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 Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:34 pm
"I hate doing this. I hate to write. I hate to read. I hate journals. I especially hate English where teachers only talk about idiot symbols. I hate that idiot poem about the snowy woods, and I hate it when people say the woods symbolize death or beauty or sex or any old thing you want. I hate that. Maybe the woods are just woods." -- Walk Two Moons
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:09 pm
"******** you with a(n) [insert painful appliance or gardening tool here]"
~Debate tournament I did not attend.
It all started with weedeater...and then it got messy. xd
"What else do you say when you see a small Asian lady punt a raccoon over the San Francisco Bay? ......ITS GOOD!!!!"
~Same.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:12 am
"Welcome o the sixties." -- Hairspray
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:23 pm
"There was a word. It started with an h. It not only said that you were a horrible person, but also seemed to suggest that you were fat.
What was it?
Oh yeah. Hypocrite."
~Carmen, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...II, maybe?
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:26 am
Yeah. Two.
"Soapy?" -- unnamed.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:31 pm
"I'll take a little of that brown boy meat."
x] Phil. Who is now my cricket and next in line to become President of NHS.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:21 pm
"But then you'd have brain juice all over."
"........... Protein?" -- text message
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:13 pm
Lex: hmm...give me a word that is stronger than pretty, but not quite to beautiful
Lex: come on, ideas
Lex: ur the women here!
Me: tell you what?
Me: what i want to hear a guy say?
Lex: ...what you think girls would like guys to say...half-way normal girls
Me: "********! YOU WERE AMAZING! I'll call you later this week when i want to go again."
Lex: uhh...I'll keep that in mind for my first hooker, lol
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:26 pm
xp Tak, I love you. If you weren't a girl, I would totally ask you to marry me. I think I just fell off my chair.
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend." Marilyn Monroe.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:55 pm
Woot! Score for Tak-Jak.
Me: lol theyre time consuming
Me: yet easy
Me: like us =D
Sierra: i was thinkin that
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:17 pm
Me: Ok, now I know you're my stalker and all, but you stalking my friends in my place is just a bit creepy.
Zach. Oh, darn. You weren't supposed to find out about that.
Teehee. Nobody here is probably gonna understand but it made me laugh (and in case anybody is concerned about my safety, the stalking thing is all a big joke. XD).
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:24 am
"Don't you get the wrong impression
It's just business with the worst intentions."
~Every Avenue
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:05 am
"Inside my heart is breaking,
My makeup may be flaking...
But my smile still stays on." -- Satine, Moulin Rouge, "The Show Must Go On" (originally a QUEEN song <3)
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:52 pm
Dane Cook's Entire "Brain ninjas" skit.
But especially:
"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! MY FATHER WAS A BRILLIANT MAN!!! YOU JUST...YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:46 pm
"So your name should be Jeff-fuh-fuh."--Jeff Dunham and Peanut
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