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 Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:43 am
onishi-kuri Cloud: Look the it's Aeris, HI AERIS!! Aeris: *on the alter, wispering* Cloud, shut up, rescue me, Sephiroth wi-- Cloud: *shouting* SEPHIROTH!!! WHERE?!?! Aeris: Cloouud!*remebers* Sephiroth: Ok, so you just wait there, then I go to kill Cloud, Noone gets hurt but Cloud, kay? blaugh Aeris:Arighty blaugh Cloud might be tough you know blaugh Sephiroth: Yey, I won't even need to tie up up, just look like you sad! blaugh Aeris: Okay blaugh *memory ends* Aeris: *shuts up* Cloud: Gets near her. *starts trying to kill Aeris* Aeris: AHHH!!! Sephiroth: I'll SAVE YOU FROM MOTHER!!!! *jumps down, sword goes through Aeris* Oh crap, OH CRAP!! Cloud: What did you DO?!? Sephiroth: I was tying to kill you, but then my mother thought it would be funny for you to hurt Aeris, I jumped down to save her, then well, It was an accident!*runs away* Cloud:.... *after Jenova battle* *Vinecent walks to Aeris, kisses her on the forehead, leaves* Tifa:*Walks up* Aeris: Tif, *COUGH* I know we never got along, but-- Tifa: PUNCH!! *punches Aeris* ~later~ Doctor: Well, the tests show Aeris died from a punch from a hand that also was punching Jehova Tifa: It's Cloud's fault. Cloud: *arrested* gonk Cloud:*While in jail, plays the harmonica* Tifa:*Comes to visit* Cloud:"Tifa thank god your here!" Tifa:"I was the one that ratted you out you jackass!" Cloud:*lowers his vision from her face* "Yea but you're still hot!" Tifa:*Punches Cloud in the face* Cloud:"Aha so it was you that killed Aeris!" Tifa:"Uh....um...well actually...."*continually punches Cloud until he dies and then books it out of jail*
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:57 am
Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: Okay here''s the plan''s guys. *three hours later* Yuffie: ninja Cloud: *trips and falls landing on Sephiroth''s back* Sephiroth: O_O;; GET OFFA ME MAN YOU WEIGH A TON!!! gonk Yuffie: ninja Cloud: I''m sooooooo so sooooooo sorrry.... *gets up and lifts Sephiroth up* Sephiroth: That''s alright. So, are we alone? Yuffie: ninja Cloud: I think so... Yuffie: ninja Sephiroth: Well, wanna duel? One on One, mono eh mono..... Yuffie: ninja *pulls out video recorder* twisted Dude, have you seen the flashplayer movie where FF7, 8 and X characters are at Balamb Garden? Sephiroth has a walkman and he is yelled at by Quistis.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:24 am
onishi-kuri Cloud: Look the it's Aeris, HI AERIS!! Aeris: *on the alter, wispering* Cloud, shut up, rescue me, Sephiroth wi-- Cloud: *shouting* SEPHIROTH!!! WHERE?!?! Aeris: Cloouud!*remebers* Sephiroth: Ok, so you just wait there, then I go to kill Cloud, Noone gets hurt but Cloud, kay? blaugh Aeris:Arighty blaugh Cloud might be tough you know blaugh Sephiroth: Yey, I won't even need to tie up up, just look like you sad! blaugh Aeris: Okay blaugh *memory ends* Aeris: *shuts up* Cloud: Gets near her. *starts trying to kill Aeris* Aeris: AHHH!!! Sephiroth: I'll SAVE YOU FROM MOTHER!!!! *jumps down, sword goes through Aeris* Oh crap, OH CRAP!! Cloud: What did you DO?!? Sephiroth: I was tying to kill you, but then my mother thought it would be funny for you to hurt Aeris, I jumped down to save her, then well, It was an accident!*runs away* Cloud:.... *after Jenova battle* *Vinecent walks to Aeris, kisses her on the forehead, leaves* Tifa:*Walks up* Aeris: Tif, *COUGH* I know we never got along, but-- Tifa: PUNCH!! *punches Aeris* ~later~ Doctor: Well, the tests show Aeris died from a punch from a hand that also was punching Jehova Tifa: It's Cloud's fault. Cloud: *arrested* gonk Vincent: Cloud was arrested... YAY!!! *goes off to Tifa's crushed bar and gets pissed drunk* Barret: Uhhh... Hey Tifa? How come there is still booze if everything was crushed? Tifa: Because I used Aeris to save everything... She got a bad hit on the head and didn't rememeber it! Red XIII: Niiiiiiceeeeee... Voice: Yes nice... Yuffie: Huh! Who's there Rufus: It's me and the turks and a big a** robot Big a** robot: *crushes an undestructible beer bottle easily* Barret: NOOOO!!! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BEER!! *goes into limit break and uses his level 5 limit break ( xd ): Beer shot* *stuffs lots of beers inside his machine gun, shakes it a hell of a lot more than necessary to make a nuclear explosion and shoots a big a** beam of beer at the robot, destroying him* Big a** robot: B...ee...rrrrrrrrr *deactivates*
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:33 pm
Vincent: I want to join the turks
Cid: I hate flying ships
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:10 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Cloud: Look the it's Aeris, HI AERIS!! Aeris: *on the alter, wispering* Cloud, shut up, rescue me, Sephiroth wi-- Cloud: *shouting* SEPHIROTH!!! WHERE?!?! Aeris: Cloouud!*remebers* Sephiroth: Ok, so you just wait there, then I go to kill Cloud, Noone gets hurt but Cloud, kay? blaugh Aeris:Arighty blaugh Cloud might be tough you know blaugh Sephiroth: Yey, I won't even need to tie up up, just look like you sad! blaugh Aeris: Okay blaugh *memory ends* Aeris: *shuts up* Cloud: Gets near her. *starts trying to kill Aeris* Aeris: AHHH!!! Sephiroth: I'll SAVE YOU FROM MOTHER!!!! *jumps down, sword goes through Aeris* Oh crap, OH CRAP!! Cloud: What did you DO?!? Sephiroth: I was tying to kill you, but then my mother thought it would be funny for you to hurt Aeris, I jumped down to save her, then well, It was an accident!*runs away* Cloud:.... *after Jenova battle* *Vinecent walks to Aeris, kisses her on the forehead, leaves* Tifa:*Walks up* Aeris: Tif, *COUGH* I know we never got along, but-- Tifa: PUNCH!! *punches Aeris* ~later~ Doctor: Well, the tests show Aeris died from a punch from a hand that also was punching Jehova Tifa: It's Cloud's fault. Cloud: *arrested* gonk Vincent: Cloud was arrested... YAY!!! *goes off to Tifa's crushed bar and gets pissed drunk* Barret: Uhhh... Hey Tifa? How come there is still booze if everything was crushed? Tifa: Because I used Aeris to save everything... She got a bad hit on the head and didn't rememeber it! Red XIII: Niiiiiiceeeeee... Voice: Yes nice... Yuffie: Huh! Who's there Rufus: It's me and the turks and a big a** robot Big a** robot: *crushes an undestructible beer bottle easily* Barret: NOOOO!!! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BEER!! *goes into limit break and uses his level 5 limit break ( xd ): Beer shot* *stuffs lots of beers inside his machine gun, shakes it a hell of a lot more than necessary to make a nuclear explosion and shoots a big a** beam of beer at the robot, destroying him* Big a** robot: B...ee...rrrrrrrrr *deactivates* Random Narrator Voice of not Sen's Choosing: And so it began, BEER WARS!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:12 pm
Cloud: La la la la... *goes inside his and Tifa's room* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Vincent: Errr... Why the hell is Cloud screaming... *peeks inside the room* AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Barret: Huh? *peeks* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Cait Sith: What's up? *peeks* AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Red XIII: What's going on? *peeks* Oh hey girls! Can I join you?
Tifa's voice: *coming from isnide the room* Yeah sure.
*Yuffie, Aeris and Tifa are playing twister*
Yuffie: Why are the guys wearing those weird glasses?
Aeris: I've no idea...
Red XIII: Shut up and play!
*Cloud, Vincent, Cait Sith and Barret are seeing something becuase of those glasses they're wearing* ninja
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:48 pm
Sen_Strife Cloud: La la la la... *goes inside his and Tifa's room* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Vincent: Errr... Why the hell is Cloud screaming... *peeks inside the room* AHHHHHHHHH!!! Barret: Huh? *peeks* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Cait Sith: What's up? *peeks* AHHHHHHHHH!!! Red XIII: What's going on? *peeks* Oh hey girls! Can I join you? Tifa's voice: *coming from isnide the room* Yeah sure. *Yuffie, Aeris and Tifa are playing twister* Yuffie: Why are the guys wearing those weird glasses? Aeris: I've no idea... Red XIII: Shut up and play! *Cloud, Vincent, Cait Sith and Barret are seeing something becuase of those glasses they're wearing* ninja Vincent:"...." Cloud:"....." Barret:"...." Cait Sith:"...." Moogle:".....hot damn!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:01 am
Tifa: I don't wanna know.
Cloud: Please Tifa, I want to tell you how I feel!
Tifa: I don't wanna know!
Cloud: Please?!
Tifa: FINE! *turns to face Cloud*
Cloud: domokun
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:24 am
Cloud: *in the highwind* Hey you useless pilot! Get us above Midgar and try to keep the airship steady this time! We lost Cait Sith last time!
Pilot: Aye, aye sir! *pilots above Midgar*
Yuffie: Geronimoooo!! *jumps* Yahoooo!!! Here I come Hojo!! *misses the building and gets stabbed right through by a pointy rock in the sector 7 slums*
Cloud: PILOT!!!!!! scream scream
Pilot: Ahhh! *runs away and hides in the chocobo room*
Cloud: Come out!!!
Red XIII: Errrr... Cloud? Who's gonna pilot the ship now? Cid is still in the hospital from that time you cut him really bad...
Cloud: Well that's his fault for stealing my peanuts!!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:01 am
Cloud: Nanaki, am I your father?
Nanaki: BULL#&%(
Cloud: Nanaki, this is a yes or no question.
Nanaki: BULL@&#$
Cloud: Now Nanaki, calm down. You don't have to be this way.
Nanaki: BULL@#%^
Cloud: Yo Nanaki!! That's not in the script!
Nanaki: BULL@#%^
Cloud: I'm gonna kill you!
Nanaki: BULL@#$^
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:46 pm
Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Nanaki, am I your father? Nanaki: BULL#&%( Cloud: Nanaki, this is a yes or no question. Nanaki: BULL@&#$ Cloud: Now Nanaki, calm down. You don't have to be this way. Nanaki: BULL@#%^ Cloud: Yo Nanaki!! That's not in the script! Nanaki: BULL@#%^ Cloud: I'm gonna kill you! Nanaki: BULL@#$^ Cloud: THAT'S IT!! *pulls out Buster Sword and cuts of Nanaki's head* Nanaki: BULL@#$^ Cloud: SHUT THE ******** UP! *cuts open his throath and rips off his vocal cords* Nanaki: *mumble* Vocal cords: BULL@#$^ Cloud: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! *jumps off the Midgar Super Highway* Vocal cords: BULL@#$^ Zombie Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *uses a phoenix down on self and dies* Vocal cords: BULL@#$^ Zombie Zombie Cloud: RARGGHHHHH!! *rips off his hair and pushes the blow up the world button*
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:08 pm
*Vincent and Barret using a link Cable on their gameboys playing Pokemon*
Vincent: I'll trade you my Rayquaza for your Jigglypuff
Barret: Are you F***ing serious?
Vincent: Hell yeah, he's my favorite Pokemon.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:34 pm
s0ul caper~ *Vincent and Barret using a link Cable on their gameboys playing Pokemon* Vincent: I''ll trade you my Rayquaza for your Jigglypuff Barret: Are you F***ing serious? Vincent: Hell yeah, he''s my favorite Pokemon. Barret: Ok! *starts trade* *half an hour later* Vincent: Wow... What a slow trade... Barret: Yeah well your crappy game boy is to blame... Sephiroth: Rawr, rawr, rawr!!! *runs around swinging his sword around and accidentally cuts th wire, messing up the trade and the two pokemon dissappear* Vincent & Barret: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream scream scream
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:15 am
Cloud: All your base
Aeris: Your base
Sephiroth: Base, base
Cloud Aeris and Sephiroth: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Cid: What happened?
Nanaki: Someone set us up the bomb.
Yuffie: We get signal!
Cloud: Main screen turn on!
Barret: It's you!
Reno: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us!
Cloud: What you say!?
Reno: You have no time to survive make your time!
Reno: Ha ha ha ha...
Cait Sith: What's up guys!?
Reno: DOH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Cloud: I thought you tried out for the part in Cinderella?
Cait Sith: Yeah, um...I got kicked out...LOL
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:44 am
*FF7 characters get their own Gaia accounts*
Cloud: Oh wow, look at this guys:
Welcome Cloud , your Gaia Gold: 1295844
Cloud: MAN, I've got a LOT of fans who donated to me!
Aeris: Darn it, I don't have as many fans!
Welcome Aeris , your Gaia Gold: 5434
Cid: heh heh heh...
Welcome Cid , your Gaia Gold: 38484
Cid: I'm using all that to buy CIGS!!!
Sephiroth: YEAH, I'M POPULAR, OH YEAH!!
Welcome Mako19 , your Gaia Gold: 484589
Cait Sith: ...don't say anything...
Welcome Cait Sith , your Gaia Gold: 2
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