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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:37 pm
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No Saturdays? D: - World ends -
Granted.. But it looks and tastes like mud. o.O
I wish it wasn't so cold out.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:40 pm
I had plenty of that lately. I want real foooood.
Granted now it's 150 degrees outside.
I wish I wasn't sunburned.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:32 pm
Granted, you now have frostbite. And, it's so severe that they have to amputate your limbs. Enjoy being a torso. HA! YOU JUST GOT BURNED! NOT BY A SUN, BUT BY SOME CRAZY SURGEON. O_O
I wish I hadn't lost the shoebox with my sanity in it.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:57 pm
X---> Granted but you get a job get a nice fortune but eventualy you relize that being insane is more fun that being sane and lose your sanity again, unfortunatly your too old to be insane and everyone mocks you and eventually you commit suicide. Congratulations for ruining your life.
I wihs for more ninja emotes. <---X
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:17 pm
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Granted, but they look like cows more than ninjas.
-I wish AP US History wasn't so hard-
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:56 pm
Granted. It's easy as hell, you fly by it, then, confident that you kick a** at history, you take the hardest class next year, get your a** handed to you by the sheer impossibilities of the course, and some random clown comes up to you and screams, "WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD n00B!"
I wish I wasn't so pissed off and surly all the time. Nevermind that. That's what makes me great. I wish I wasn't so damn brilliant. XD
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:53 pm
granted, but now you're a complete idiot and everyone will ridicule you forever. smile i wish i could draw as well as a brilliant manga artist.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:01 pm
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Granted, but drawing gets banned from your state. sweatdrop
I wish this kid at my school wasn't such a creeper.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:08 pm
Granted. He's got more of a "stalker" feel to him. Now, prepare to be paranoid as hell, looking over your shoulder every second to see if he is there. Man. Your life sucks. . . . I wish I knew what the hell she meant by creeper. XD
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:39 pm
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Granted.. You now have your own creeper following you around as an example.
{ Creeper as in a really creepy person? xDD }
I wish I didn't have to write so many reports.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:42 pm
Squee, I has a stalker. I've always wanted one. ^^ Granted. Yer hand has fallen off. Both of 'em. So, now it isn't as much as you don't have to write them, it is more along the line of you cannot write them. Ah well, let's add another year to your school life huh? XD
I wish my teacher'd F****** RETIRE ALREADY!!! scream GAH! EVIL LADY! BEGONE!
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:19 pm
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Granted, but her house burns down and it ends up your mother is friends with her, so evil lady gets to live with you.
I wish I could skateboard well.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:11 pm
X---> Granted, now you can skatboard well. you think you skateboard so well that you use your college fund for skateboard accessories and a skate park in your back yard but you don't make any money. Now you will grow old and have no education.
I wish for a laser rifle. <---X
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:54 pm
Granted. Then many people make "fire the 'lazer'" references. Oh, and you're thrown in jail for attempted snipage of the president. Grats. XD
I wish my life wasn't as boring.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:48 am
<3
Granted.. Your house blows up.
I wish I had some more cuter clothes.
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