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 Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:30 pm
Disneyland! gonk
I just got to Cali today!
[/Offlinetosulk]
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:59 pm
I want to strangle and do multiple atrocities to someone in more ways than one so much right now...
D8<
The flight - my god, the flight was utterly HORRIFYING.
Dx
The last thing I needed while I was utterly trying to get some sleep for the 16 hour journey was waking up once - hearing James Kirk in the movie Star Trek shouting DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT for the next few seconds;
Going back to sleep in utter distaste, and then waking up to notice that the movie playing on the flight screen two hours later was the ******** DRAGONBALL ******** god.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:15 pm
Ultimate buttmonkey.
Existing in a state of perpetual suffering which is hilarious to everybody else.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:40 pm
Well, if this keeps up Damon, then this Ultimate Buttmonkey phenomenon would eventually turn into a Deux angst Machina.
D8<
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:41 pm
>> Man, One day Snow is going to snap, and we're all going to be screwed.
He's going to go Columbine on our asses, and he's going to make home-made grenades that work.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:09 pm
lol, making grenades and lobbing them at the internet.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:23 pm
Where's the internet located?
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:52 pm
In a series of tubes, of course.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:49 pm
Actually.. there's a giant steel container where a back-up of the entire internet is stored in an army base in Texas somewhere.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:02 pm
So folks, good story:
I took a massive s**t, unbroken, and it destroyed my toilet. Trying the hot water / liquid soap trick as a last resort prior to getting an auger.
Update: worked. Liquid soap/boiling water for the win.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:10 pm
It's been a while since I've ran into an unbroken poop of doom.
Though my friends still blame me for their clogged toilet from one of the mornings after a party.
Assholes.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:27 pm
Reminds me-
You see, good bit of my family has an apparently high metabolism and a hyper-reactive digestive system, long story short: things're knocked out quick.
Well, once in this old trailer I used to live in while some friends were over, I took a s**t so massive, it absolutely destroyed the toilet. I mean, when my friends came by to behold this destructive force, my cousin stated and I quote: "WHAT THE ******** IS THAT- a s**t leviathan? How does THAT come out of someone's body?"
Well, I shifted the blame to my friend dubbed [with the misspelling] "Porterican," who conveniently was sick that day and had eaten many tacos. He couldn't quite tell if he had done it or not.
That was my last massive s**t that could probably kill an adult male if dropped on them off a bridge- and now, I've done it again. Only this time, armed with Google, I've discovered boiling hot water and liquid dish soap whoops a** on declogging.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:34 pm
Tried varying your diet?
Because that seems like it would help...
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:42 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:50 pm
The progression of waiting:
Silent thread --> Chatting --> Bitching about judging time --> Argue-fests --> Talking about feces.
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