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 Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:24 am
To figure out what evolutionary process caused the bith to develop butt heads.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:41 am
To build an interositer, space ships resembling flying hats, and genetically engineer a slave race affectionately called Mu-tants. then go to war against the Zagons and have to resort to atomic energy to keep the shields up. when the deposits of atomic ores runs dry they then plan on kidnapping a bunch of scientists from some back water sithhole, bring them back to Metalluna-I mean Coruscant, scramble their brains, then use the Sith hole planet as the new Coruscant...yeah, so you can see why this is a lesser known goal...it was Tarkin's Idea, we didn't really know where he was going with it and we really don't want to talk about it anymore.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:29 pm
((This Island Earth! Good choice... Now...))
To try and kill the devilfish.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:43 pm
(sithspit...I can think of three movies i might have heard that from and I doubt any of them is the right one. sweatdrop )To stop terrorists from using the abandoned prison facility on Kessel to manufacture a new bioweapon by having Booster Terrik lead a band of storm comandoes in to retake the facility, Terrik's prior experience with kessel being the motivating factor in having him lead the group.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:59 pm
((If this was a cult classic contest, I'd have to be a judge, as there is probably nobody who comes close to owning every single MST3k TV show like I do. Sorry.))
To build an Interociter.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:26 pm
((I put that up their already. 3nodding )) To buy out the Cheetos company as well as Kraft to come one step closer to finishing the construction of the unstoppable CHEESE STAR!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:50 pm
((When? Okay))
To catalog Tom Servo's entire boxer collection.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:01 pm
to tunnel out of a space station with a miners pick.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:13 pm
To go on a series of missions on the wasted planet of Tattoine to end the slavery and restore the planet's atmosphere. Oh and also kick alot of a** along the way.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:33 pm
to challenge Starfleet in a game of hoops and pawn them like the pacifistic posers they are.
Empire versus Federation in a game of hoops. thats pay-per-view tv right there.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:48 pm
to confound jerry at every turn!
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:41 pm
To conquer planets by arranging all of their greatest scientific minds in estates that feature art depicting fast food, and then taking them out.
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:38 pm
Make sure jabba the hutt doesn''t clog the toilet.
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:39 pm
to actually find the rebel hidden base on their own, rather than tricking others into finding it.
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:32 pm
To /not/ get their asses whooped around the most powerful weapons in the galaxy, especially when said weapons are in /their/ control.
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