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Angel Miasma Omega Captain
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 Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:08 pm
Watching Lost, Chris is on phone with his friend. Lucky on phone with her Bf....all quiet pretty much.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:17 pm
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind
of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him
to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie
detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11
year old son, returned home from school.
Tommy was
over 2 hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra
credit project," said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped
Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector.
Now
tell us where you really were after school.
"
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.
" said
Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments," answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped
him, knocking him off his chair once more.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
"I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex
Queen.
"
"I am ashamed of you son," said John.
"When I was your
age, I never lied to my parents.
"
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a
whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and
said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be
too mad with Tommy.
After all, he is your son!"
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha
and knocked her out of her chair.
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Angel Miasma Omega Captain
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Angel Miasma Omega Captain
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:39 pm
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 7:32 am
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:02 am
well i'm bored as all hell gonk got nothing to do while waiting for my next class so i find myself here
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:23 pm
gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:24 pm
*Beats the gonks with a giant wet noodle*
scream
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:25 pm
My neighbor is being really loud, so I'm going to get the Kool-Aid guy to bust through his wall.
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Angel Miasma Omega Captain
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Angel Miasma Omega Captain
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:37 pm
I went to see a preview of the play Possum, and it was just a bunch of people pretending to be dead for two hours.
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:45 pm
Today, I'll be at the beach. Sinking jars of Mayo.
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Angel Miasma Omega Captain
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:45 pm
lmao
so sleepy....... sorry guys don't have much to say....
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:52 pm
I thought "enchilada" was the spanish word for a ruler...
Hi Kiwi
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Angel Miasma Omega Captain
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:59 pm
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:14 pm
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Angel Miasma Omega Captain
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Angel Miasma Omega Captain
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:28 pm
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