Malaryush
I got to play with eyeballs today.
heart I got to do that a couple of years ago. Here is what I have learned.
-Eyeballs don't bounce unless you take them apart and clean off the fat
-They
really don't bounce when you stand on a desk and throw them at the floor
-The teacher dicourages such behavior and will give you lines that say "I must not throw eyeballs at the floor during my disection
-If they don't bounce, they make a nice "SPLAT" noise
-Eyeballs, when disected properly make nice fingerpuppets
-It is a bad idea to stick said finger puppet in your squeamish friend's face
-Vitreous liquids are a b***h to clean off your face
-Deeply inhaling formaldehyde is a bad idea
And I think that about covers the experience. That and:
-Watch where you aim when you go to stab the eyeball