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 Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:59 pm
DarkReaper40k Um... why the HELL would I have male lovers? Haur no, stop that train of thought now or you will not like what happens next. But.. but... Eirik would be gentle... at first. =( No I don't know what happens next but if it's a bare bottom spanking then f*ck no, I'm not stopping. I'll compose the story right here!
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:05 am
And I could compose a story about her not stopping.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:24 am
Know this Haur, you had a choice.
No love for you.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:52 pm
Me: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *dives and pounces Darkie's legs* I'm sorry!!! T^T Hawweh be gewd! Hawweh ams sowweh!! crying crying
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:45 pm
Nightmare watches his Agent Thorton in Alpha Protocol interrogate Scarlet "KILL THAT BACKSTABBING #%^*$@&!!!!"
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Thorton: *draws pistol* I can't let you leave this place...
Scarlet: *sighed and looked down* I know Mike... but before you do *looks up* I....
Thorton: *guns the #%^*$@& down*
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Nightmare roared "yeaaaaah, damn b***h, messing with my emotions like that."
shame you didn't get with the crazy Russian commando chick
Nightmare nodded "yeah, I'll get her on my next playthrough, and I'll try to get Brayko to like me more, he was cool, wish I could've atleast seen his sisters before deciding on if I should screw them."
yeah.... that was probably one of the coolest boss fights I've had in an RPG, especially the fight music.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:39 pm
Haur and Ivy watch Nightmare.
Me: Should I like.. tranq him or something?
"No, give him two hours and he'll be worn out."
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:01 pm
I wouldn't be so sure of that.... I don't think tranq darts would work, though, and he might be suspicious if you make him a drink. I think I know what to do.
*launches a gas grenade at Nightmare*
Should he remember who he is when and if he wakes up then we'll know we need to get something stronger.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:37 pm
Nightmare fanned his wings and Kung-Fu'd a coked up Russian weapons smuggler, all the while jamming out to 'Turn Up The Radio' "wasn't me."
*nodding head to fight music* best fight music in a boss battle EVER.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:57 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:05 pm
Nightmare snickered "this guy started making money by pimping his sisters at 14...... I wonder if I should put Mira to work?"
can I test drive?
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:23 pm
Alright, I'm done. I give up. I'm gonna be on a straight, narrow, and boring from now on.
So what's up with everyone?
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:01 pm
Nightmare tossed his Soundwave themed iPod into the air "Soundwave, destroy Stray until he's unbored, be sure to use only your blaster, no need to use Ravage or Laserbeak." The iPod transformed and grew to the size of a human, changing into This. "As you command, Nightmare." The Decepticon replied in a sexy monotone voice, she raised her concussion cannon and pointed the barrel at Stray, firing several rounds at his feet. ..... and now Soundwave has officially become my favorite Decepticon. Nightmare smiled "it helps to be rich in the Marvelverse and have DC's Toyman on speed dial."
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:40 pm
Ivy gasped and punched Nightmare in the arm. "Don't talk about Mira like that!" She growled at him.
me: *sits next to Stray* I shall be boring as well. ._.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:06 pm
Nightmare rubbed his arm "just a thought, Soundwave, destroy Haur until she's unbored too."
Soundwave fired shots at Haur too "as you command Lord Nightmare."
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