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 Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:04 pm
Cloud: Once upon a time a mountain dew can ruled the Earth. Th--
Aeris: How could a can rule Earth?
Cloud: ERr... BEcause it was a Mountain Dew can.
Aeris: I'm not gonna ask.....
Nanaki: Chicken!! pirate
Cloud: LET ME FINISH MY STORY!!! scream
Aeris and Nanaki: Sorry... sweatdrop
Cloud: Then the humans came. T--
Aeris: *chugging very loudly from a 2-liter of Moutain Dew*
Nanaki: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:10 pm
Sen_Strife ShadowLord99 Sayneveralways Sen_Strife ShadowLord99 Vincent: Ooo, looky its my favorite show! biggrin *Everyone looks at the TV, Sesame Street is just starting* Vincent: CAN YA TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET!!? blaugh Everyone: -_____-" *Vincent grabs his Barney doll from the corner of his room* Vincent: (calmly) I love you, you love me, we're a happy family... Everyone: Jesus...-________________________-""" *Vincent secretly pulls out a tape and puts it in his VCR and hits play* Aeris: (On the tape) Hey, I told you never film me when I'm in the shower! scream *He fast forwards the tape* Cloud: (In the dressing room in Wall Market) How...do you put this on? Aeris: ... Cloud: Whoa, what are you doing!? *Cloud is getting un dressed and he puts on his bra* Vincent: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl *Vincent takes a megaphone and sticks his head out the window with it* Vincent: HEY, ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO SEE CLOUD GETTING UN DRESSED AND WEARING A BRA COME ON OVER!! blaugh *A huge mob of people show up* Me: Hey, I was in line first! mad Sen_Strife: Beat it punk, I was here first! mad Mako18: Knock it off, both of you! mad I was here last but I'm cooler so...buh-bye! smile *Mako goes into the house and locks the door behind him so nobody else can get in* lol Sorry if that was offensive (No disrespects to mako but...) Me: I don't think so! *pulls out Barret's ultimate weapon and uses Catastrophe to blow a hole in the front door while mako is in front of it about to open the door* WHO WANTS SOME!? ShadowLord99: Uh oh... sweatdrop *runs away* Everyone else on the line: sweatdrop *runs* Me: Hehehehe... twisted *goes into Vincents room and watches the tape of Cloud with a bra* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! rofl rofl Me:*uses a trampoline to see into the window* HAAhaaaHAAAhaaa! Cloud:*sees me jumping peeking in the window* "You peeping tom!" *pulls out buster* Me:"Oh s**t! Somebody help me!" *books it* Cloud:"No one will help you now!" *bisects me* Others:.......HAHAHAHA*goes back to watching video* *Sen_Strife grabs me by the legs and throws me up towards the window, I duel wield two guns and shoot the windows, shattering them. (Like Yuna when she appears to save Rikku and Paine in X-2 in the beginning) Me: *Looking in the window at the TV* HAHAHA, The bra is polka-dotted! lol Cloud: Go away! *shields the TV with his body so I can't see it* Barret: WANNA SEE HOW STRONG I AM!? scream *Barret picks up pieces of the broken window glass and eats them* All of us from this guild and the FF7 team: wtf... confused *I tip toe into the room while everyone else is pre occupied watching Barret eat the glass, I secretly and quietly steal the video* Cait Sith: HE'S STEALING OUR MOVIE! eek scream Me: Oh shi*! eek *I jump out the window with a mattress (compliments to you Sen lol ), and I hop on my motorcycle and drive away* Me: Can't catch me! cool Cloud: GET HIM!! scream ...What happens next??? question Me: HEY!!!!1 I WANT MY GOLD YOU b*****d!!! *jumps on a punk's motorcycle and chases* Aeris: Noooo!!! My motorcycle!!!! *back with the chase* Me: DIE!!!!! *pushes a button and lots of guns poke out of the bike* RAWR!!! *shoots* ShadowLord: Oh s**t... AHHHHHH!! *shots hits the fuel tank on his bik and it blows up* Me: TAKE THAT YOU CHEAP SON OF A b***h!!! Me:*clinging to life, crawls towards a house* "Help...me" *The bike, after exploding, lands on me and swears me across the street* Barret:*spits out glass* "ROAD PIZZA." *comes out and starts eating me off the street* Reno:"Hey guys, I was just in the neighborhood and- *sees the flaming fragments of bike, bloody glass, Barret eating 'road pizza'* -nothing has changed.... sweatdrop "
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:51 pm
Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Once upon a time a mountain dew can ruled the Earth. Th-- Aeris: How could a can rule Earth? Cloud: ERr... BEcause it was a Mountain Dew can. Aeris: I'm not gonna ask..... Nanaki: Chicken!! pirate Cloud: LET ME FINISH MY STORY!!! scream Aeris and Nanaki: Sorry... sweatdrop Cloud: Then the humans came. T-- Aeris: *chugging very loudly from a 2-liter of Moutain Dew* Nanaki: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! I don't like Mountain Dew (except for Code Red ninja ), PEPSI FOREVER! blaugh
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:59 pm
Sayneveralways Sen_Strife ShadowLord99 Sayneveralways Sen_Strife ShadowLord99 Vincent: Ooo, looky its my favorite show! biggrin *Everyone looks at the TV, Sesame Street is just starting* Vincent: CAN YA TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET!!? blaugh Everyone: -_____-" *Vincent grabs his Barney doll from the corner of his room* Vincent: (calmly) I love you, you love me, we're a happy family... Everyone: Jesus...-________________________-""" *Vincent secretly pulls out a tape and puts it in his VCR and hits play* Aeris: (On the tape) Hey, I told you never film me when I'm in the shower! scream *He fast forwards the tape* Cloud: (In the dressing room in Wall Market) How...do you put this on? Aeris: ... Cloud: Whoa, what are you doing!? *Cloud is getting un dressed and he puts on his bra* Vincent: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl *Vincent takes a megaphone and sticks his head out the window with it* Vincent: HEY, ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO SEE CLOUD GETTING UN DRESSED AND WEARING A BRA COME ON OVER!! blaugh *A huge mob of people show up* Me: Hey, I was in line first! mad Sen_Strife: Beat it punk, I was here first! mad Mako18: Knock it off, both of you! mad I was here last but I'm cooler so...buh-bye! smile *Mako goes into the house and locks the door behind him so nobody else can get in* lol Sorry if that was offensive (No disrespects to mako but...) Me: I don't think so! *pulls out Barret's ultimate weapon and uses Catastrophe to blow a hole in the front door while mako is in front of it about to open the door* WHO WANTS SOME!? ShadowLord99: Uh oh... sweatdrop *runs away* Everyone else on the line: sweatdrop *runs* Me: Hehehehe... twisted *goes into Vincents room and watches the tape of Cloud with a bra* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! rofl rofl Me:*uses a trampoline to see into the window* HAAhaaaHAAAhaaa! Cloud:*sees me jumping peeking in the window* "You peeping tom!" *pulls out buster* Me:"Oh s**t! Somebody help me!" *books it* Cloud:"No one will help you now!" *bisects me* Others:.......HAHAHAHA*goes back to watching video* *Sen_Strife grabs me by the legs and throws me up towards the window, I duel wield two guns and shoot the windows, shattering them. (Like Yuna when she appears to save Rikku and Paine in X-2 in the beginning) Me: *Looking in the window at the TV* HAHAHA, The bra is polka-dotted! lol Cloud: Go away! *shields the TV with his body so I can't see it* Barret: WANNA SEE HOW STRONG I AM!? scream *Barret picks up pieces of the broken window glass and eats them* All of us from this guild and the FF7 team: wtf... confused *I tip toe into the room while everyone else is pre occupied watching Barret eat the glass, I secretly and quietly steal the video* Cait Sith: HE'S STEALING OUR MOVIE! eek scream Me: Oh shi*! eek *I jump out the window with a mattress (compliments to you Sen lol ), and I hop on my motorcycle and drive away* Me: Can't catch me! cool Cloud: GET HIM!! scream ...What happens next??? question Me: HEY!!!!1 I WANT MY GOLD YOU b*****d!!! *jumps on a punk's motorcycle and chases* Aeris: Noooo!!! My motorcycle!!!! *back with the chase* Me: DIE!!!!! *pushes a button and lots of guns poke out of the bike* RAWR!!! *shoots* ShadowLord: Oh s**t... AHHHHHH!! *shots hits the fuel tank on his bik and it blows up* Me: TAKE THAT YOU CHEAP SON OF A b***h!!! Me:*clinging to life, crawls towards a house* "Help...me" *The bike, after exploding, lands on me and swears me across the street* Barret:*spits out glass* "ROAD PIZZA." *comes out and starts eating me off the street* Reno:"Hey guys, I was just in the neighborhood and- *sees the flaming fragments of bike, bloody glass, Barret eating 'road pizza'* -nothing has changed.... sweatdrop " *comes back to the house and accidentally runs over Barret* Uh oh... Cloud: YAY!!!! 3 HORRAY'S TO SEN FOR GETTING RID OF BARRET!!! Everyone: Hooray! Horray! Horray!! Cloud: Ok let's go back to watching the video... Me: Yeah!
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:06 pm
Barret: cloud,i like your hair.can i feel it
Cloud: WTF?!?!!
Barret: i take that as a no? V. .V
Cloud: HELL YEA THAT'S A NO!!! scream scream
Nanaki: *says under breath* they're both crazy >.>
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:43 pm
biker_man Barret: cloud,i like your hair.can i feel it Cloud: WTF?!?!! Barret: i take that as a no? V. .V Cloud: HELL YEA THAT'S A NO!!! scream scream Nanaki: *says under breath* they're both crazy >.> Yuffie: You know I think I just might agree with you on that. *looks over and sees a feather sticking out of Nanaki's hair* ninja *steals the feather* NOW I WILL GROW A CAPE!! blaugh *eats the feather* domokun
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:55 pm
*at a karaoke bar*
Cloud: Bite my lip and close my eyes trippin away to paradise........
Cid: YOU SUCK!!!!! scream
Cloud: You don't need to be so mean crying
Cid: YES I DO!!!! scream
Cloud: Why are you yelling? stare
Cid: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT scream
Vincent: I think Cid has had too many drinks tonight lol
Cid: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM scream
*Cid takes out a 9mm Pistol and shoots Vincent in the foot*
Vincent: xd gonk
*Vincent collapses*
Cloud: Holy chocobo testicles where did you get a pistol? eek
Cid: Ebay duh
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:58 pm
Deaths Apprentice biker_man Barret: cloud,i like your hair.can i feel it Cloud: WTF?!?!! Barret: i take that as a no? V. .V Cloud: HELL YEA THAT'S A NO!!! scream scream Nanaki: *says under breath* they're both crazy >.> Yuffie: You know I think I just might agree with you on that. *looks over and sees a feather sticking out of Nanaki's hair* ninja *steals the feather* NOW I WILL GROW A CAPE!! blaugh *eats the feather* domokun nanaki: OMFG. YOU JUST ATE THE FEATHER MY FATHER GAVE ME!!! scream
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:07 pm
biker_man Deaths Apprentice biker_man Barret: cloud,i like your hair.can i feel it Cloud: WTF?!?!! Barret: i take that as a no? V. .V Cloud: HELL YEA THAT'S A NO!!! scream scream Nanaki: *says under breath* they're both crazy >.> Yuffie: You know I think I just might agree with you on that. *looks over and sees a feather sticking out of Nanaki's hair* ninja *steals the feather* NOW I WILL GROW A CAPE!! blaugh *eats the feather* domokun nanaki: OMFG. YOU JUST ATE THE FEATHER MY FATHER GAVE ME!!! scream Nanaki: YOU b***h! COSMO MEMORY!!! Yuffie: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! Nanaki: My father has been avenged!! Vincent: *drunk* hoo ar j00 talk'n to Red XIIIII? *collapses and his gun goes off, shooting Nanaki in the eye* Nanaki: Ahhhh!! MY EYE!!!!!! MY ONLY OPEN EYE!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:17 pm
"Cloud: Aeris dies, hm, who cares"(sorry, i know the spellings probly off)
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:14 pm
Edge22 *at a karaoke bar* Cloud: Bite my lip and close my eyes trippin away to paradise........ Cid: YOU SUCK!!!!! scream Cloud: You don't need to be so mean crying Cid: YES I DO!!!! scream Cloud: Why are you yelling? stare Cid: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT scream Vincent: I think Cid has had too many drinks tonight lol Cid: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM scream *Cid takes out a 9mm Pistol and shoots Vincent in the foot* Vincent: xd gonk *Vincent collapses* Cloud: Holy chocobo testicles where did you get a pistol? eek Cid: Ebay duh Vincent: You b*****d! *stands up and turns into Chaos* RAWR!!!! Cid: *pulls out a shotgun and shoots off Vincent's foot* Vincent: AHHH!!! *turns to normal and faints* Cloud: *pokes Vincent hard with his Ultima Weapon, each poke doing 1000 damage xd * Vincent: *dies after nine o ten pokes* Cloud: I think you killed him Cid... Cid: stare *shoots at Clouds face*
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:49 pm
Aeris: *Watches M*A*S*H*...........Why's that dud dressed like Cloud?
Cloud: Huh?
Cid: Which one are you talking about?
Aeris: Clinger.
Cid and Cloud: stare
Came up with that just like 2 min ago. xp
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:21 pm
Aeris: Hey, Cloud, I'm back from the dead. So....what happened while I was gone?
Cloud: You died?
Aeris: Yes..I did....
Cloud: Oh..ya, huh! Well I kicked Sephiroth's butt.
Aeris: Cool.
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:13 pm
Sen_Strife Edge22 *at a karaoke bar* Cloud: Bite my lip and close my eyes trippin away to paradise........ Cid: YOU SUCK!!!!! scream Cloud: You don't need to be so mean crying Cid: YES I DO!!!! scream Cloud: Why are you yelling? stare Cid: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT scream Vincent: I think Cid has had too many drinks tonight lol Cid: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM scream *Cid takes out a 9mm Pistol and shoots Vincent in the foot* Vincent: xd gonk *Vincent collapses* Cloud: Holy chocobo testicles where did you get a pistol? eek Cid: Ebay duh Vincent: You b*****d! *stands up and turns into Chaos* RAWR!!!! Cid: *pulls out a shotgun and shoots off Vincent's foot* Vincent: AHHH!!! *turns to normal and faints* Cloud: *pokes Vincent hard with his Ultima Weapon, each poke doing 1000 damage xd * Vincent: *dies after nine o ten pokes* Cloud: I think you killed him Cid... Cid: stare *shoots at Clouds face* *police outside the bar* Police Man: Cid come out with your hands up we have a head shot on you pirate Cid: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! scream *Cid takes out a FA-MAS and starts firing at the cops* Other Police Man: I thought you said we had a head shot on him Police Man: I lied I thought that would work Cid: CALL THE ARMY CAUSE I'M F'IN CRAZY!!! scream *Cid pulls out a RPG-07 and fires at the cops* Police Man: RPG GET DOWN!!! *Other Police man gets barraged with RPG games* Other Police Man: wtf he literally fired RPG's at us Police Man: I expected a rocket..duck here comes another one Cid: I'M CRAZY BIOTCHES BRING IT ON AGHGHGHGHGHGHGH scream *Cid collapses with a dart in his neck* Yuffie: and thats how you stop a guy on drugs, with a tranquilizer
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:39 pm
Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 *at a karaoke bar* Cloud: Bite my lip and close my eyes trippin away to paradise........ Cid: YOU SUCK!!!!! scream Cloud: You don't need to be so mean crying Cid: YES I DO!!!! scream Cloud: Why are you yelling? stare Cid: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT scream Vincent: I think Cid has had too many drinks tonight lol Cid: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM scream *Cid takes out a 9mm Pistol and shoots Vincent in the foot* Vincent: xd gonk *Vincent collapses* Cloud: Holy chocobo testicles where did you get a pistol? eek Cid: Ebay duh Vincent: You b*****d! *stands up and turns into Chaos* RAWR!!!! Cid: *pulls out a shotgun and shoots off Vincent's foot* Vincent: AHHH!!! *turns to normal and faints* Cloud: *pokes Vincent hard with his Ultima Weapon, each poke doing 1000 damage xd * Vincent: *dies after nine o ten pokes* Cloud: I think you killed him Cid... Cid: stare *shoots at Clouds face* *police outside the bar* Police Man: Cid come out with your hands up we have a head shot on you pirate Cid: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! scream *Cid takes out a FA-MAS and starts firing at the cops* Other Police Man: I thought you said we had a head shot on him Police Man: I lied I thought that would work Cid: CALL THE ARMY CAUSE I'M F'IN CRAZY!!! scream *Cid pulls out a RPG-07 and fires at the cops* Police Man: RPG GET DOWN!!! *Other Police man gets barraged with RPG games* Other Police Man: wtf he literally fired RPG's at us Police Man: I expected a rocket..duck here comes another one Cid: I'M CRAZY BIOTCHES BRING IT ON AGHGHGHGHGHGHGH scream *Cid collapses with a dart in his neck* Yuffie: and thats how you stop a guy on drugs, with a tranquilizer *Several hours later* Cid:*Wakes up inside a dumpster* "Woah, what the hell happened to me?" *feels scar on his side...then on his other* "SOMEBODY STOLEMY KIDNEYS!" Cat:*yawns* "Meow?" Cid:*feels a used condom next him* "EW NASTY! What the hell?! And where are my damn kidneys?! Cat:"Meow....mew mew meow mew meow." Cid:*Looks on in horror* "You mean-" Cat:*nods* "Mew...." Cid: "So then this is just a dream!" *stabs himself and dies* Cat:".......sucker!" *steals his wallet*
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