty feet between them. He needed to do what he was going to do perfectly for the distraction in two jumps, and no more then two jumps. This was at twenty feet between them. He counted down the rest of the feet remaining, and as soon as Lord Cameron begun to stop, he moved. Vincent jumped to the right quickly, so quick that it would leave a after-image in a human's eye, because he knew that the human eye was so perfect at focusing a object, they would virtually miss it moving. But the after-image he would leave, due to the injury to his leg, would show him jumping to the right, barely within range of the Claymore's swinging range. This took a tenth of a hundredth of a second to make the jump and create the distraction. (*Warning: Reads from right to left!*) He made his second jump, just out of his opponent's line of vision to the side so that that the after-image would still look like Vincent was still trying to dodge to the side right in front of Cameron. This took a three tenths of a second, due to the second jump had been made on his injured leg. He landed heavily, but silently behind his opponent ten feet away and then rushed at his opponent silent as a cat. This took two seconds.  He proceeded to press five points that existed, and supposedly existed on a human, which was two chi points where the shoulders was connected to the arms on both sides, so that it would stop the flow of energy to his arms to create the fire attack, and then he would press the two chi points in the lower back to stop it flowing to the legs, then he would press the pressure point that existed on the back of a human's neck to cause extreme pain. Then, just for a final insult, he would unstrap his sheathed Katana from his waist and hit Lord Cameron in the back, and even if his opponent managed to block the sheathed sword, Vincent would use the opportunity strike Cameron because both of his opponent's hands would be on the hilt of the Claymore, leaving Vincent able to unsheathe his sword and striking his opponent on the shoulder, hopefully sinking into it deeply enough to shatter the collarbone.
(*Warning: Pictures read from right to left!*)    And all of this, from the moment Lord Cameron begun to rush at Vincent, to the time he would strike his opponent on the shoulder, would take fifteen seconds.
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The Female of the Species
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:41 am
That replaces Ertai's post as grade-A troll material.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:00 pm
Afraid not. Grade-S was Alian D's Spirit Gun adventures.
I was going to post a Shining Finger manga scan, but I realized finding G Gundam manga online instead of Gundam Seed bullshit is about as difficult as finding where a 49 year old prostitute's virginity went to.
[Shakes fist.] HGGGGNNNNNN!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:26 pm
That s**t doesn't even count, and isn't long enough to troll with.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:02 pm
The Haelstrom Fist Saphen You always seem to want me naked...............creepy Oo
[Raises his left hand.] I long ago claimed I was going to have Vintrict anally raped over something he did long ago. A year, 4 months, and 17 days later- it comes to fruition.
Using Snow's discovered location on an advert online in Craig's List across 42 states for a "giant a**l-rape orgy party with webcam monitoring at (domain to be registered)," you, Vintrict, and Snow will become a whole legion of men going by the alias "Bubbuh's" bitches. Meanwhile, I'll be nowhere nearby, devouring White Castles because I can.
The profits I'll make from this will be astronomically high, potentially in the hundreds of thousands and beyond range USD - and that Saphen, is why you must be naked.
Incidentally, either my very next post or the one after- likely the one after, will be the only time ever that I will utilize a manga scan. Why will become self-evident. While that may be all well and good but I am afraid that you have forgotten one very small but very important detail in your little scheme. Simply put I can do this.Here, you can look at the deck to make sure it is not rigged. *runs off while he is looking through it* ninja
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:14 pm
The Darth Vizzle That s**t doesn't even count, and isn't long enough to troll with.
Magical tricks are magical in a world of dreams, face reality and a**l-rape orgy parties for my profit Saphen.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:07 pm
"
Alian screamed with pain"Aarghhh", he falls to the floor into
the puddle of piss.He gets up angrily holding his balls.He
limps to the wall until they stop throbbing."WTF,WHY'D YOU
KICK ME IN THE BALLS DUMB b***h"said in pain. Alian
walks up and 'CHRIS BROWNED' that hoe."
Not long enough for trolling. Nowhere near long enough.
And taking several posts from different people and posting them are sort of defeating the purpose of trolling, unless you're just spamming a thread. One big post > several small ones for trolling. That's why Ertai's was so good for it, because it was a giant wall of text.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:13 pm
But that's part of what made it so grand though; that it wasn't just one individual taking place, but a whole group of people creating an entire scenario of mind-raping proportions.
Yes, Ertai's posts are impressive in their bullshit. One of his most recent profiles for Vexic has an ability where he can pull you into his mind, and if you can't defeat his imagination, you're lost in it forever. That's high-grade bullshit and I'll not knock it.
But it just doesn't compare to the fact the situation at the DT took on a life of its own.
While Vincent from Final Fantasy VII and Kenshin Himura from Rurouni Kenshin were playing grabass in the arena, Alian went to urinate in the men's restroom. A transvestite who looked just like Bulma from Dragon Ball made a pass at Alian, and Alian with no knowledge of this trans-gender being a trans-gender immediately responded by urinating on him/her.
This began an epic urine-fight while they thrashed around inside the stalls, the Skrull kicked Alian in his d**k, Alian fell into a puddle of his own urine and clutched his broken pelvis, utilized "WTF" IC, utilized the verb "Chris Browned," the transvestite gained Wolverine Foot and went smashie on Alian's skull-
Then came Morkbork the Security Guard.
At this point, Alian had a shattered, presumably urine-leaking erect p***s. Alian decided to utilize the Spirit Wave, but Morkbork wrecked his s**t before taking the Skrull off for a little rape-time in private. After managing to fail at spelling the word "security," Alian decided to utilize a slew of hardcore insults such as the following: "fat, big, smelly, hairy, slimy, green."
After he "hoped" up, Alian apparently went through the door he came in even though Morkbork went through a hole in the wall elsewhere, and fired a "giant spirit blast" from his "silver revolver" - and apparently, the hallway was too small to dodge and there were no doors around.
Some f*****t came by and went "Zaine smirked as he felt that familiar engery emanations "hmm seems someon made ALian mad." he said with a chuckle to Ren" - again demonstrating utter English rape. Alian realized all too late if he attacked staff, he would be disqualified, and so he "cut back some of his energy" to stop from killing the "over grown, fat, ugly, smell, slimy, disgusting , green Security guard" before displaying his psychic ability to know your name before you give it.
At this point, we saw this occur:
You had to read it right to left, apparently.
It appeared while A Wolf In The Dark is the spiritual Kenshin Himura, Cameron is physically Kenshin Himura. What occurs next can't be described in the Queen's good English, so I'll quote it instead.Quote: As alain was watching the amazing things going on in
the ring, he couldn't stand the smell coming from his
cloths, and he had a little bump on his head. So he
went to the locker rooms and found some random guys
cloths. He went a took a shower to wash away the pee
smell. When he got out, he got dress in the clothes he
found, it was a sleeveless tank-top and baggy jeans.
"Well this will have to work until i get new clothes", he
said walking to the security office. He broke in and found
Morkbork locker and broke in. he tossed his clothes in
Morkbork locker and ran back to the ring. "teach him to
mess with me."
Unfortunately, Alan of Team Kami gets a hawk-eyed super zoomed view of Alian's bloody, piss-covered d**k for his viewing pleasure.
At this point, a pissed-off judge runs by to break face:Quote: J-J-J-J-JUDGE INTERMOTHERF@*#INGVENTIONTeam Centurion, you guys are disqualified from the tournament. Why? Because I don't like ANY of you. You all break the ONE thing that I expect from every team here- Coolness. You're uncool. You guys pee on people in bathrooms, and use moves from Kenshin. It's lame, and it has almost nothing to do with why you're actually being disqualified. But I got shafted by having to deliver the news, so I figured I'd rant. You're team is DQed for overuse of unsanctioned moves. The sheer amount of red flags or cards or whatever we use these days is so high (as calculated by one of our professional judge-mathmancers) against you, that we can safely kick your asses out of this tournament and spare ourselves the misery of having to actually try and judge you. Questions or comments? DON'T!!! (Lawyer_Nin's Contribution) PM Koto. Over and over and over. Because it'll piss her off something fierce, and it'll be hilarious.
[ Scenario I: "The p***s Rebellion"] 
You on the other hand, grossly oversimplified the matter to a single post. While yes, the Kenshin Himura bit was hilarious, it was only a piece of the grander scheme of things. However, I should expect someone coated in glitter to find it difficult to spot details much less the big picture, sparkle-sparkle vampire-
AWAY TO POSTING BEFORE DARTH COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS SPARKLING EYES NOT GLITTERING IN A FEMININE MANNER. [Bow & retreat.]
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:24 pm
UUUUUGH! gonk gonk gonk [/charliebrown]
It's my worst nightmare all over again!
I swear to god, he's NOT coming back in DT 2010.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:30 pm
But that's not trolling material.
It's just funny.
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER. GODDAMMIT DIDN'T YOU EVER WATCH SESAME STREET?
It isn't a mutually exclusive idea; funny stuff isn't always trolling material. That's not good trolling material, because you can't drop it into a post as a response and leave it. You'd have to quote different people, or spam posts, which isn't as good or funny.
So it doesn't really matter what happened, because you can't condense it into something used for trolling. That's why one post s**t-offs like Ertai's post, or that Wolf guy's post works so well. Because if you respond to something in the middle of a roleplay thread with one of those, people are just going to go "wat?" where as multiple posts takes more work, which is counterproductive to the troller.
TLDR: You don't know how to troll, and ergo don't know proper trolling material when you see it. L2Troll.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:56 pm
The Haelstrom Fist The Darth Vizzle That s**t doesn't even count, and isn't long enough to troll with.
Magical tricks are magical in a world of dreams, face reality and a**l-rape orgy parties for my profit Saphen. What if I told you...you are sleeping? Then how do you look at this magicness that I have just shown you?
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:47 pm
Nora Thorsen I swear to god, he's NOT coming back in DT 2010. Quote: But that's not trolling material. It's just funny. ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER. GODDAMMIT DIDN'T YOU EVER WATCH SESAME STREET? Quote: It isn't a mutually exclusive idea; funny stuff isn't always trolling material. That's not good trolling material, because you can't drop it into a post as a response and leave it. You'd have to quote different people, or spam posts, which isn't as good or funny. Quote: So it doesn't really matter what happened, because you can't condense it into something used for trolling. That's why one post s**t-offs like Ertai's post, or that Wolf guy's post works so well. Because if you respond to something in the middle of a roleplay thread with one of those, people are just going to go "wat?" where as multiple posts takes more work, which is counterproductive to the troller.
You're wrong.
Firstly, usually for something regardless of the medium to qualify as a troll, that individual has to be willingly intent on trolling in the first place. While it can be argued Ertai has realized his bullshit tendencies and exploited them, it was to his definition of "skill" more than strict trolling standards. Same with Wolf; technically, given I've never met either of them in person and can't pick apart their minds, I can't tell if they were in truth elaborate trolls or not. But we have nothing to really indicate they were deliberately making these posts with the intent of trolling from the onset or at any other point in time.
Secondly, your misguided association of work/effort with success of a troll is foolish and wanker. Yes, when someone can j**z off in a second troll material that generates a lot of justice in retaliation, that's great. But sometimes, it's the sheer structure of a trolling- the sheer magnitude of it, that can also lend itself to an epic trolling.
TL;DR: You don't know how to even begin trolling, likely never have, and disassociate potential trolling material with material that was not trolled to begin with.
Now, if I took one of their posts and just slapped it down as a response to something else [as I presume you're implying,] that could work. Except, I'm so good, I can reword that entire story I just wrote, break it down into chunks, reply to individual actions people make, and still force them down the general line of the "plot" for ultimate level bullshitting and that combined with the time I interrupted a roleplayed threesome with a rifleman in a $4 Spiderman outfit and jumped on in rifle-banging one of the boys in their anuses before they got mad and tried killing said character which lead to me summoning GaoGaiGar -
That sir is proper trolling in that it's as stoic as it is entertaining, instead of merely unbelievable.
Now rub the glitter out of your eyes son, you look like a fairy. [Snatches your sunglasses.] HGN!Quote: What if I told you...you are sleeping? Then how do you look at this magicness that I have just shown you?
Just wait.
[Twists left fist around with an inserting motion.]
Just wait.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:21 pm
That's not trolling. Taking time to actually put effort into trolling defeats the purpose of trolling, which is just doing something to be a wanker and piss people off. The more effort you put into it, the less time you spend trolling.
You COULD use their thing for trolling, if you spammed it piece by piece, or did an elaborate COPY-PASTA of it, but Wolf's post would still be better troll material by far because you can just drop it like a bomb and it does the work for you. Post it, and you just trolled someone. Minimal effort, and you likely just pissed in someone's cheerios.
Hence, less effort = more trolling uses = better troll material.
Trying to be an "elaborate troll" is for faggots and failures who don't know how to troll. Trolling is supposed to be as simple as humanly possible in order to get the quickest responses. The only time you TROLL MOAR is when the target is too good to pass up.
In other words, U MAD.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:00 am
The Darth Vizzle That's not trolling. Taking time to actually put effort into trolling defeats the purpose of trolling, which is just doing something to be a wanker and piss people off. The more effort you put into it, the less time you spend trolling. Quote: You COULD use their thing for trolling, if you spammed it piece by piece, or did an elaborate COPY-PASTA of it, but Wolf's post would still be better troll material by far because you can just drop it like a bomb and it does the work for you. Post it, and you just trolled someone. Minimal effort, and you likely just pissed in someone's cheerios. Hence, less effort = more trolling uses = better troll material. Quote: Trying to be an "elaborate troll" is for faggots and failures who don't know how to troll. Trolling is supposed to be as simple as humanly possible in order to get the quickest responses. The only time you TROLL MOAR is when the target is too good to pass up.
"christians are ******** stupid, and so are all religious people
discuss" is a troll-trope. You'd be surprised how such a dipshit statement can so easily obtain pages and pages and pages and pages of replies, well into months after the troll him or herself stop even checking. Were they successful? Yes. Does that make how and what they trolled at all unique, at all with a dash of spice? No, it's the same wanker s**t anyone on the internet longer than 5 days has seen a thousand times.
Elaborate trolling, now there's the spice. With it, you can even hook in reasonably intelligent people who'd normally see through your bullshit into the sheer chaos of what is occurring.
Now, if you quoted Wolf's post and replied to some several+ threads, then replied to what they posted in response with the same writing style as Wolf trying to really ******** with them, that'd be killer. Just quoting his post and posting it will instead get mixed results. Few chuckles at most unless the crowd is full of "winners."
Now, here's an example of effort=justice.
I created an AIM screenname just for this. Made the font pink on black background. Made a bullshit AIM profile for authenticity, adding in some Hannah Montana lyrics and some really shitty & cliche' sayings like "if you'd walk a thousand miles to see your bf or gf for a minute, copy and pa-" you know, the usual bullshit.
Go on Gaia, go to the OOC, make up a recruiting thread for OnexOne.
Made up a ballin' post theme consisting of various Kingdom Hearts and fairy pictures, along with softcore hentai CG [AKA: the usual.]
Type like this! ^.^ I simply LOVE anthro and yaoi!! Man-preg is wonderful. And forced love scenarios are so KAWAII, I CAN'T STAND IT!! <3At this point, I was actually delving into the mind of a semi-retarded yet average roleplayer of the female persuasion ages 11-13 on Gaia Online. Made sure to emphasize my love of Inuyasha, my preference being a "uke," an implied hint at enjoying mature content..
Well, sure enough, someone took the bait. I checked 'em over to cut down their chances of being a counter-troll. Member since 2005 with tons of bullshit, it did not seem they were a liar. So I give them my instant messenger name, and get to work.
At first, we chat idly, myself in what I now call my "Yaoi Bane" personality. We discuss things for a bit. He's obviously aroused. I neither accept nor deny his faggotry. And then the roleplay starts. I forget the exact scenario, but from what I recall, it was him being Axel from Kingdom Hearts except as a student at an all-male university, and myself being a teacher - except the student is going to rape my character and good.
And this would continue on, until Demi-Axel begins to caress my character slowly..
..and my character calls him a f*****t right in his face, punches him in the throat hard enough to cave in his neck, grabs him by the shirt and drags him on over to the nearest window, and heaves him on out the 4 floor drop with a final "G'bye f**."
Well, he was pretty darn confused, but I simply apologized and stated I mistook the premise of the roleplay.
He believes me.
This continues for about 3 hours, consisting of me doing s**t like ramming an entire desk up his a**s destroying his internal organs, before beheading him and text appearing above my head stating "Fatality.." - or me calling in a small squadron of trained hit-men to really lay on the face-rape, until finally he wised up.
So I thought.
Angry beyond belief, yelling in text, whole nine yards.
Then I drop the bomb.
"(White background, black text.) Thank you for your cooperation. My name is Mitch Conners, Federal Bureau of Investigation. We've been investigating some sick ******** activities on "roleplaying" with little girls on the GaiaOnline.com domain. Your cooperation has been screenshotted and forwarded to your local authorities," [etc..etc..]
Dipshit suddenly goes panic mode, and ended up claiming and I quote, "I REALLY DON'T LIKE GIRLS THAT MUCH, I'M MORE INTO MEN, SO I CAN'T BE ARRESTED FOR THAT" - finally, after him suffering what appeared to be a mental breakdown mixed in with a caps-lock malfunction, I sent him a video of Paris Hilton famous quotes and he finally blocked me before apparently leaving Gaia Online forever.
That sir, is justice. You mad.
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