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Chris Ganale
Captain

Dangerous Survivor

PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:42 pm


Takes the spoon, nods his thanks, then proceeds to gouge out his voice box so he can't speak anymore, then stabs both his hands on the handle of the spoon so he can no longer type.

Then he wanders off looking for something he can kill himself on without working hands.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:43 pm


Chris Ganale
Takes the spoon, nods his thanks, then proceeds to gouge out his voice box so he can't speak anymore, then stabs both his hands on the handle of the spoon so he can no longer type.

Then he wanders off looking for something he can kill himself on without working hands.
*Hands you a tampon*

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Chris Ganale
Captain

Dangerous Survivor

PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:44 pm


Neither hand works. Can't do s**t with a tampon.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:44 pm


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Raven Yun
Even if you grabbed my wrists, I would still be able to crush your windpipe and esophagus with my feet or bash your skill in with my head.
Assuming that I was stupid enough not to react. But I dunno, common sense tells me, if your getting close, I'm probably gonna move.

If you moved, I could've thrown that scalpel into your forehead. It'd go through your skull like a hot knife through butter, and then probably get lodged in your brain.

Sancus Keenblade


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:45 pm


Chris Ganale
Neither hand works. Can't do s**t with a tampon.
*Shoves it down your throat?*
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:46 pm


I need to take a shower. BBL.

Syril Starr


Sancus Keenblade

PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:46 pm


Chris Ganale
Neither hand works. Can't do s**t with a tampon.

*Takes out a USAS 12 from seemingly nowhere and unloads a drum clip into Chris's chest.*
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:46 pm


Raven Yun
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Raven Yun
Even if you grabbed my wrists, I would still be able to crush your windpipe and esophagus with my feet or bash your skill in with my head.
Assuming that I was stupid enough not to react. But I dunno, common sense tells me, if your getting close, I'm probably gonna move.

If you moved, I could've thrown that scalpel into your forehead. It'd go through your skull like a hot knife through butter, and then probably get lodged in your brain.
*Points up to the thread forum name* And the OOC gods say no. Besides, you would also know that the weight in a scalpel is in the handle, not the top, therefore the butt end would have hit me.*

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Chris Ganale
Captain

Dangerous Survivor

PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:48 pm


Raven Yun
*Takes out a USAS 12 from seemingly nowhere and unloads a drum clip into Chris's chest.*


Gives you a thumbs up as best he can with his ******** hands right before getting blown away.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:53 pm


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Raven Yun
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Raven Yun
Even if you grabbed my wrists, I would still be able to crush your windpipe and esophagus with my feet or bash your skill in with my head.
Assuming that I was stupid enough not to react. But I dunno, common sense tells me, if your getting close, I'm probably gonna move.

If you moved, I could've thrown that scalpel into your forehead. It'd go through your skull like a hot knife through butter, and then probably get lodged in your brain.
*Points up to the thread forum name* And the OOC gods say no. Besides, you would also know that the weight in a scalpel is in the handle, not the top, therefore the butt end would have hit me.*

Depends if I throw it straight or angled. If I throw it straight, the sucker'll go straight through your skull. If it's an angle throw, then the scalpel will spin and the blunt end will bruise you.

Sancus Keenblade


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:54 pm


Raven Yun
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Raven Yun
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Raven Yun
Even if you grabbed my wrists, I would still be able to crush your windpipe and esophagus with my feet or bash your skill in with my head.
Assuming that I was stupid enough not to react. But I dunno, common sense tells me, if your getting close, I'm probably gonna move.

If you moved, I could've thrown that scalpel into your forehead. It'd go through your skull like a hot knife through butter, and then probably get lodged in your brain.
*Points up to the thread forum name* And the OOC gods say no. Besides, you would also know that the weight in a scalpel is in the handle, not the top, therefore the butt end would have hit me.*

Depends if I throw it straight or angled. If I throw it straight, the sucker'll go straight through your skull. If it's an angle throw, then the scalpel will spin and the blunt end will bruise you.
Hmm... interesting... *takes a mental note* Just so you know IRL I love Pyshical Contact, so I know a lot about the realness of it all, and that seems some what true... I think I remember doing something like that with a pocket knife once.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:57 pm


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Raven Yun
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Raven Yun
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Raven Yun
Even if you grabbed my wrists, I would still be able to crush your windpipe and esophagus with my feet or bash your skill in with my head.
Assuming that I was stupid enough not to react. But I dunno, common sense tells me, if your getting close, I'm probably gonna move.

If you moved, I could've thrown that scalpel into your forehead. It'd go through your skull like a hot knife through butter, and then probably get lodged in your brain.
*Points up to the thread forum name* And the OOC gods say no. Besides, you would also know that the weight in a scalpel is in the handle, not the top, therefore the butt end would have hit me.*

Depends if I throw it straight or angled. If I throw it straight, the sucker'll go straight through your skull. If it's an angle throw, then the scalpel will spin and the blunt end will bruise you.
Hmm... interesting... *takes a mental note* Just so you know IRL I love Pyshical Contact, so I know a lot about the realness of it all, and that seems some what true... I think I remember doing something like that with a pocket knife once.

*Just knows assloads about weapons, their phsyical and/or mental effects, how they work, etc. etc.*

Sancus Keenblade


Sancus Keenblade

PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:05 pm


*Starts putting sticks of dynamite in Chris's corpse. Lights them all at once. Runs.*
PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:06 pm


Explodes violently.

Chris Ganale
Captain

Dangerous Survivor


Sancus Keenblade

PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:10 pm


*Eats the bloody chunks.*
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