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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:10 am


His Name - Ertai Vexic

I give myself plently of ways to be defeated or killed in my fights. The one example you have of me "throwing galaxies" at people is most likely my fight with Gelmax, there is back history there, mind that. I use length and detail because that is my style. I am no 10 year old ******** who defeats himself.


There is nothing wrong with length and detail, there IS something wrong with faulty detail, redundant detail, repeated detail, and conflicting detail. When those are consistent, your length privilege is revoked.

His Name - Ertai Vexic

What the ******** are you talking about? If this is melee related I use reaction based fighting, which is what you should be doing. Not your petty comic book style of bullshit. Everything I do in my fight is well thought out.


Comic book style? And yes, so well thought out, you often tend to debunk and defeat your own attacks before your own post even wraps up- you're a strategic mastermind brah.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
I didnt do that, clearly you didnt read it.


You did. You even admitted you did and said you'd go fix it.

His Name - Ertai Vexic

You're funny.


I know. I wake up every day laughing at myself. I was born that way really. It's what makes me a.. [light shrug.] .. winner. Hey.

Some of us are destined as such. Some are destined as cosmic butt-monkies, it's all in the roll.


His Name - Ertai Vexic


Don't you have children? And you're threatening sex upon a 19 year old of your own sex, for shame.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
Just making sure you get it, you seem a little dense and hard of reading. Funny how I am seen as the biggest a** yet I throw dirt on no ones name to that extent. Charming really.


Hard of.. reading. I had to ironically rub my eyes a few times to make sure that bit was real, +10.

I don't need to throw dirt on your "name," it's already moldy and covered in toe cheese mixed with stale c**.


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I do not have many giant paragraph posts and if I do use them it is an effective tool, causing people to miss details and important events in my posts, thus increasing my edge to win.


You do. Always. You don't use them effectively. Always. I already told you why using length in that manner is so terrible, it's an instant indicator you're on par with the "Naruto RP in a Forest!!" f**-children in Barton Town. Pick up the pace Ertai.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
Size nine looks good to my eyes that is why I post it. Oh yeah and it makes you look better, why don't you get off that fagget 11 and come down to size.


You don't need to make it better for your eyes though, because you wrote it. You already know what you wrote- ..you.. in fact were the one writing it. It needs to be presentable for others because they do need to read it in order to understand the information you're sharing, it's.. a strange but true premise really, even size 10 is painful on resolutions above 1024x728 which is why I bumped it a size.

I don't wish eye-rape onto my opponents, because I rely on what I do IC to win me matches, not hoping they miss details due to an ocean of useless text and eye-rape. It really is what I do.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
I have no clue who you are so, that says enough. Get off my d**k.


If Geoffrey Leonard, a man far more famous than I am, told me he wasn't aware of me - that wouldn't really shake me much because his publicity doesn't change the fact he's known for being a "proud" child molester.

Likewise, you don't need to know me for you to be my personal butt-monkey and walking example of poor roleplay habits.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
All that matters is that I won.


You've never won, Ertai. Never, I mean against the other semen in your mother's womb down to against the guy ahead of you in the drive-through at McDonalds, your victories are all imaginary.

"HUHRRR I PISSED MY OPPONENT OFF ENOUGH THEY REALIZED I'M A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY, I WIN! biggrin "
Good job, dumbass!


His Name - Ertai Vexic
I repeat details because details are changing, thus giving my opposition the greater chance to get the full picture. I never get myself stuck. I know what I am writing, it's not my fault you're too ******** dumb to get it.

The devil is in the details, an inch can cost you the game.


I agree with you. I do. I've been told what I write once I get into the meat of a roleplay is too lengthy, wordy, etc. before and I do usually tend to ignore those complaints because what I write is usually applicable at the end of the day. But it's applicable because it's relevant, not because it's long and therefore the hidden truth must be combed through some 20x and beyond to find.

Proper detail is as important as detail in general.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
Sure it is, you wouldnt last where I come from. Simple as that.


Oh please, I'd s**t on their sandwiches and when I'm done crushing them all, troll photos of my d**k. And I mean that literally. I've done it. Crush some egotistical faggots in contest and then sent them photos of my d**k Photoshopped into weapons I mean. Humors me.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
Yet again you still have no clue what it is you're talking about, I came to Gaia to teach and fight that is it. Everyone got their little asses kicked by me and have always had it out for me. I ram my way, the right way, T1 down peoples throats.


Don't.. ever teach, please. Please.

For the love of all that is good and right with the world, don't do that. I know I'm flawed in several areas which is why I wouldn't dare be egotistical enough to try and "instruct" someone in the art, you however are such a mess that the fact you'd spread what you know as a mastered art scares me so badly, I'd consider the written word dead if it caught on.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
You know nothing of me. You only know stories from the losing side. Oh and you're all friends here, circle jerking with your little giggle fits and faggish humor.

If I spell something wrong than so be it, I live with it and move on. You need spell check?


I've seen you roleplay. A lot. Opinions mean nothing when faced with the base content.

I'm "friends" with a few people here, not with others. But see, you seem to not understand you don't have to be brothers in arms who know one another down to the pimple sizes on your asscheeks in order to not be an a** to people. Surprisingly, wagging your d**k in a man's face because they were in front of you taking a particularly long drink at the water fountain doesn't get you very far.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
Ok kiddo, point out everything I did wrong and tell me, you tell me how to do it right. Lets see what you know.

Or are you just pissing on my post because you don't like it?


Already been done by a 15 year old version of myself. I don't hate myself enough to seriously try and chronicle all of your mistakes, because even if I did it in a very kind manner, you'd scoff and do every mistake 10x worse the next day. You're unreachable because you believe you're already at some imaginary peak most folks here have long ago gone far higher than.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
Ok? Where do you not understand I have not been here? Hell you have it quoted right there.


Timestamps.

Timestamps.

They tell you the time and date. Timestamps.



His Name - Ertai Vexic
Yet again you do not know me, my character or his back story. So please explain to me my fundamental flaws. I'm sorry I don't watch enough anime, play enough video games and pokemon cards. I read, I write and I create.


You read 2/3rds of what you see and process 1/2 of that, you write drivel, and you create headaches.

You're welcome.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
Yeah, people seem to forget.


Been addressed.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
Nope, it is what it is, my post, my style and everything is air tight and correct.


Nope.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
Beating a dead horse but... You don't know me.


YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Granted, knowing me has nothing to do with evaluating my product in this case, but YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I'M A VERY DEEP INDIVIDUAL.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
My characters attitude is a mere reflection of his story, and it is not a limp noodle. What the ******** is your character? A knock off cliche? Just some run of the mill tough guy in jeans? Oh maybe a furry jedi or something too odd to be worth noting. Go on humor me.


Odd = bad, clever logic!

Regardless, he is a limp noodle. Bland, uninteresting, only attention grabbing when he's done something extraordinarily retarded and even then, he's only gotten that attention similar to how a train-wreck does.

You can [and have had access to] the GTB to see my character. Whether my character was drivel or the bestest most super kickass gangster character ever devised, you'd still try to (poorly) stereotype him and then bash him as a fire-versus-cannon defense. It doesn't change the fact your character has and by your attitude, always will be broken to the umpteenth degree.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
:Yawn: Are you done?


Nahw. I'm bored, not to mention I don't give up easy. You can't outlast me on bullshit. People've tried. They failed.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
Ok...


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His Name - Ertai Vexic
Do you think college means anything to me? Do you think anything you say means a damn thing? All I am doing and all you are trying to do is bullshit and try to ******** with each other. You seem to just know less.


Nahw, I was just correcting you. You kept throwing around "high school ********" when referring to me, it'd be a "college ********" because I presume you're going off educational facility + irrelevant profane word insults, I thought I'd help you out.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
Hurr hurr lets break it down more.


I already did. Enjoy.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
Right...


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His Name - Ertai Vexic
Any remark such as you made will be deemed hostile. Especially since it was behind my back.

I talk about no one like that. If I have a problem I will tell you via PM or infront of you. Putting me up on blast like that gets me pissed. Wouldnt you feel the same way? Don't lie.


Behind your back? You'd just posted. You were still online. How was it behind your back in a public guild you'd just posted in, I was fairly hoping you'd read what I wrote.

I do talk about people like that. Those with any sense'll realize I'm ******** with them. Those without, I cease to kid with (as much) and begin poking and prodding for funny responses. You've failed to disappoint, might I add.

When people point me out on things, I respond back. A few times, I've gotten hot-headed, but I can always claim I eventually tried to sort it the proper way [unless it got so absurd it wasn't salvageable, then I just spam Schwarz Bruder photos.] You can't say the same, I don't believe. Someone can tell you that you're a simpleton because the sky is green, and with how you behave, you'd argue the sky is red just for the sake of getting back at them.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
Ok thats nice with your characters all in all, but I dont just use planar psionics and meta and quantumn physics. I use melee, martial arts, magics, guns, everything. Yet you have never seen me do so, and you still try to beat it into me that I do some fu fu ******** you.


Jack of all Trades, master of _________ ? In this case, managing mediocrity isn't even possible though, how sad.

Quit threatening sex on me or I'll report you. The Gaia moderators here are angsty and twitchy on Mouse1, believe me. I got banned for badmouthing Sonic the Hedgehog.


His Name - Ertai Vexic


YOU MAD!

His Name - Ertai Vexic
I have been out for too long, I don't have the time or energy anymore to do what I did years ago. I just like to watch and give my opinion, but it is the same garbage in every tournament. Like the ******** HoH, that is a mockery and a bunch of bullshit just like this has turned out to be.

I just want to do character story right now in life, a spar here and there. That is it.


In short: you want to claim you're superior, yet in the same breath say you're too lazy to put your best effort in. "I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU, I JUST can't prove it because my p***s doesn't get up as good as it used to D:"

Don't patronize us. You're superior to HoH, GTB, etc. in the way Gabby Jay is superior to Mr. Sandman.


His Name - Ertai Vexic
Judges do nothing but claim false glory.

The two fighters should battle it out until it is clear who is the winner. They know it, we know it. Simple as that.


Doesn't work. Like I said, they perceive things differently, egos clash, arguments commence, they view a core detail in two different ways - there needs to be an "official" view and an "official" result, not a result from Fighter A or Fighter B's perspective, and to that end, a judge is necessary.

Trust me. I don't care for admitting it, but it's sadly true. I'd far prefer full length fights reaching their natural conclusion with no "judges" needed, but based on the above, it's just not practical without them.


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So am I


Not as much as I am.

His Name - Ertai Vexic
It is the truth, and I don't want or need friends.


Again. Didn't say they needed to be your friends. You don't need to be a guy's friend to not shove him in a mud puddle to jump into the bus before it takes off ahead of him. Respect =/= deep friendship =/= admiration, "RESPECT IS SOMETHING YOU EARN" mentality is bad when people take it to an extreme and disrespect folks until they "earn" your imaginary coveted approval.

Pro-tip: they don't.


His Name - Ertai Vexic


QUIT IT, LEAVE MY BUM ALONE, it's so tender~ ;---;

Wait, that's right, I don't enjoy other men's penises. Strike that,

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HYDRO STORM!!


His Name - Ertai Vexic
Ok...


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:15 am


I would love one.

I just popped several pills so I won't be posting for the rest of the night, but if you want a spar then I'm game.

I'm going to stay on the safe side, however and suggest that we keep it hand-to-hand. You can win at anything so it shouldn't be a problem and this way I won't have to worry too much about my character being underpowered.

I do hope you understand in that regard...

Yeah, shoot me a Pm on the first (tomorrow will be put towards heading back to Canada) and we'll get something going. It'll be a little stop and go what with the whole talking to real people that I haven't seen since I left on vacation, but it'll still happen.

As a matter of fact I think that a strict hand-to-hand is exactly what I need. Powers get too boring before too long.

We can have it wherever.

Sound good?

Reach


His Name - Ertai Vexic

PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:26 am




That would be fine, tomorrow.

I can do hand to hand just fine.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:29 am


Oops. Pills must already be shitting on my head...

Tomorrow is the day that I go back to Alberta. Late.

Day after though, I would be able to sit down and have a hand-to-hand fight with you.

And since we've never interacted Ic before... how big is your character? I tend to go towards more average folk, but if you're using a seven foot behemoth then I might reconsider my decision of which character to use xP

Reach


His Name - Ertai Vexic

PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:31 am


Reach
Oops. Pills must already be shitting on my head...

Tomorrow is the day that I go back to Alberta. Late.

Day after though, I would be able to sit down and have a hand-to-hand fight with you.

And since we've never interacted Ic before... how big is your character? I tend to go towards more average folk, but if you're using a seven foot behemoth then I might reconsider my decision of which character to use xP


Ertai is 6'5'' 220
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:32 am


His Name - Ertai Vexic
Ertai is 6'5'' 220


And aaaaaall lover.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:34 am


Vince'd s**t on Ertai.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:34 am


Sounds good.

My char's are all in the 6' to 6'3" range.

I don't see any problems coming about.

Now.

If we're all ready for me to ride my pain killer and beer high I think tht=at I will watch a little ZP and then skip off to sleep!

Have a good night, y'all!

Reach


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:37 am


Get to feeling better Reach, later man. Reminds me I need to catch up on Zero Punctuation.

Damned Dr. Pepper was a mistake. 3:37, them's the bad times.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:41 am




Well if it even matters to you, Ertai no longer has powers.


His Name - Ertai Vexic


Reach

PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:43 am


Feeling better?

You mean my leg?

HA!

I'm on vacation. Broken bones can go diddle their nephews for all that I care. I am Man and Man is Powerful.

Thank you either way though.

(Watching ZP doesn't mean leaving apparently... Apparently it actually means watch a shot-ton and catch up on Gaia in between episodes confused )
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:44 am


Regardless, Vince may be a dragon, but he can fight in a human form. He'd STILL ******** Ertai up.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:50 am


Roen would ******** Vincent up.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:55 am


And:

I Would ******** Your Mother!



[/Win]

Reach


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:55 am


Omi would point and laugh at Roen until Roen either walked away or got angry. Then I dunno what would happen. Probably something awesome.

Incidentally, I know I'm beating a dead horse here Ertai, but..

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/barton-town/one-x-one-lit-longterm-search/t.51126905_22/#22

.. really?

Really? Cool he's "powerless" currently, but really?
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