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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:11 pm

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*everyone except Cait Sith is playing ff7 when cloud dresses up as a girl*

Barret: Damn cloud you look hotter than Aeris!
Vincent: I know!
Aeris: .....excuse me?
Yuffie: Damn cloud you look hot as a girl!
Everyone: eek
Cait Sith: *walks into the room* Hey what does this "male enhancer" thing do? Its supposed to make me happier or something....
Aeris: Hey that was in my room! Give me that back!
Everyone except cait sith: *stares at Aeris*
Cloud: Who wants pizza?!?!

Nanaki: Oh Oh Oh!! I want a Spinch and anchovie slice! whee

Vicent: I want peperonni, with a pinch of sugar and a mother load of petals 4laugh
Tifa: Jesus christ Vincent! Grow up and act like a man!
Vincent: WWAAAAHHH!! YOU'RE MEAN!!! *runs into his flower filled bedroom*

Vincent: *petting his flower petals* Don't worry my precious. The mean woman will never get you. She will never get you. Don't worry. *continues petting the flowers*

Vincent: Ooo, looky its my favorite show! biggrin
*Everyone looks at the TV, Sesame Street is just starting*
Vincent: CAN YA TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET!!? blaugh
Everyone: -_____-"
*Vincent grabs his Barney doll from the corner of his room*
Vincent: (calmly) I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
Everyone: Jesus...-________________________-"""
*Vincent secretly pulls out a tape and puts it in his VCR and hits play*
Aeris: (On the tape) Hey, I told you never film me when I'm in the shower! scream
*He fast forwards the tape*
Cloud: (In the dressing room in Wall Market) How...do you put this on?
Aeris: ...
Cloud: Whoa, what are you doing!?
*Cloud is getting un dressed and he puts on his bra*
Vincent: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
*Vincent takes a megaphone and sticks his head out the window with it*
Vincent: HEY, ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO SEE CLOUD GETTING UN DRESSED AND WEARING A BRA COME ON OVER!! blaugh
*A huge mob of people show up*
Me: Hey, I was in line first! mad
Sen_Strife: Beat it punk, I was here first! mad
Mako18: Knock it off, both of you! mad I was here last but I'm cooler so...buh-bye! smile
*Mako goes into the house and locks the door behind him so nobody else can get in*

lol Sorry if that was offensive

(No disrespects to mako but...)

Me: I don't think so! *pulls out Barret's ultimate weapon and uses Catastrophe to blow a hole in the front door while mako is in front of it about to open the door* WHO WANTS SOME!?
ShadowLord99: Uh oh... sweatdrop *runs away*
Everyone else on the line: sweatdrop *runs*
Me: Hehehehe... twisted *goes into Vincents room and watches the tape of Cloud with a bra* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! rofl rofl

Me:*uses a trampoline to see into the window* HAAhaaaHAAAhaaa!
Cloud:*sees me jumping peeking in the window* "You peeping tom!" *pulls out buster*
Me:"Oh s**t! Somebody help me!" *books it*
Cloud:"No one will help you now!" *bisects me*
Others:.......HAHAHAHA*goes back to watching video*

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:08 pm

Vincent: *secretly falls asleep next to Aeris*

The Next Morning

Aeris: Oooh Reeve, I thought I told you not to...

Vincent: *wearing only pink Spongebob Squarepants boxers* Don't worry Aeris I can take his place. wink

Aeris: ..... *pulls out her Full Metal Rod* twisted

Vincent: eek

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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:17 pm

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Vicent: I want peperonni, with a pinch of sugar and a mother load of petals 4laugh
Tifa: Jesus christ Vincent! Grow up and act like a man!
Vincent: WWAAAAHHH!! YOU'RE MEAN!!! *runs into his flower filled bedroom*

Vincent: *petting his flower petals* Don't worry my precious. The mean woman will never get you. She will never get you. Don't worry. *continues petting the flowers*

Vincent: Ooo, looky its my favorite show! biggrin
*Everyone looks at the TV, Sesame Street is just starting*
Vincent: CAN YA TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET!!? blaugh
Everyone: -_____-"
*Vincent grabs his Barney doll from the corner of his room*
Vincent: (calmly) I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
Everyone: Jesus...-________________________-"""
*Vincent secretly pulls out a tape and puts it in his VCR and hits play*
Aeris: (On the tape) Hey, I told you never film me when I'm in the shower! scream
*He fast forwards the tape*
Cloud: (In the dressing room in Wall Market) How...do you put this on?
Aeris: ...
Cloud: Whoa, what are you doing!?
*Cloud is getting un dressed and he puts on his bra*
Vincent: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
*Vincent takes a megaphone and sticks his head out the window with it*
Vincent: HEY, ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO SEE CLOUD GETTING UN DRESSED AND WEARING A BRA COME ON OVER!! blaugh
*A huge mob of people show up*
Me: Hey, I was in line first! mad
Sen_Strife: Beat it punk, I was here first! mad
Mako18: Knock it off, both of you! mad I was here last but I'm cooler so...buh-bye! smile
*Mako goes into the house and locks the door behind him so nobody else can get in*

lol Sorry if that was offensive

(No disrespects to mako but...)

Me: I don't think so! *pulls out Barret's ultimate weapon and uses Catastrophe to blow a hole in the front door while mako is in front of it about to open the door* WHO WANTS SOME!?
ShadowLord99: Uh oh... sweatdrop *runs away*
Everyone else on the line: sweatdrop *runs*
Me: Hehehehe... twisted *goes into Vincents room and watches the tape of Cloud with a bra* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! rofl rofl

Me:*uses a trampoline to see into the window* HAAhaaaHAAAhaaa!
Cloud:*sees me jumping peeking in the window* "You peeping tom!" *pulls out buster*
Me:"Oh s**t! Somebody help me!" *books it*
Cloud:"No one will help you now!" *bisects me*
Others:.......HAHAHAHA*goes back to watching video*

*Sen_Strife grabs me by the legs and throws me up towards the window, I duel wield two guns and shoot the windows, shattering them. (Like Yuna when she appears to save Rikku and Paine in X-2 in the beginning)

Me: *Looking in the window at the TV* HAHAHA, The bra is polka-dotted! lol
Cloud: Go away! *shields the TV with his body so I can't see it*
Barret: WANNA SEE HOW STRONG I AM!? scream *Barret picks up pieces of the broken window glass and eats them*
All of us from this guild and the FF7 team: wtf... confused
*I tip toe into the room while everyone else is pre occupied watching Barret eat the glass, I secretly and quietly steal the video*
Cait Sith: HE'S STEALING OUR MOVIE! eek scream
Me: Oh shi*! eek
*I jump out the window with a mattress (compliments to you Sen lol ), and I hop on my motorcycle and drive away*
Me: Can't catch me! cool
Cloud: GET HIM!! scream

...What happens next??? question

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:20 pm

Deaths Apprentice

Vincent: *secretly falls asleep next to Aeris*

The Next Morning

Aeris: Oooh Reeve, I thought I told you not to...

Vincent: *wearing only pink Spongebob Squarepants boxers* Don't worry Aeris I can take his place. wink

Aeris: ..... *pulls out her Full Metal Rod* twisted

Vincent: eek

Aeris: stressed stressed *whacks Vincent to death*
Cloud: Lalala... *walks in* WTF HAPPENED TO VINCENT??
Aeris: GRRR!!! evil evil
Cloud: NOOO!!! YOU KILLED MY LOVER!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!! *tries to kill Aeris but some invisible force keeps him from it*
Sephiroth: No Cloud! I wont let you! *jumps down and accidentally falls on Aeris and stabs her* s**t...
Cloud: YAHOOO!! MY LOVER HAS BEEN AVENGED!! *takes Aeris's body and drops it down a lake* See ya in hell

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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:35 pm

*Sephiroth walking down the street*

Sephiroth: Hey I know you, your that ninja

Gray Fox: Yup its me Gray Fox

Sephiroth: So what brings you to the Final Fantasy world?

Gray Fox: Me and the boys down at FOXHOUND were playing Counter Strike, the person with the lowest score had to go out on recruiting missions, guess who got the lowest score.

Sephiroth: Steve?

Gray Fox: Now I did, we even did 3 redo matches and I still lost in all of them

Sephiroth: Why?

Gray Fox: Cause I got one arm numb nuts remember in MGS1 and MGS:The Twin Snakes?

Sephiroth: Oh yea

Gray Fox: so....Intrested in joining FOXHOUND? every tuesday is donut day and the first friday of every month is cosplay day

Sephiroth: depends......how much they pay?

Gray Fox: Not much, like usual, like only 400,000 bucks a mission

Sephiroth: Could be worst, Square Enix pays me 200,000 for each cameo I make

Gray Fox: That sucks, gotta settle for the Corvette?

Sephiroth: Yea what about you?

Gray Fox: Jaguar

Sephiroth: not bad

Gray Fox: yeah well intrested in joining?

Sephiroth: can I get a code name?

Gray Fox: eh why not

Sephiroth: Can I be the Purple Test Icicle?

Gray Fox: that sounds an awful lot like Purple Test..... nevermind just sign here, here, here, here, and here.

Sephiroth: Can I bring my dog Chaos?

Gray Fox: since when did you own a dog?

Sephiroth: Since I stole one from Barret

*elsewhere*

Yuffie: Hey Barret wheres your dog?

Barret: my what

((I got the idea of this from this pic, Gray Fox is better Sephiroth ninja http://www.dbz-powers.com/images_gallerie/fanart/inconnu/divers/Metal gear solid 0.JPG
))

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:53 pm

ShadowLord99

Sayneveralways

Sen_Strife

ShadowLord99

Deaths Apprentice

Sen_Strife

Vicent: I want peperonni, with a pinch of sugar and a mother load of petals 4laugh
Tifa: Jesus christ Vincent! Grow up and act like a man!
Vincent: WWAAAAHHH!! YOU'RE MEAN!!! *runs into his flower filled bedroom*

Vincent: *petting his flower petals* Don't worry my precious. The mean woman will never get you. She will never get you. Don't worry. *continues petting the flowers*

Vincent: Ooo, looky its my favorite show! biggrin
*Everyone looks at the TV, Sesame Street is just starting*
Vincent: CAN YA TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET!!? blaugh
Everyone: -_____-"
*Vincent grabs his Barney doll from the corner of his room*
Vincent: (calmly) I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
Everyone: Jesus...-________________________-"""
*Vincent secretly pulls out a tape and puts it in his VCR and hits play*
Aeris: (On the tape) Hey, I told you never film me when I'm in the shower! scream
*He fast forwards the tape*
Cloud: (In the dressing room in Wall Market) How...do you put this on?
Aeris: ...
Cloud: Whoa, what are you doing!?
*Cloud is getting un dressed and he puts on his bra*
Vincent: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
*Vincent takes a megaphone and sticks his head out the window with it*
Vincent: HEY, ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO SEE CLOUD GETTING UN DRESSED AND WEARING A BRA COME ON OVER!! blaugh
*A huge mob of people show up*
Me: Hey, I was in line first! mad
Sen_Strife: Beat it punk, I was here first! mad
Mako18: Knock it off, both of you! mad I was here last but I'm cooler so...buh-bye! smile
*Mako goes into the house and locks the door behind him so nobody else can get in*

lol Sorry if that was offensive

(No disrespects to mako but...)

Me: I don't think so! *pulls out Barret's ultimate weapon and uses Catastrophe to blow a hole in the front door while mako is in front of it about to open the door* WHO WANTS SOME!?
ShadowLord99: Uh oh... sweatdrop *runs away*
Everyone else on the line: sweatdrop *runs*
Me: Hehehehe... twisted *goes into Vincents room and watches the tape of Cloud with a bra* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! rofl rofl

Me:*uses a trampoline to see into the window* HAAhaaaHAAAhaaa!
Cloud:*sees me jumping peeking in the window* "You peeping tom!" *pulls out buster*
Me:"Oh s**t! Somebody help me!" *books it*
Cloud:"No one will help you now!" *bisects me*
Others:.......HAHAHAHA*goes back to watching video*

*Sen_Strife grabs me by the legs and throws me up towards the window, I duel wield two guns and shoot the windows, shattering them. (Like Yuna when she appears to save Rikku and Paine in X-2 in the beginning)

Me: *Looking in the window at the TV* HAHAHA, The bra is polka-dotted! lol
Cloud: Go away! *shields the TV with his body so I can't see it*
Barret: WANNA SEE HOW STRONG I AM!? scream *Barret picks up pieces of the broken window glass and eats them*
All of us from this guild and the FF7 team: wtf... confused
*I tip toe into the room while everyone else is pre occupied watching Barret eat the glass, I secretly and quietly steal the video*
Cait Sith: HE'S STEALING OUR MOVIE! eek scream
Me: Oh shi*! eek
*I jump out the window with a mattress (compliments to you Sen lol ), and I hop on my motorcycle and drive away*
Me: Can't catch me! cool
Cloud: GET HIM!! scream

...What happens next??? question

Me: HEY!!!!1 I WANT MY GOLD YOU b*****d!!! *jumps on a punk's motorcycle and chases*
Aeris: Noooo!!! My motorcycle!!!!

*back with the chase*

Me: DIE!!!!! *pushes a button and lots of guns poke out of the bike* RAWR!!! *shoots*
ShadowLord: Oh s**t... AHHHHHH!! *shots hits the fuel tank on his bik and it blows up*
Me: TAKE THAT YOU CHEAP SON OF A b***h!!!

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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:19 pm

Cloud: Do you ever get the feeling that we're in a video game?

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:37 pm

Cloud: *petting my cat Mickey* Precious, precious, precious.

Cid: *Is reading a newspaper and looks beyond the corner to see Cloud.* WTF?

Me: *jumps on cloud* It's Mickey Damn you! scream

Cloud: No she took the precious.

Aeris: Nova, if you keep that up, you'll give her an early grave.

Sephiroth: *puppy dog eyes* NO! *tackles Me and steal Mickey* Mine!

Cid.: *smokes*

Aeris: rolleyes

Cloud: crying

Sephiroth: xd

Me: stare

Mickey: SAVE ME!

Everyone: eek

Mickey: I mean....meow.

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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:20 pm

Barret: ninja

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:31 pm

Aerith: Cloud I have to tell you something

Cloud: What?

Aerith: I'm a man

DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:56 pm

in midgar
cloud- god DAMN this place stinks like a**
tifa- maybe its just you

just something i thought up in seconds.

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:32 pm

Yuffie: Materia is stupid.

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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:51 pm

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Cloud: *petting my cat Mickey* Precious, precious, precious.

Cid: *Is reading a newspaper and looks beyond the corner to see Cloud.* WTF?

Me: *jumps on cloud* It's Mickey Damn you! scream

Cloud: No she took the precious.

Aeris: Nova, if you keep that up, you'll give her an early grave.

Sephiroth: *puppy dog eyes* NO! *tackles Me and steal Mickey* Mine!

Cid.: *smokes*

Aeris: rolleyes

Cloud: crying

Sephiroth: xd

Me: stare

Mickey: SAVE ME!

Everyone: eek

Mickey: I mean....meow.

Cid: *puts hte cig out using mickey*

Mickey: AHHHHHHH!!!! *catches fire* AHHHHHH!!!!

Nova: NOOOO!!! MY MICKEY!!!!!!!

Me: *glues a bomb to mickey and watches him blow up* YAY!!! FIREWORKS!!!!

Cloud: *to Tifa* How the hell did this guy get here?

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:57 pm

*Reads last few pages*

Wow, Sen and some others have made this thread a spamfest. I miss the good old days with Dueoh. crying

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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:55 pm

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Cloud: *petting my cat Mickey* Precious, precious, precious.

Cid: *Is reading a newspaper and looks beyond the corner to see Cloud.* WTF?

Me: *jumps on cloud* It's Mickey Damn you! scream

Cloud: No she took the precious.

Aeris: Nova, if you keep that up, you'll give her an early grave.

Sephiroth: *puppy dog eyes* NO! *tackles Me and steal Mickey* Mine!

Cid.: *smokes*

Aeris: rolleyes

Cloud: crying

Sephiroth: xd

Me: stare

Mickey: SAVE ME!

Everyone: eek

Mickey: I mean....meow.

Cid: *puts hte cig out using mickey*

Mickey: AHHHHHHH!!!! *catches fire* AHHHHHH!!!!

Nova: NOOOO!!! MY MICKEY!!!!!!!

Me: *glues a to mickey and watches him blow up* YAY!!! FIREWORKS!!!!

Cloud: *to Tifa* How the hell did this guy get here?

Me: *Sees Mickey blow up and he left eye twitches*

Cloud: *uses Life3 on mickey* Yea!

Cid: *trys to kill mickey.

MeandCloud: *kill Cid*

Aeris: This is just getting annoying.

Sen: Die cat die! scream

Sephiroth: *eats Sen*

Everyone: eek

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