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 Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:53 pm
I actually have to go poop now.
You may wait for an update...
[/Update]:
Alright, it was a two-piecer, but still took the amount of time for me to finish a page in my book (Apathy and Other Small Victories). It was pretty much odorless and only took two paper squares to wipe. It sunk and slid down the drain through its own will before coiling on the second leg.
It was healthy.
I named it Roger.
Then I flushed it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:03 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:04 pm
Reach I actually have to go poop now. You may wait for an update... [/Update]: Alright, it was a two-piecer, but still took the amount of time for me to finish a page in my book (Apathy and Other Small Victories). It was pretty much odorless and only took two paper squares to wipe. It sunk and slid down the drain through its own will before coiling on the second leg. It was healthy. I named it Roger. Then I flushed it. I would have called it The Negotiator. But that's just me.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:08 pm
I don't know... Negotiator seems like the name of a poop that you had to make a deal with god to survive.
I like Roger.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:06 am
Kaz, I blame you for suggesting it.
I really didn't need to get on a personal level with anyone else's bowel movements. @_@
[/sick]
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:15 am
Hael started it.
I commented, but using a story of my own, to which he responded, after which I had a query. From there Kaz made a note of the evolution of the thread and I continued with the train of thought.
What was your last poop's name?
Coming up next:
Everyone's very best Poop Joke!
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:19 am
My diet likely is culprit, but until I'm the one buying all groceries abound, I'm stuck eating.. well..
..whatever strange s**t gets rammed down my throat.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:19 am
When I start caring about my stool enough to name them, Reach, I'll let you know.
Somehow, a line from Monster's Inc. comes to mind.
"Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!"
Are we having a funeral for Roger? Seeing how he drowned, and all. Give him a Navy burial, for being lost at sea.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:21 am
Naw. He's like the goldfish that you flush.
He was cool while you had him, but once he's gone you don't cry; You just get another.
wink
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:21 am
The Haelstrom Fist My diet likely is culprit, but until I'm the one buying all groceries abound, I'm stuck eating.. well..
..whatever strange s**t gets rammed down my throat.
[/insert d**k joke here]
Yeah.
I'll ram my d**k down your throa-- oh, wait a minute. I believe I'm ill-equipped for this job. ._.
*proceeds to force-feed Omi Reach's d**k instead*
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:23 am
Nora, you're 10 seconds away from getting force-fed Justice.
In the best way possible.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:37 am
No more snake-rape.
I promise I'll be a good girl... *sniffle* ._.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:22 am
Hokay.
Acquisition of items checklist:
Soap.
Clock.
Blanket.
Bedsheets.
Shoe for replacing old shoe.
Detergent.
Emergency Rations of minute maid lemonade and Gatorade.
Clothings.
Bus pass.
Playboy.
Adult magazines.
Checklist for college courses.
Checklist for reading over rules and guidelines for apartment housing.
Camera.
Books.
Books for college.
Books for personal pleasureleisure.
...
.....
And that concludes the first day.
Now to get all this pent-up energy released somewhere...Dx
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:36 am
Alrighty. Time to get the next round underway. Preparations start!
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:39 am
Wait...why so many people being absent in the Notice of Absence thread? gonk
Alrighty. Time to poll this. Should I postpone the start till Friday to give people a chance to come in and try to have some time to post for fights, start it today, or start it today, but make the limit of this round extend up to 20 days?
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