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 Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:15 am
Dr Dagoth - PhD in selling himself short says:
Im a real homie now
Admiral Roan 'Darr'Seer says:
Back down the mine you and dont come back up until you come to your senses
Dr Dagoth - PhD in selling himself short says:
*mutters*
Admiral Roan 'Darr'Seer says:
*kicks down the mine shaft* THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:18 am
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:21 am
Yep, but booting Dag down the mine amuses me. Even without the Sparta ref.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:27 am
Booting anyone down a mine is amusing.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:40 pm
And for some reason that deserves a quote of it's own.....
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:55 am
[12:50] Pygmi Angel: I started reading it at the Virgin Megastore it was really good
[12:50] Impulsive Ninja: Hahaha
[12:50] Impulsive Ninja: Angel
[12:50] causticgit: denial
[12:50] Impulsive Ninja: Virgin
[12:50] Impulsive Ninja: megastore.
[12:50] Pygmi Angel: o.O Virgin MUSIC smartass
[12:51] causticgit: Hehe, a megastore of virgins...
[12:51] Pygmi Angel: LOL
[12:51] causticgit: I'd like mine with a six-pack
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:14 am
You see, kiddies... there comes a time in every young n00bs life where he becomes compelled. Compelled to do what, you ask? Quite simply, he questions his beliefs, his reasons for life. He challenges the alpha male, and often times loses. Let's look in on one such moment now.
*** skacore has joined #cryingphoenix
What you see above was his first mistake, as it turns out he was using a proxy to access the tree tops. He was already banned for insulting the womenkind, and what he continued to do was harass them. Let's keep watching.
Uh, skacore? What the ******** do you think you're doing? You're already banned from my channel. Keep it up and I'll contact an IRCop.
This was the alpha male gorilla's only warning to the weaker, younger, and clearly much more retarded ape.
you shut your face you ****** loving pile of intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them, then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of a*****e mud butter
This, clearly, was the last mistake the young male would ever make. The alpha male began his ritual--slowly disembowling the younger male and feeding on his blood. The younger male would never reproduce, and would be far from lucky to live through the night.
jer, i do believe that was a direct insult to your manhood
You know, Micky, you're right. Whaddaya say we take care of this problem?
sounds like a plan
you don't have the balls you f*****t
The alpha male let out a loud roar, and charged the young challenger. As quickly as it had begun, it was over.
*** skacore has quit (K-LINE command used by Jer (Pack your s**t and get the ******** out of my house, as your oral as of late has been nothing short of unsatisfactory.))
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:32 am
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
HAHAHAHA NO SHOW FOR YOU, CENA.
SSSSAAAAAGE ******** YOUR HOMETOWN YOU ******.
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
wigger.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
No, he's not worthy.
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
Someone SO needs to actually shoot that guy
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
I can hang around wiggers so long as they don't start rapping.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
But niggers just stink.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
And I mean that literally.
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
preferably in the spine so he lives, but is crippled
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
Hahaha.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
ROAN.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
HE BE ROLLIN'.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
THEY HATIN'.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
THEY PATROLLIN', TRYIN' TO CATCH HIM RIDIN' DIRTY.
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
oh gods XD
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
XD
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
I had to.
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
hopefully, in getting shot in the spine, he will also lose the ability to talk
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
HE GOT TWENTY-INCH RIMS AND THEY BE DUBS.
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
if not... someone needs ot hire Hannibal to come eat that part of his brain
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
I can't rhyme with Dubs.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
I feel too wiggerish.
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
good
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
XD
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
...Anthony Hopkins-era Hannibal?
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
ANY hannibal. Cena doesnt deserve to get to choose which one
SSSSAAAAAGE ******** it.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
Let's get Buffalo Bill on his a**.
SSSSAAAAAGE says:
Or in it, in this case.
.: Roan DeSeer :. I hurt in places I didnt know existed... says:
XD
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:44 am
Fighting some four-star n00blet from Ireland on SVR2006, I LITERALLY tore his a** in two. Two-and-a-half minutes in, I decided to end his ridicule and pin him. Nick, who was watching me and giggling at every counter I made that caused the dude to yell things I wouldn't utter to my father, said the following after I won:
Dude, I haven't seen someone get beaten like that since Rodney King!
I LITERALLY laughed so hard I spit up my lemonade. It went flying across the room and landed on the dude's face wounds, which just made me lol further because we all know what lemon juice will do to a wound.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 12:24 pm
The Drunk says:
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV...
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship...
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:13 pm
Pygmi-chan The Drunk says: Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV... Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship... I would've lol'd so hard if I weren't already HIGHLY knowledgeable when it came to Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:32 pm
I lol'd and then he sent me more.. that kid amuses me
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 4:22 pm
The Real Jer Shady says:
I wonder what Cell would've looked like if he'd absorbed 18 first.
Dagoth - If at first you don't succeed maybe failure is your thing says:
Can you say moobs?
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:24 am
KDJ:
My favorite part is when Elizabeth shouted "THIS IS MADNESS!"
Then I shouted "THIS IS SPARTA!"
B)
Pygmi:
LMFAO
Dude.. I love you... razz CAUSE I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!!
And envisioning my friend punting her down a well mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:17 pm
Pygmi-chan KDJ: My favorite part is when Elizabeth shouted "THIS IS MADNESS!" Then I shouted "THIS IS SPARTA!" B) Pygmi: LMFAO Dude.. I love you... razz CAUSE I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!! And envisioning my friend punting her down a well mrgreen Awwwr, I love you too. <3
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