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 Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:19 pm
Erbors barret:cloud they''re gone we can do "it" now wink *they both pull out their game boys* Cloud:"This time there will be no interference!" Barret:"Muwahahaha!" Pokemon: domokun
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:26 pm
Cloud:*playing something on the PS2* Die stupid motor dude die!!!
Barret: Hey Cloud! What ar- *looks at the game* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! rofl His name is gaydude!
Tifa: HAHAHAHAHAH!! And look at the black one! His name is blackpeanut!
Cloud: Well.. Look at that b***h, her name is doubleD's
Cid: Hey guys? What's the game about?
Cloud: About some idiot called Cloud who has spiky blonde hair and dresses like a girl.
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:44 pm
*Cloud is seen walking down the street with his friends dressed like gothic gangsters*
Cloud: Want some pot? mad
*Cait Sith is smoking cocaine*
Cait Sith: Yo, I can smoke this s**t all day long and I'd be fine, hell, I don't have any ******** lungs! mad
Aeris: Gimmie your ******** earings you damn cat!
*Aeris grabs Cait Sith's earings pierced in his ears and pulls them out*
Cait Sith: OW, YOU ******** b***h, THAT ******** HURT!!! scream
Aeris: I'm so pretty, you're not, HA HA! blaugh
Cait Sith: WHY YOU... mad
*Cait Sith jumps on Aeris and rapes her*
*Sephiroth is seen standing at the corner wearing a bikini and holding a rubber ducky*
Cloud: Heh heh, let's go beat the crap outta Sephiroth! twisted
Yes, this is the future of FF7... lol
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:16 pm
Cid:*In Japan, then see's a poster of Cloud* The funk? Why Am I in this crap hole?
Japanese Person: CIDU!!!!*a large crowd forms, all humming the rocket launch song*
Cid: WHAT THE HALL!!!* Japanese Cid Cosplayer walks up* Get out of my way!!*begins to stab people with spear* OH NO!!! THEY CONTINUE TO ASK FOR MY ATUOGRAPH, EVEN WHEN THET'RE IMPALED!!!!! gonk I GOTTA STAB HARDER!!
Beastie Boys: *filming the hizz-oust video to Intergalatic FERKIN COOL*
Cid: RAHHH!!!*runs madly at them with his spear, most of his clothes are ripped off*
Adroc: FERK OOT MY WAY!!*pushes way with the group*
Cid: RAHH!! *run off to the horizon*
Me: Eeee....za makai? stare
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:21 pm
Cloud: Ow IT HURTS!!
Tifa: Shut UP b***h!!!
Cloud: OOOOOO!!!
Tifa: Wow that's so big!!*reels in a fish using Cloud as bait*
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:45 pm
Mako19 *Cloud is seen walking down the street with his friends dressed like gothic gangsters* Cloud: Want some pot? mad *Cait Sith is smoking cocaine* Cait Sith: Yo, I can smoke this s**t all day long and I'd be fine, hell, I don't have any ******** lungs! mad Aeris: Gimmie your ******** earings you damn cat! *Aeris grabs Cait Sith's earings pierced in his ears and pulls them out* Cait Sith: OW, YOU ******** b***h, THAT ******** HURT!!! scream Aeris: I'm so pretty, you're not, HA HA! blaugh Cait Sith: WHY YOU... mad *Cait Sith jumps on Aeris and rapes her* *Sephiroth is seen standing at the corner wearing a bikini and holding a rubber ducky* Cloud: Heh heh, let's go beat the crap outta Sephiroth! twisted Yes, this is the future of FF7... lol Well it has to be the future. It's when goths and gangsters finally apologize for insulting eachother andd collide.
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:52 pm
Cloud: Tifa, let's make babies.
It'll never happen. Don't get your hopes up.
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Deaths Apprentice generated a random number between
100 and 10000 ...
4178!
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:30 am
O_O sweatdrop
Tifa: I can pick a number for how many inches around my boobs are. wink
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:40 am
Cloud: I really miss Aeris, and I can't stop thinking about her. sad
Tifa: Don't worry, I'm sure she misses you to wherever she is now
*Meanwhile up in FF heaven, everyone is bothered by the noise*
Aeris: GALUF!!! OH GOD!! OH GOD!!! OH YEAH BABY!!! SCREW CLOUD!!! YOU FILTHY DEVIL!!!
Galuf:RAWR! domokun
Shadow: ninja
Aeris: Well hello there Ninja guy, the more the merrier. lol
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:30 am
[Satan] Cloud: I really miss Aeris, and I can't stop thinking about her. sad Tifa: Don't worry, I'm sure she misses you to wherever she is now *Meanwhile up in FF heaven, everyone is bothered by the noise* Aeris: GALUF!!! OH GOD!! OH GOD!!! OH YEAH BABY!!! SCREW CLOUD!!! YOU FILTHY DEVIL!!! Galuf:RAWR! domokun Shadow: ninja Aeris: Well hello there Ninja guy, the more the merrier. lol Cloud: WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I MISS HER!!! *rans to his room and comes out with his buster sword* Aeris here I come! *decapitates himself and goes to FF heaven and sees Aeris, Shadow and Galuf* W... What? NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Gogo: Shut up and go somewhere else! *jumps in* Tellah: Yeah! Go somewhere else! *jumps in and casts meteor to send Cloud far away*
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:59 am
Cloud: ...
Cloud: OH, I'm on the air? Sorry! xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:03 am
Cloud: Rawr! Rawr, rawr, rawr!!!! *runs around like crazy swinging his buster sword around*
Tifa: Cloud! Stop!
Cloud: *passes next to Tifa*
Tifa: Phew, thank god he didn't hi- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *got her boobz chopped off* WWWAAAAAHHH!! *runs into the bahtroom*
Yuffie: Cloud! Look what you did to poor Tifa! You know how long it took her to get enough gil for the implants?
Cloud: *stops* WTF? I've been squeezing implants!! *faints*
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Mako19 generated a random number between
1 and 10000000 ...
7850649!
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:30 am
*Sephiroth goes back to school*
Sephiroth: Whatever, bring on the paper work... stare
Teacher: Okay class, we're gonna review what 1 + 1 is! biggrin
Sephiroth: Oh my god... mad
Teacher: Sephiroth, please get out your pencil!
Sephiroth: ...*gets out a pencil* ********... stare
Teacher: Go stand in the corner! mad
*Sephiroth pulls out the Masamune*
Teacher: SEPHIROTH, WEAPONS IN SCHOOL ARE NOT TOLERATED! scream
Sephiroth: DIE b***h!! scream
*Sephiroth kills her*
Students: eek
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:23 am
Sen_Strife [Satan] Cloud: I really miss Aeris, and I can't stop thinking about her. sad Tifa: Don't worry, I'm sure she misses you to wherever she is now *Meanwhile up in FF heaven, everyone is bothered by the noise* Aeris: GALUF!!! OH GOD!! OH GOD!!! OH YEAH BABY!!! SCREW CLOUD!!! YOU FILTHY DEVIL!!! Galuf:RAWR! domokun Shadow: ninja Aeris: Well hello there Ninja guy, the more the merrier. lol Cloud: WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I MISS HER!!! *rans to his room and comes out with his buster sword* Aeris here I come! *decapitates himself and goes to FF heaven and sees Aeris, Shadow and Galuf* W... What? NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Gogo: Shut up and go somewhere else! *jumps in* Tellah: Yeah! Go somewhere else! *jumps in and casts meteor to send Cloud far away* Gogo never died... confused
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