Mr. Crawley
It's just that to get some of these softies to do anything I gotta come in their house and WRECK UP THE PLACE!
*takes all the toilet tissue off the roll and flushes it down the toilet... clogging it*
AHAHAHA!
*takes all the toilet tissue off the roll and flushes it down the toilet... clogging it*
AHAHAHA!
Beat ya to it already.
themightyjello
He'd move from office to office messing up the place for the next few minutes; knocking over items on the desks, spilling stale coffee on computer keyboards, bending paperclips backwards, chewing on pens, breaking the tips off of pencils! How diabolical.
...that was what they were hired for, after all. Making a mess of the place, like a mafia goon breaking a store window because they didn't pay their protection money.
There was a quick stop in the break room, where he put a fork in the microwave, unplugged the refrigerated vending machine, and stole a lunch marked 'Susan' out of the employee fridge.
Ooh, tuna salad.
...that was what they were hired for, after all. Making a mess of the place, like a mafia goon breaking a store window because they didn't pay their protection money.
There was a quick stop in the break room, where he put a fork in the microwave, unplugged the refrigerated vending machine, and stole a lunch marked 'Susan' out of the employee fridge.
Ooh, tuna salad.
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