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 Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:41 am
Cloud: Tifa.... i am your........ brother
PS: HA HA HA Im back sen.... lets argue ((i got 5 min))
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:53 am
[Satan] Sen_Strife [Satan] Cloud: I really miss Aeris, and I can't stop thinking about her. sad Tifa: Don't worry, I'm sure she misses you to wherever she is now *Meanwhile up in FF heaven, everyone is bothered by the noise* Aeris: GALUF!!! OH GOD!! OH GOD!!! OH YEAH BABY!!! SCREW CLOUD!!! YOU FILTHY DEVIL!!! Galuf:RAWR! domokun Shadow: ninja Aeris: Well hello there Ninja guy, the more the merrier. lol Cloud: WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I MISS HER!!! *rans to his room and comes out with his buster sword* Aeris here I come! *decapitates himself and goes to FF heaven and sees Aeris, Shadow and Galuf* W... What? NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Gogo: Shut up and go somewhere else! *jumps in* Tellah: Yeah! Go somewhere else! *jumps in and casts meteor to send Cloud far away* Gogo never died... confused Actually, he got stuck on kefka's tower when everyone was trying to escape, belive me, I recently beat FF6 again
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:59 am
Sen_Strife [Satan] Sen_Strife [Satan] Cloud: I really miss Aeris, and I can't stop thinking about her. sad Tifa: Don't worry, I'm sure she misses you to wherever she is now *Meanwhile up in FF heaven, everyone is bothered by the noise* Aeris: GALUF!!! OH GOD!! OH GOD!!! OH YEAH BABY!!! SCREW CLOUD!!! YOU FILTHY DEVIL!!! Galuf:RAWR! domokun Shadow: ninja Aeris: Well hello there Ninja guy, the more the merrier. lol Cloud: WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I MISS HER!!! *rans to his room and comes out with his buster sword* Aeris here I come! *decapitates himself and goes to FF heaven and sees Aeris, Shadow and Galuf* W... What? NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Gogo: Shut up and go somewhere else! *jumps in* Tellah: Yeah! Go somewhere else! *jumps in and casts meteor to send Cloud far away* Gogo never died... confused Actually, he got stuck on kefka's tower when everyone was trying to escape, belive me, I recently beat FF6 again there you are...... find something to argue about...
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:48 pm
Mako19 *Sephiroth goes back to school* Sephiroth: Whatever, bring on the paper work... stare Teacher: Okay class, we're gonna review what 1 + 1 is! biggrin Sephiroth: Oh my god... mad Teacher: Sephiroth, please get out your pencil! Sephiroth: ...*gets out a pencil* ********... stare Teacher: Go stand in the corner! mad *Sephiroth pulls out the Masamune* Teacher: SEPHIROTH, WEAPONS IN SCHOOL ARE NOT TOLERATED! scream Sephiroth: DIE b***h!! scream *Sephiroth kills her* Students: eek Student 1:*pokes teachers body* "....." Student 2:"What the hell was that for?! It's cus you don't know 1+1 do you! It's cus you're the fu-" *gets decapitated* Sephiroth:"Anyone else want to know what 1+1 is?! Class:"NO!" Student 1:*pokes student 2* Sephiroth:"What the hell is wrong with YOU?!" Student 1:*pokes Sephiroth, he dies* ".......b***h!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:06 pm
Sephiroth: All the tension in the world today!
Cloud: All the little girls fillin' up the world today!
Vincent: When the good comes to bad, the bad comes to good.
Sephiroth, Cloud, and Vincent:But I'm a live my life like I should.
Cloud: Now all the critics wanna hit it.
Vincent:s**t can never did it
Sephiroth: Just because they don't get it.
Vincent: But I'll stay fitted
Cloud: New era commited
Sephiroth, Cloud, and Vincent: Now this red cap gets a wrap from these critics.
Cloud: Do we always gotta Cryyyyy.
Sephiroth: Do we always gotta live inside a lie.
Vincent: Life's just a blast
Sephiroth: It's moving really fast.
Cloud: Better stay on top
Sephiroth, Cloud, and Vincent: or Life'll kick you in the a**.
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:26 pm
Deaths Apprentice Sephiroth: All the tension in the world today! Cloud: All the little girls fillin' up the world today! Vincent: When the good comes to bad, the bad comes to good. Sephiroth, Cloud, and Vincent:But I'm a live my life like I should. Cloud: Now all the critics wanna hit it. Vincent:s**t can never did it Sephiroth: Just because they don't get it. Vincent: But I'll stay fitted Cloud: New era commited Sephiroth, Cloud, and Vincent: Now this red cap gets a wrap from these critics. Cloud: Do we always gotta Cryyyyy. Sephiroth: Do we always gotta live inside a lie. Vincent: Life's just a blast Sephiroth: It's moving really fast. Cloud: Better stay on top Sephiroth, Cloud, and Vincent: or Life'll kick you in the a**. Cloud started singing: OH-H-H-H-H-OH! WHY LIFE KICKS YOU-U-U-U-U-U IN THE BUTT!! OH-H-H-H-H-OH! WHY DOES LIFE HAS TO GIVE-E-E-E YOU A CUT!! Vincent rapping: LIFE STINKS, LIFE REEKS LIFE GOES DOWN IN THE SINK! WHY DO WE DIE, DIE AND ANSWER ME WHY IS THIS OUR LAST GOOD-BYE! Sephiroth singing in an opera women voice: OH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-OH-H-H-H!! Cloud(Singing): OH-H-H-H-H-OH! WHY LIFE KICKS YOU-U-U-U-U-U IN THE BUTT!! OH-H-H-H-H-OH! WHY DOES LIFE HAS TO GIVE-E-E-E YOU A CUT!! Vincent(Rapping): I CRY, I TRY, I LIE, I DIE! I FIGHT FOR LIGHT, LIGHT DECIDES TO FIGHT! AGAINST ME! I BLEED, I NEED, NO GREED, BUT PLEAD! I WANT MY SANITY WALKING AROUND HERE WITH ME, ITS LOOKS LIKE I HAVE CRUELITY, BUT ALL WANT IS MY OWN SANITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Sephiroth:OH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH-H-H-H!! Cloud(Singing): WHY DOES LIFE HAS TO GIVE-E-E-E YOU A CUT!! WHY LIFE KICKS YOU IN THE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:01 pm
Vincent: Hey cloud
Cloud: what?
Vincent: you got the you know
Cloud: the what?
Vincent: you know the......'stash'
Cloud: the what?
Vincent: the magic dragon
Cloud: the what?
Vincent: the door to rainbowland
Cloud: the what?
*vincent strangles Cloud*
Vincent: GIVE ME THE F'IN MATERIA
Cloud: why do you want that?
Vincent: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT THEM?
Cloud:what
Vincent: YOU TRIP BALLS MAN ITS CRAZY
Cloud: really? let me try
*Cloud and Vincent eat the materia*
Cloud: whoa the sky is like....blue
Vincent: and the chocobos are........man i dont know wtf is going on right now
*they eat some more materia and Yuffie walks in*
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR EATING MY TREASURE!!!!!!!!!! THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MY LIFE AND YOUR EATING IT!!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:43 pm
Aeris: Sephiroth, why are you so mean?
Sephiroth: Do you really want to get into that? It's pretty damn complicated.
Aeris: YES! I want to know!
Sephiroth: OK, well it all started when- OH, they're here, just kneel there, and I'll kill you in a little bit, OK?
Aeris: O_O
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:01 pm
Hotaru-hime Aeris: Sephiroth, why are you so mean? Sephiroth: Do you really want to get into that? It's pretty damn complicated. Aeris: YES! I want to know! Sephiroth: OK, well it all started when- OH, they're here, just kneel there, and I'll kill you in a little bit, OK? Aeris: O_O Cloud: Urgh... ARGH!! *chops off Aeris's head* Sephiroth: eek Uhhh... Dude, that wasn't supposed to happen... Director: CUT! let's shoot again, and Cloud... Please don;t try to kill Aeris this time! Cloud: Ok... *pokes Aeris's dead body* Uhhh... Director? I think she's dead... Director: GODDAMNIT CLOUD!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:50 pm
Sen_Strife Hotaru-hime Aeris: Sephiroth, why are you so mean? Sephiroth: Do you really want to get into that? It's pretty damn complicated. Aeris: YES! I want to know! Sephiroth: OK, well it all started when- OH, they're here, just kneel there, and I'll kill you in a little bit, OK? Aeris: O_O Cloud: Urgh... ARGH!! *chops off Aeris's head* Sephiroth: eek Uhhh... Dude, that wasn't supposed to happen... Director: CUT! let's shoot again, and Cloud... Please don;t try to kill Aeris this time! Cloud: Ok... *pokes Aeris's dead body* Uhhh... Director? I think she's dead... Director: GODDAMNIT CLOUD!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:06 pm
Cloud: Oh my god! I've just realized something!!!
Tifa: What?
Aeris's ghost: Yeah what?
Cloud: I'm gay!!!!
Tifa: Ummm... Cloud? I knew that since the first night we spent together...
Cloud: What? Noooooo!!!
Aeris's ghost: Uh huh... Cloud... To be s good at Yu-Gi-oh means you're gay...
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:38 am
tifa:thats so good cloud
and
cloud: i got so scared i just crap my self
and
arise:what the hell seth why in the hell did you kill me
p.s thats what you well never here ever
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:03 pm
Sen_Strife Hotaru-hime Aeris: Sephiroth, why are you so mean? Sephiroth: Do you really want to get into that? It's pretty damn complicated. Aeris: YES! I want to know! Sephiroth: OK, well it all started when- OH, they're here, just kneel there, and I'll kill you in a little bit, OK? Aeris: O_O Cloud: Urgh... ARGH!! *chops off Aeris's head* Sephiroth: eek Uhhh... Dude, that wasn't supposed to happen... Director: CUT! let's shoot again, and Cloud... Please don;t try to kill Aeris this time! Cloud: Ok... *pokes Aeris's dead body* Uhhh... Director? I think she's dead... Director: GODDAMNIT CLOUD!!!!! Barret:*Busts out of his trailer in drag, everyone stares* "........WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL LOOKIN AT?!" *books it* Vincent:"Barret looked very familiar right there..." Cid:"Really?!....Who in the hell do you know that looks like that?!" Vincent:".....Oh...my....god!" Cid:"Don't tell me.....you mean you-" Vincent:*silent nod* Cid:"Holy crap, you think you would be able to tell the difference!" Vincent:"IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE MAKES A VERY ATTRACTIVE HOOKER!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:06 pm
Sephiroth: You all die now! twisted
Everyone: confused
Sephiroth: Go, Pandora's Box! scream
*Sephiroth uses Pandora's Box and when it hits everone it says "Miss"*
Sephiroth: Oh crap... mad
Yuffie: ARGH, I've been hit! gonk HP: 9998/9999
Everyone except Yuffie: stare
Sephiroth: Let me try again! scream
*Sephiroth uses Pandora's Box again, it casts Full-Cure on everyone*
Sephiroth: OH MY GOD, COME ON!! gonk gonk
*Meteor comes and crushes Sephiroth but doesn't hurt anybody else*
Sephiroth: ARGH!!! gonk HP: 0/9999
Cloud: ...Well, thats over confused Could I get a hamburger and a medium coke?
Waiter: Thank you for your order smile
*Waiter takes Cloud's menu and walks away*
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:41 pm
Cloud: Alright, now that Sephiroth is gone, its time for team elections!! blaugh
Everyone: confused
Aeris: Um, what do you mean? confused
Cloud: What I mean is, all nine of us are gonna vote for who should be our team president, vice president and treasurer! wink The treasurer gets to count all the Gil and/or Materia!
Yuffie: THAT'S ME!! blaugh
Cloud: We haven't voted yet, but you're probably gonna get that spot, so don't worry smile
Cait Sith: I wanna be president! biggrin
Everyone except Cait: .................um, no.... stare
*Everyone votes*
Cloud: ALRIIIIIIGHTY, the winners of this year's elections are as following:
*Yuffie is breathing so fast she hyperventilates and passes out*
Everyone: eek ...Oh well neutral
Cloud: The team treasurer is: TIFA LOCKHEART! blaugh
Tifa: YES, OH MY GOD, I FEEL SOOOOO SPECIAL!!! blaugh
Cloud: The team's vice president is: ME, CLOUD STRIFE!! blaugh
*Cloud gets out his radio and dances to "You Can't Touch This"*
cool
Everyone: confused
*Five hours later*
Cloud: WOOT WOOT, WHOSE THE VICE PRESIDENT! blaugh cool
Tifa: Would you shut up already!? scream
Cloud: Sorry whee , alright, the team's president this year is: ...
*Drumroll*
Cloud: WHAT THE HELL!? eek
*Takes an eraser and erases the winner's name and writes someone else's name*
Cloud: VINCENT VALENTINE, Congratulations Vince! blaugh
*Three Cheers for the Red White and Blue song plays*
Cait Sith: ...But, I wanted to be president cry I thought writing my name on fifteen separate cards would do it... cry
Tifa: Well you did win but Cloud erased your name blaugh
Cait Sith: WHAT!!!? scream
Tifa: Here, you can be the vice president of the cute club if it makes you feel better.
Cait Sith: Aw, thanks Tifa! heart Why am I vice president though?
Tifa: Cause the chocobo is WAY cuter than you!
Cait Sith: WHAT, NO ITS NOT THE CHOCOBO IS AS UGLY AS CLOUD'S MOM'S BREASTS!
...sorry for the long post rolleyes
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