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Bootleg Panda

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:07 pm


Pirate Dirge
Which strain, Glitter?

They didn't say. I think they're testing him for all of them.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:37 pm


Burnt Glitter
D is going to have to have more blood drawn because they want to test him for hepatitis. He had white blood cells in his urine. I just want to cry right now. sweatdrop


*hugs* I hope it goes well.

lunashock


panda police

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:15 pm


Thanks. I'm gonna give him tylenol before we go in this time. Hopefully that'll help.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:21 pm


*sneaks in, pins up forwarded email, sneaks out* ninja

Forwarded Email



ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY



A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.



The case came up in court. The judge asked the man(about 20 years old)what he had to say for himself.



The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming"
and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it."



"CASE DISMISSED!!"

Orophin


LadyElla64

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:12 pm


*nearly dies laughing* xd
PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:48 am


lol Good one Oro! hehe
Glitter I hope it works out. Poor kid.

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TotaI Havoc

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:37 am


*claims post 22000 of the guild* cool
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:12 am


-Tears eyes out-

People give such horrible advice in LI. gonk





( pirate And that is just the coolest smiley EVER. heart )


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LadyElla64

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:04 am


Pirate Dirge
-Tears eyes out-

People give such horrible advice in LI. gonk


Were you asking for advice or looking at advice to others? (Yeah, they DO give awful advice, which is why no one should bother posting their problems on that section of Gaia.)
PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:21 pm


I had been post stalking an applicant and he lives in there. -sweat- All the topics about sex were just wrong. Not like disgusting, but the advice they were all giving was terrible and if they weren't giving bad advice, they were flaming. ALL the discussion forums need to be wiped off of Gaia: they're a joke.





Other then that...

gonk Desperate moderator plea to PLEASE not do repeat threads and if your topic fits into one of the stickies please put it there. I don't understand why we have stickies if they aren't being utilized. gonk

/whine session



Oh and since I can't use the super secret moderator forum, ( >.>) I've been thinking that perhaps we should stickify Main Chat as well so people can easily see it and put related posts in there. Just a thought.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:16 pm


ninja
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:14 am


D doesn't have hepatytis, but he does have a UTI. So they're going to check out his kidneys to make sure they're okay too.

Bootleg Panda


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:20 am


I'm glad it wasn't Hep. Always good to check those. hehe
I hope it all works out, Glitter.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:22 am


Thank you. I'm just glad he's oblivious to all of this. xd

Bootleg Panda


Illiana_Galean

PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:02 pm


Pirate Dirge

Oh and since I can't use the super secret moderator forum, ( >.>) I've been thinking that perhaps we should stickify Main Chat as well so people can easily see it and put related posts in there. Just a thought.


Consider it stickified.

Anyway, I'm back from my trip to Florida. Good news is I've got my daughter with me and she's happily playing Kingdom Hearts as I type this. lol. Bad news is the MIL was a total b***h. But I won't go into that here. Suffice it to say, she's the only person to ever make me want to drink Draino with a bleach chaser while slitting my wrists and plunging off a bridge into on comming traffic. If I ever have to be in a confined space with her for 6 days like I was this time ever again, I may just have to put myself in a rubber room for eternity.
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