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 Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:57 pm
*Raven pops in and looks around shifty eyed before tossing a Shadow Flare inside which dispels the stop of time.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:08 pm
Sighs, idly debates wandering through an AvP war with a big sign over his head that reads "SHOT ME IN TEH FAYCE PLZ!!!!11ONEONE"
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:09 pm
Well see, that would be fine, except it was Dischord who compressed time, not Ultimecia. Therefore time compression remains. Also, since shadow is just another fraction of light, and light is subject to temporal rules, there is no Shadow Flare to negate the Time Stop. Therefore, time remains compressed, except in a small pocket immediately around Dischord, which exists simple because she is, as a Sorceress, immune to her own effects, both on a normal scale, as well as when it comes to temporal manipulations. Rips a thread in time, and sends Chris Ganale through, into the BC ages, rips another thread, and sends Raven into a Yaoi comic convention, one year in the future. Then, reweaves both threads, closing the portals, and dusts her hands, before snapping, and negating the compression where the two were, settling back in her throne, and lounging.
Ahhh.. silence. Beautiful.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:10 pm
Checks the date, determines it to be a year ending with '04, and immediately goes about finding the nearest Predator hunting temple so he can blunder through the middle of an AvP fight.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:13 pm
*Raven glances around and sighs. He then rips open a dimensional rift back into the year 3000 and hops through. The rift closes behind him. Raven continues wandering the earth, looking for some guild to join.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:18 pm
Blunders into a Predator temple with an M249, three dozen frags, two M4A1-M203s, and a hell lot of ammo for all. Proceeds to decimate about 300 aliens before the queen finally eats him. Just before that, however, a Predator had handed him a ticking armnuke. Boom. Chris Ganale goes out in a blaze of glory.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:22 pm
*Pokes random people out of boredom.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:25 pm
Randomly poked, in a random fashion.
Murp.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:25 pm
Has been dead around 3000 years, thus not poked.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:27 pm
Chris Ganale Has been dead around 3000 years, thus not poked. *Pokes Chris's 1000 year old corpse.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:27 pm
Hand-delivered a nuke down the gullet of the queen alien. There is no corpse.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:28 pm
*Then pokes Chris's vapor.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:30 pm
There is no vapor, as the nuking occurred about 3000 years ago.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:32 pm
Not even close to 3000 years ago. Subtract 2004 from 3000. rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:34 pm
I got sent back to BC times, you dumb s**t. The Egyptians were right around 3000 BC. Which is ******** 5000 years ago.
Dumbass.
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