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 Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:56 pm
Sayneveralways Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don''t I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword* Yuffie: *gets a violent hit from the buster sword* Now squishy! Behave yourself! *pokes Cloud hard with her shuriken* Cloud: You poked me!! WWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! cry cry *runs away* Yuffie: No!! Squishy come back!!! Waaaaahhhhh!!! crying crying crying *drinks like hell* Vincent: *wakes up and looks at chibi tifa* Yay! *huggles her* Tifa:"No, not with me!" *Climbs inside Yuffie''s head* Yuffie:"Hey what are you- HEY, stop th- AGHHH!!!" Tifa:*Is poking Yuffie''s brain with a stick.* "Die!" Yuffie:"AGHHHH" *brain explodes* Tifa:*Climbs out of head covered in brain gooze, dives inside an oversized Jack Daniels bottle* "I''m getting pissed drunk." Barret: *grabs the bottle Tifa is in* Hehhe... *drinks some* Vincent: **passed otu again, snores and his gun goes off again. Breaks the bottle, hitting Tifa before she gets swallowed* zzzzzzz Barret: Why you...!!! *shoots him multiple times* Vincent future grave: *a day after Vincent''s death* Vincent Valentine Died a peaceful death... Becuase of getting pissed drunk and passing out!
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:35 pm
Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don''t I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword* Yuffie: *gets a violent hit from the buster sword* Now squishy! Behave yourself! *pokes Cloud hard with her shuriken* Cloud: You poked me!! WWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! cry cry *runs away* Yuffie: No!! Squishy come back!!! Waaaaahhhhh!!! crying crying crying *drinks like hell* Vincent: *wakes up and looks at chibi tifa* Yay! *huggles her* Tifa:"No, not with me!" *Climbs inside Yuffie''s head* Yuffie:"Hey what are you- HEY, stop th- AGHHH!!!" Tifa:*Is poking Yuffie''s brain with a stick.* "Die!" Yuffie:"AGHHHH" *brain explodes* Tifa:*Climbs out of head covered in brain gooze, dives inside an oversized Jack Daniels bottle* "I''m getting pissed drunk." Barret: *grabs the bottle Tifa is in* Hehhe... *drinks some* Vincent: **passed otu again, snores and his gun goes off again. Breaks the bottle, hitting Tifa before she gets swallowed* zzzzzzz Barret: Why you...!!! *shoots him multiple times* Vincent future grave: *a day after Vincent''s death* Vincent Valentine Died a peaceful death... Becuase of getting pissed drunk and passing out! Me: SO Sen and Cloud, That is why we don't touch the End of the Universe Button! Sen & Cloud: stare *cut's me in half* Cloud: IT"S MINE!! Sen: Like Hell it is!! *shoots with a shootgun* HAHAHA!!! Zombie Me: BRAINSS!! Sen: Not again...
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:29 pm
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don''t I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword* Yuffie: *gets a violent hit from the buster sword* Now squishy! Behave yourself! *pokes Cloud hard with her shuriken* Cloud: You poked me!! WWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! cry cry *runs away* Yuffie: No!! Squishy come back!!! Waaaaahhhhh!!! crying crying crying *drinks like hell* Vincent: *wakes up and looks at chibi tifa* Yay! *huggles her* Tifa:"No, not with me!" *Climbs inside Yuffie''s head* Yuffie:"Hey what are you- HEY, stop th- AGHHH!!!" Tifa:*Is poking Yuffie''s brain with a stick.* "Die!" Yuffie:"AGHHHH" *brain explodes* Tifa:*Climbs out of head covered in brain gooze, dives inside an oversized Jack Daniels bottle* "I''m getting pissed drunk." Barret: *grabs the bottle Tifa is in* Hehhe... *drinks some* Vincent: **passed otu again, snores and his gun goes off again. Breaks the bottle, hitting Tifa before she gets swallowed* zzzzzzz Barret: Why you...!!! *shoots him multiple times* Vincent future grave: *a day after Vincent''s death* Vincent Valentine Died a peaceful death... Becuase of getting pissed drunk and passing out! Me: SO Sen and Cloud, That is why we don't touch the End of the Universe Button! Sen & Cloud: stare *cut's me in half* Cloud: IT"S MINE!! Sen: Like Hell it is!! *shoots with a shootgun* HAHAHA!!! Zombie Me: BRAINSS!! Sen: Not again... Me:*wakes up from inside a cabinet, fals out* "Huh, what the hell? *pokes zombie* "This looks familiar....."*gets brains eaten* "What happened?......Oh well!" *continues poking* Zombie Cloud:"I need to get out of here.......*clears throat* BRAIINNNSSS!!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:15 am
Sayneveralways onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don''t I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword* Yuffie: *gets a violent hit from the buster sword* Now squishy! Behave yourself! *pokes Cloud hard with her shuriken* Cloud: You poked me!! WWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! cry cry *runs away* Yuffie: No!! Squishy come back!!! Waaaaahhhhh!!! crying crying crying *drinks like hell* Vincent: *wakes up and looks at chibi tifa* Yay! *huggles her* Tifa:"No, not with me!" *Climbs inside Yuffie''s head* Yuffie:"Hey what are you- HEY, stop th- AGHHH!!!" Tifa:*Is poking Yuffie''s brain with a stick.* "Die!" Yuffie:"AGHHHH" *brain explodes* Tifa:*Climbs out of head covered in brain gooze, dives inside an oversized Jack Daniels bottle* "I''m getting pissed drunk." Barret: *grabs the bottle Tifa is in* Hehhe... *drinks some* Vincent: **passed otu again, snores and his gun goes off again. Breaks the bottle, hitting Tifa before she gets swallowed* zzzzzzz Barret: Why you...!!! *shoots him multiple times* Vincent future grave: *a day after Vincent''s death* Vincent Valentine Died a peaceful death... Becuase of getting pissed drunk and passing out! Me: SO Sen and Cloud, That is why we don't touch the End of the Universe Button! Sen & Cloud: stare *cut's me in half* Cloud: IT"S MINE!! Sen: Like Hell it is!! *shoots with a shootgun* HAHAHA!!! Zombie Me: BRAINSS!! Sen: Not again... Me:*wakes up from inside a cabinet, fals out* "Huh, what the hell? *pokes zombie* "This looks familiar....."*gets brains eaten* "What happened?......Oh well!" *continues poking* Zombie Cloud:"I need to get out of here.......*clears throat* BRAIINNNSSS!!" Me: Heh... This isn't resident evil or anything like that you know... Anyways... *uses a mega phoenix on all of you and you die permanently* Ha! No zombie eats my brain! Zombie Chibi Tifa: Brainsssssssss!!!!!! Me: *unchibies her and chops off her boobs* Zombie Tifa: Noooooo!!! My weak point!!! *dies* xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:19 am
Sen_Strife Sayneveralways onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don''t I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword* Yuffie: *gets a violent hit from the buster sword* Now squishy! Behave yourself! *pokes Cloud hard with her shuriken* Cloud: You poked me!! WWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! cry cry *runs away* Yuffie: No!! Squishy come back!!! Waaaaahhhhh!!! crying crying crying *drinks like hell* Vincent: *wakes up and looks at chibi tifa* Yay! *huggles her* Tifa:"No, not with me!" *Climbs inside Yuffie''s head* Yuffie:"Hey what are you- HEY, stop th- AGHHH!!!" Tifa:*Is poking Yuffie''s brain with a stick.* "Die!" Yuffie:"AGHHHH" *brain explodes* Tifa:*Climbs out of head covered in brain gooze, dives inside an oversized Jack Daniels bottle* "I''m getting pissed drunk." Barret: *grabs the bottle Tifa is in* Hehhe... *drinks some* Vincent: **passed otu again, snores and his gun goes off again. Breaks the bottle, hitting Tifa before she gets swallowed* zzzzzzz Barret: Why you...!!! *shoots him multiple times* Vincent future grave: *a day after Vincent''s death* Vincent Valentine Died a peaceful death... Becuase of getting pissed drunk and passing out! Me: SO Sen and Cloud, That is why we don't touch the End of the Universe Button! Sen & Cloud: stare *cut's me in half* Cloud: IT"S MINE!! Sen: Like Hell it is!! *shoots with a shootgun* HAHAHA!!! Zombie Me: BRAINSS!! Sen: Not again... Me:*wakes up from inside a cabinet, fals out* "Huh, what the hell? *pokes zombie* "This looks familiar....."*gets brains eaten* "What happened?......Oh well!" *continues poking* Zombie Cloud:"I need to get out of here.......*clears throat* BRAIINNNSSS!!" Me: Heh... This isn't resident evil or anything like that you know... Anyways... *uses a mega phoenix on all of you and you die permanently* Ha! No zombie eats my brain! Zombie Chibi Tifa: Brainsssssssss!!!!!! Me: *unchibies her and chops off her boobs* Zombie Tifa: Noooooo!!! My weak point!!! *dies* xd Rude: NOOOOO!!!!!! *Devours Sen head first* Sen: HAHA *shoots* Rude: AHH!*dies xp * Sen: YAY!! Wait, Now my head's stuck in Rude's mouth..NO!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:41 am
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Sayneveralways onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don''t I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword* Yuffie: *gets a violent hit from the buster sword* Now squishy! Behave yourself! *pokes Cloud hard with her shuriken* Cloud: You poked me!! WWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! cry cry *runs away* Yuffie: No!! Squishy come back!!! Waaaaahhhhh!!! crying crying crying *drinks like hell* Vincent: *wakes up and looks at chibi tifa* Yay! *huggles her* Tifa:"No, not with me!" *Climbs inside Yuffie''s head* Yuffie:"Hey what are you- HEY, stop th- AGHHH!!!" Tifa:*Is poking Yuffie''s brain with a stick.* "Die!" Yuffie:"AGHHHH" *brain explodes* Tifa:*Climbs out of head covered in brain gooze, dives inside an oversized Jack Daniels bottle* "I''m getting pissed drunk." Barret: *grabs the bottle Tifa is in* Hehhe... *drinks some* Vincent: **passed otu again, snores and his gun goes off again. Breaks the bottle, hitting Tifa before she gets swallowed* zzzzzzz Barret: Why you...!!! *shoots him multiple times* Vincent future grave: *a day after Vincent''s death* Vincent Valentine Died a peaceful death... Becuase of getting pissed drunk and passing out! Me: SO Sen and Cloud, That is why we don't touch the End of the Universe Button! Sen & Cloud: stare *cut's me in half* Cloud: IT"S MINE!! Sen: Like Hell it is!! *shoots with a shootgun* HAHAHA!!! Zombie Me: BRAINSS!! Sen: Not again... Me:*wakes up from inside a cabinet, fals out* "Huh, what the hell? *pokes zombie* "This looks familiar....."*gets brains eaten* "What happened?......Oh well!" *continues poking* Zombie Cloud:"I need to get out of here.......*clears throat* BRAIINNNSSS!!" Me: Heh... This isn't resident evil or anything like that you know... Anyways... *uses a mega phoenix on all of you and you die permanently* Ha! No zombie eats my brain! Zombie Chibi Tifa: Brainsssssssss!!!!!! Me: *unchibies her and chops off her boobs* Zombie Tifa: Noooooo!!! My weak point!!! *dies* xd Rude: NOOOOO!!!!!! *Devours Sen head first* Sen: HAHA *shoots* Rude: AHH!*dies xp * Sen: YAY!! Wait, Now my head's stuck in Rude's mouth..NO!! Me: Oh I know! *cuts open his head and pulls my head out* Ugh... spit... *showers* Zombie Yuffie: Brainssssssssss *looks inside the shower* AHHHHHHHHH!!! *dies* Me: What? Haven't you ever seen someone playing Yu-Gi-Oh?
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:06 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Sayneveralways onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don''t I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword* Yuffie: *gets a violent hit from the buster sword* Now squishy! Behave yourself! *pokes Cloud hard with her shuriken* Cloud: You poked me!! WWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! cry cry *runs away* Yuffie: No!! Squishy come back!!! Waaaaahhhhh!!! crying crying crying *drinks like hell* Vincent: *wakes up and looks at chibi tifa* Yay! *huggles her* Tifa:"No, not with me!" *Climbs inside Yuffie''s head* Yuffie:"Hey what are you- HEY, stop th- AGHHH!!!" Tifa:*Is poking Yuffie''s brain with a stick.* "Die!" Yuffie:"AGHHHH" *brain explodes* Tifa:*Climbs out of head covered in brain gooze, dives inside an oversized Jack Daniels bottle* "I''m getting pissed drunk." Barret: *grabs the bottle Tifa is in* Hehhe... *drinks some* Vincent: **passed otu again, snores and his gun goes off again. Breaks the bottle, hitting Tifa before she gets swallowed* zzzzzzz Barret: Why you...!!! *shoots him multiple times* Vincent future grave: *a day after Vincent''s death* Vincent Valentine Died a peaceful death... Becuase of getting pissed drunk and passing out! Me: SO Sen and Cloud, That is why we don't touch the End of the Universe Button! Sen & Cloud: stare *cut's me in half* Cloud: IT"S MINE!! Sen: Like Hell it is!! *shoots with a shootgun* HAHAHA!!! Zombie Me: BRAINSS!! Sen: Not again... Me:*wakes up from inside a cabinet, fals out* "Huh, what the hell? *pokes zombie* "This looks familiar....."*gets brains eaten* "What happened?......Oh well!" *continues poking* Zombie Cloud:"I need to get out of here.......*clears throat* BRAIINNNSSS!!" Me: Heh... This isn't resident evil or anything like that you know... Anyways... *uses a mega phoenix on all of you and you die permanently* Ha! No zombie eats my brain! Zombie Chibi Tifa: Brainsssssssss!!!!!! Me: *unchibies her and chops off her boobs* Zombie Tifa: Noooooo!!! My weak point!!! *dies* xd Rude: NOOOOO!!!!!! *Devours Sen head first* Sen: HAHA *shoots* Rude: AHH!*dies xp * Sen: YAY!! Wait, Now my head's stuck in Rude's mouth..NO!! Me: Oh I know! *cuts open his head and pulls my head out* Ugh... spit... *showers* Zombie Yuffie: Brainssssssssss *looks inside the shower* AHHHHHHHHH!!! *dies* Me: What? Haven't you ever seen someone playing Yu-Gi-Oh? Cid: I don't even wanna know how you play Yu Gi Oh You sick little $#%#.. Zombie: Brains? *looks at Sen_Strife* BRAINS! *Eat's Cid*
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:41 pm
Zombie: Braiiiiins.. *slugs around and sees Sen*
Sen: Oh no, he wants my brains. O_O
Zombie: Braiiiiins... Where are braiiiins?
Sen: huh?
Zombie: *walks past Sen and starts chomping on a squirrel's head* Braaiiiiiiiiiins
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:12 pm
Deaths Apprentice Zombie: Braiiiiins.. *slugs around and sees Sen* Sen: Oh no, he wants my brains. O_O Zombie: Braiiiiins... Where are braiiiins? Sen: huh? Zombie: *walks past Sen and starts chomping on a squirrel's head* Braaiiiiiiiiiins Me: Hey!!! I have brains!!! *uses life 2 on the zombie and kills him* b***h... I'll show you brains... *casts life 3 on me* Heh... *opens up my head and dies, and then revives, casts life 3 again just in case and pulls out my brain* Uuuuhhhh.... Brain: See!!! He has a brain!! Me!!! *brain is real big* Me: Uhhhhh... Brain: Now put me inside you a** hole! Me: *puts brain back inside my head and and seals it shut using glue*
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:39 am
Sephiroth starts skateboarding does a kick flip 360. "Kickflip 360!" He skates up a ramp and grinds. "Nose grind!!" He lands on the ground and starts pushing forward. His hair gets caught and he falls slamming into the ground. "Faceplant.."
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:45 am
Nice one Chris.
Ok here goes one:
Sephiroth: Ahhhhhhh!!!! *running away*
Me: COME BACK HERE!!!!! I PROMISE I WONT HURT YOU!!! Once you're in hell
Sephiroth: No!! *keeps running*
Me: I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO SNEAK IN ON ME WHILE I'M TAKING A SHOWER YOU GAY b*****d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: I told you I got confused!!!!
Me: SHUT UP AND COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!! *pulls out the masamune*
Sephiroth: No I w- *trips over his hair and falls down*
Me: Ha! Take this b***h! *starts killing him with his sword* DIE b***h DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:57 am
Sen_Strife Nice one Chris. Ok here goes one: Sephiroth: Ahhhhhhh!!!! *running away* Me: COME BACK HERE!!!!! I PROMISE I WONT HURT YOU!!! Once you're in hellSephiroth: No!! *keeps running* Me: I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO SNEAK IN ON ME WHILE I'M TAKING A SHOWER YOU GAY b*****d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sephiroth: I told you I got confused!!!! Me: SHUT UP AND COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!! *pulls out the masamune* Sephiroth: No I w- *trips over his hair and falls down* Me: Ha! Take this b***h! *starts killing him with his sword* DIE b***h DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sephiroths like "I'm not Gay I just hate women and love long hard things getting shoved up my" and I let your imagination take it from there.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:41 am
Yuffie: Okay here's the plan's guys.
*three hours later*
Yuffie: ninja
Cloud: *trips and falls landing on Sephiroth's back*
Sephiroth: O_O;; GET OFFA ME MAN YOU WEIGH A TON!!! gonk
Yuffie: ninja
Cloud: I'm sooooooo so sooooooo sorrry.... *gets up and lifts Sephiroth up*
Sephiroth: That's alright. So, are we alone?
Yuffie: ninja
Cloud: I think so...
Yuffie: ninja
Sephiroth: Well, wanna duel? One on One, mono eh mono.....
Yuffie: ninja *pulls out video recorder* twisted
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:44 am
So shes the one who recorded Showdown Of Fate.!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:03 am
Cloud: Look the it's Aeris, HI AERIS!!
Aeris: *on the alter, wispering* Cloud, shut up, rescue me, Sephiroth wi--
Cloud: *shouting* SEPHIROTH!!! WHERE?!?!
Aeris: Cloouud!*remebers*
Sephiroth: Ok, so you just wait there, then I go to kill Cloud, Noone gets hurt but Cloud, kay? blaugh
Aeris:Arighty blaugh Cloud might be tough you know blaugh
Sephiroth: Yey, I won't even need to tie up up, just look like you sad! blaugh
Aeris: Okay blaugh
*memory ends*
Aeris: *shuts up*
Cloud: Gets near her. *starts trying to kill Aeris*
Aeris: AHHH!!!
Sephiroth: I'll SAVE YOU FROM MOTHER!!!! *jumps down, sword goes through Aeris* Oh crap, OH CRAP!!
Cloud: What did you DO?!?
Sephiroth: I was tying to kill you, but then my mother thought it would be funny for you to hurt Aeris, I jumped down to save her, then well, It was an accident!*runs away*
Cloud:....
*after Jenova battle*
*Vinecent walks to Aeris, kisses her on the forehead, leaves*
Tifa:*Walks up*
Aeris: Tif, *COUGH* I know we never got along, but--
Tifa: PUNCH!! *punches Aeris*
~later~
Doctor: Well, the tests show Aeris died from a punch from a hand that also was punching Jehova
Tifa: It's Cloud's fault.
Cloud: *arrested* gonk
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