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 Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:33 pm
Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife *inside Tifa's bar* Barret: Shut up and *hic* go get me a *hic* tequila! *pucnhes Bigggs all the way to the bar* Jesse:Oh Barret you're so strong! heart Tifa: *knocks her out* Shut up! He's mine! Barret: Har har har *hic* har har *hic* I'm definetly better than *hic* that stupid mercenary in the *hic* bathroom! Cloud: *throwing up from all the drinking he had 3 seconds ago* Aeris:*standing on the roof of the bar, flailing her shirt in the air* "Wooohooohoo hoo!" Cid:*Dancing with his spear on a table* "I love you!" *kisses spear* Vincent:*Quietly passed out behind the counter while getting pissed drunk* RedXIII:*tries to hold a bear bottle, slips and falls* "DAMNIT!" Yuffie**gets the bottle and shoves it in RedXIII face* "There you *hic* go." Red XIII: Awww... *all ready drunk* Vincent: *snores and his gun goes off, hitting Red XIII in his only open eye* (remember that Red XIII always has one eye closed) Red XIII: Ahhhh!! I'm blind!!!!! *stumbles across the room and accidentally bites Cloud on the butt while he's vomiting in the toilet* Cloud: AHHHHHH!!! Damn you Red XIII!!! *chops Red XIII in half* Yuffie: eek eek eek *hic* eek eek *hic* eek Cloud:*stares at halfed RedXIII* ".........TACOS!" *starts gnawing at halfed RedXIII* Barret:*pokes halfed RedXII* "Don look like no tacos I ever sawed.." Tifa:*flailing her shirt with Aeris on the rooftop* Aeris:*falls from top and builing and breaks her leg* "Ha ha haaa, oh wait...OWW OH GOD!" Vincent:*wakes up, guzzles a bottle of Jack Daniels and passes out again.* Yuffie: "What the hell is wrong with you guys?!" *Eats halfed RedXIII*
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:11 pm
Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife *inside Tifa's bar* Barret: Shut up and *hic* go get me a *hic* tequila! *pucnhes Bigggs all the way to the bar* Jesse:Oh Barret you're so strong! heart Tifa: *knocks her out* Shut up! He's mine! Barret: Har har har *hic* har har *hic* I'm definetly better than *hic* that stupid mercenary in the *hic* bathroom! Cloud: *throwing up from all the drinking he had 3 seconds ago* Aeris:*standing on the roof of the bar, flailing her shirt in the air* "Wooohooohoo hoo!" Cid:*Dancing with his spear on a table* "I love you!" *kisses spear* Vincent:*Quietly passed out behind the counter while getting pissed drunk* RedXIII:*tries to hold a bear bottle, slips and falls* "DAMNIT!" Yuffie**gets the bottle and shoves it in RedXIII face* "There you *hic* go." Red XIII: Awww... *all ready drunk* Vincent: *snores and his gun goes off, hitting Red XIII in his only open eye* (remember that Red XIII always has one eye closed) Red XIII: Ahhhh!! I'm blind!!!!! *stumbles across the room and accidentally bites Cloud on the butt while he's vomiting in the toilet* Cloud: AHHHHHH!!! Damn you Red XIII!!! *chops Red XIII in half* Yuffie: eek eek eek *hic* eek eek *hic* eek Cloud:*stares at halfed RedXIII* ".........TACOS!" *starts gnawing at halfed RedXIII* Barret:*pokes halfed RedXII* "Don look like no tacos I ever sawed.." Tifa:*flailing her shirt with Aeris on the rooftop* Aeris:*falls from top and builing and breaks her leg* "Ha ha haaa, oh wait...OWW OH GOD!" Vincent:*wakes up, guzzles a bottle of Jack Daniels and passes out again.* Yuffie: "What the hell is wrong with you guys?!" *Eats halfed RedXIII* George Clooney: Hey, can I get a... wtf? Why is everyone pixelated?! I thought this was oceans 7.... ninja Can I get a bottle of Jack Daniels like that cutie over there passed out on the floor with her pants already... *begins drooling* Shin-Ra Soldier #1: *walks in and arrests George Clooney quite violently* Sir! She is under 18, Get OUTTA HERE!! *knocks him out then throws him in the MP truck* Continue with your buisness here Ma'ams. *tips his cap at topless Aeris and Tifa then drives off*
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:18 pm
Sepheroth: I always prefered my dad.
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:20 pm
Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!!
Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!!
Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk
Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:21 pm
onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:30 pm
Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:27 am
onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug*
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:23 am
Barret: Your mom's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Cloud: Looks like I need to change my service provider...
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:01 am
Vincent: The hillllllls are alive with the sound of music
with songs they have sung for a thousand yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearrrrrs
my heart has been blessed with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuuusic
and I'll sing every song it siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings.
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:33 am
*Cloud has just brought home his very own DDR*
Tifa: I dare you to try that on the hardest difficulty!
Cloud: HA! Bring it on, I can do it!
*Cloud hooks up his DDR and he puts the song Sandstorm on Heavy*
DDR Guy: Ready? Go!
Cloud: (to himself) this'll be so easy, heh heh...
*Tons of arrows fly onto the screen, Cloud cannot keep up with them*
Cloud: What the, holy crap! (swiftly hitting random arrows)
*Cloud's leg slips off the dance mat and he falls to the floor*
Cloud: OW, MY LEG, MY *BLEEP* ING LEG!!
*Nanaki comes in with Bugenhagen, Cloud is heard screaming in pain in the background*
Nanaki: What happened to Cloud?
Tifa: *sighs* He broke his leg playing DDR on Heavy.
Bugenhagen: Ho ho hoo, I can play that game, let me try!
*Tifa puts Cloud on Nanaki's back and Nanaki walks him over to a couch, where he painfully watches Bugenhagen play DDR.*
Cloud: Ow, my leg, it hurts, I'M SUEING DDR!!
Bugenhagen: (Dancing to Sandstorm on Heavy) Ho ho hoo! This is fun!
*Bugenhagen finishes the song on Heavy*
DDR Guy: Wow, it's a new record!
Bugenhagen: I win, ho ho hoo!
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:42 am
Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don't I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword*
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:05 pm
Ashton Silver Barret: Your mom's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company. Cloud: Looks like I need to change my service provider... Cloud:*Calls Taco Bell* "Yes I'd like to change my service......uh huh......yea that's it........alright thanks!" Tifa:"So you changed it?" Cloud:"Yep, I upgraded to Taco Supreme." Barret:"......what the hell" Cloud:*phone rings* "Hold on one sec." *answers phone, giant taco monster pops out* Tifa:"What the hell is that." Tace monster:*grrrrlll snarl snarl* "Thank you for using taco supreme" *bites Barrets head off.*
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:45 pm
onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don't I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword* Yuffie: *gets a violent hit from the buster sword* Now squishy! Behave yourself! *pokes Cloud hard with her shuriken* Cloud: You poked me!! WWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! cry cry *runs away* Yuffie: No!! Squishy come back!!! Waaaaahhhhh!!! crying crying crying *drinks like hell* Vincent: *wakes up and looks at chibi tifa* Yay! *huggles her*
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:06 pm
cloud: hey barret ar you gay??cuz i think your sexeh!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:45 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice onishi-kuri Cloud: LEFT RIGHT, RIGHT LEFT LEFT!!!! Me: gonk WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!! Sen: Um.....*Pushes End of the Universe button* blaugh ... stare *Violently hits button* gonk Me: Hehehe, the end of the Universe button is congested by my wolrds lack of creativity! whee CLoud: O_O;; Wow, those exist? eek I always thought those were ancient legends. YES!! scream Me: Foolish Cloud: you are only a miget Cloud: What?*turns into a Chibi* no. *looks in pants* No!! *looks at Chibi Tifa* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuffie: I will name you my Squishy, and you can be my squishy, because you are squishy, and you will be my squishy forever and ever and ever.*picks up Cloud and gives him a huge squishy hug* Squishy, Aka Cloud: YUFFIE! DIE!! *hits with, widdle buster sword* scream *continues to hit* Yuffie: awww, he luffs me! blaugh Cloud: No I don't I hope you die..*still hits with the widdle buster sword* Yuffie: *gets a violent hit from the buster sword* Now squishy! Behave yourself! *pokes Cloud hard with her shuriken* Cloud: You poked me!! WWWWWAAAAAHHHH!!! cry cry *runs away* Yuffie: No!! Squishy come back!!! Waaaaahhhhh!!! crying crying crying *drinks like hell* Vincent: *wakes up and looks at chibi tifa* Yay! *huggles her* Tifa:"No, not with me!" *Climbs inside Yuffie's head* Yuffie:"Hey what are you- HEY, stop th- AGHHH!!!" Tifa:*Is poking Yuffie's brain with a stick.* "Die!" Yuffie:"AGHHHH" *brain explodes* Tifa:*Climbs out of head covered in brain gooze, dives inside an oversized Jack Daniels bottle* "I'm getting pissed drunk."
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