|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:30 pm
Drachyench_The_Eternal Telor Drachyench_The_Eternal Telor You talking about Drach? xd Considering she's only known me for 2 years... But it seems like forever. *starry-eyed* Damnit, he's going into flashbacks. Quick, someone provide a link to porn involving Gazelles... Hey, no. I don't want the Ordo-- I mean the mods coming in here. Too much Warhammer, you think? sweatdrop
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:33 pm
Telor Drachyench_The_Eternal Telor Drachyench_The_Eternal Telor You talking about Drach? xd Considering she's only known me for 2 years... But it seems like forever. *starry-eyed* Damnit, he's going into flashbacks. Quick, someone provide a link to porn involving Gazelles... Hey, no. I don't want the Ordo-- I mean the mods coming in here. Too much Warhammer, you think? sweatdrop Too much? That's traitor talk. XP Meh, could be worse. We don't have the Ork wanna-bees here... yet.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:02 pm
In4nimate Object lol inappropriate rant d; Why, why, WHY, OH DEAR GOD WHY DO SO MANY BOOKS I READ HAVE RANDOM SEX SCENES IN THEM?!!! Gods! I've been reading more often now, (which is, about a book a month...BUTIT'SMORETHANINORMALLYREAD,OKAY?) And I've read about twelve or thriteen books, and only one or two did not have any sex scenes. At all. Every other book had sex scenes. Seriously, what the hell? Why do so many books have sex in them? A book can be good without sex! A book can be good with sex! But why, oh dear god, why in every book I've read, character A finds character B attractive. Okay, that's nice. I WANT TO READ ABOUT THE PLOT OR WHAT THE ******** EVER. D; Why do so many authors involve characters together? I mean, yes, okay, some characters get together, blahblahblah are happy and all that s**t, but really. Come on. they're all 'OMFG OTHER PERSON IS SO HAWT!11212 I should totally sex him~!!1" It gets old after awhile. And then the random sex scenes...Why? WHY?! I mean, I can understand if said sexing up is kind of...important to the characters relationship, but please, please, please, for the sake of the children, don't drag it out over ten pages! Why not just cut that part out all together, if it has no real meaning to it?! Not all of us want to sit and read about how AWESOME a male character is in bed. Spare some of us, please. ;_; Course, not all sex scenes are bad. Some of them are okay. but random, pointless sex just makes me sadand makes me want to punch the author for writing that sort of thing up. mad Srsly. If I wanted cheesy romantic crap, I'd read romance novels. Speaking of which, I am in desperate need of new romance novels. I have nearly forty, and I'm bored of all of them...d;Yes. Roissy isn't getting any right now. She's very frustrated about this....This post is not coherent. At all. roffle. lawls. My first roommate read cheesy romance novels. You know how everybody has these kind of weird, small superpowers? One of our friends from the next room over had a talent for quickly finding the sex scenes in random books. They are very silly! 8D My favorite parts were the synopses on the backs of the books. Those are second only to the sex scenes for pure romance-novel crack. And I quote (Yes, one of them, Arizona Temptress, had a back-cover blurb so ridiculous that I transcribed it.): Quote: INNOCENT ANGEL
At eighteen, lovely and willowy Jennie McCaine had never longed for love and passion--- and when a gang of desperados kidnapped her, she swore she’d die before submitting to any man’s touch. Then her onyx gaze locked with “El Cazador’s,” and Jennie knew deep inside her that somehow she’d never be able to deny the bandit leader. His tanned muscular skin glistened sensually in the southwest sun; his slanting chiseled lips promised her delights she never dreamed existed. In that moment the aroused beauty didn’t know what to fear more; a rescue that would wrench her from the outlaw forever---or the coming nights bound in his savage embrace!
IRRESISTIBLE DEVIL
Though her was heir-apparent to a ranching fortune, Rick Peralto found the freedom he craved only in his disguise as El Cazador. As the notorious gunman he had a fast fight, a fleet horse and an easy woman whenever he pleased. Then he saw the exquisitely alluring Jennie among his compadres and the hot-blooded male swore she’d belong just to him. Her luscious curves were meant for his pleasure; her creamy skin would be forced to respond to his touch. When he left his lawless life, he’d leave the enticing captive behind too…but until then he’d have all his manly needs fulfilled by this bewitching vixen, his provocative ARIZONA TEMPTRESS.
pr0n Erotica like that just makes me LOL. I usually go looking for- uh, I probably shouldn't mention that. ;D
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:44 pm
Silver Gryphon pr0n Erotica like that just makes me LOL. I usually go looking for- uh, I probably shouldn't mention that. ;D TELLPLZ. C'mon. shaaaaaaaare ;D and LAWL those stories are just like...Wtf? What the hell was the author thinking? o__o And Telor. I love Drach. So much. Even if he is a geek. There's like, no way I could hate him. Not even if he did mean things. D; *Touches Drach* ILU.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:01 am
[Soap Tard!] and LAWL those stories are just like...Wtf? What the hell was the author thinking? o__o I know! "Sex does not work that way!" ...I'm watching Cartoon Network because my roommate is out until Sunday and I have no idea what half the shows on now are. crying Who comes up with this stuff?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:21 pm
AUGH.
I am sick and tired of people pissing me off on purpose.
It happens every day in Geometry and I'm about to EXPLODE.
So, every day, these two guys named Bruce and Sharod constantly bombard me with insults and then ask me why I don't like them, AND THEN THEY ASK ME TO GO OUT WITH THEM.
OH. MY. GOD.
Here's what happened today.
We were doing out in-class work when Sharod comes out of nowhere and sits in front of me and Bruce sits beside me.
S: Katie, do you want to be a sumo wrestler when you get older?
Me: Go away.
B: Football player?
S: Are you a lesbian?
B: You act too much like a boy, AND you look like one.
Me: Once again, go away.
S: Kiss me and I'll be quiet.
B: What's your number?
That pretty much happens every day.
EVERY. DAY.
It pisses me off and I actually went off on them once. :X
I don't even look like a guy. Sure, my hair is short, but it's still girly.
v.v
And that's not even the worst of it. I've been called fat, ugly, sexy, stupid, racist, sexist, and other things I can't remember. Often, it's all within the same five minutes. D<
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:53 pm
Captain Kt AUGH.
I am sick and tired of people pissing me off on purpose.
It happens every day in Geometry and I'm about to EXPLODE.
So, every day, these two guys named Bruce and Sharod constantly bombard me with insults and then ask me why I don't like them, AND THEN THEY ASK ME TO GO OUT WITH THEM.
OH. MY. GOD.
Here's what happened today.
We were doing out in-class work when Sharod comes out of nowhere and sits in front of me and Bruce sits beside me.
S: Katie, do you want to be a sumo wrestler when you get older?
Me: Go away.
B: Football player?
S: Are you a lesbian?
B: You act too much like a boy, AND you look like one.
Me: Once again, go away.
S: Kiss me and I'll be quiet.
B: What's your number?
That pretty much happens every day.
EVERY. DAY.
It pisses me off and I actually went off on them once. :X
I don't even look like a guy. Sure, my hair is short, but it's still girly.
v.v
And that's not even the worst of it. I've been called fat, ugly, sexy, stupid, racist, sexist, and other things I can't remember. Often, it's all within the same five minutes. D< Oh the joys of high school. neutral Dont worry, that sort of thing used to happen to me too, expcept by girls, and different (but not much; people who are stupid enough to insult people for no reason havnt much intelligence elsewhere) "reasons", though once or twice almost exaclty the same sort of thing. And I'm 99.9% sure that the only reason they're doing this, is because they're insecure, and so one of them follows the other one, and they cant stop when they've started something. I'm SO glad I dont have to deal with all that anymore. xd Oh, and my little sister, who has big blue eyes, pretty face, and blonde curly hair to her shoulders has been mistaken for a boy a few times. People are blind sometimes, I swear.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:36 pm
OD is mistaken for a girl when he isn't facing people. surprised he's quite slender and he's got the longish short hair.
Yeah a small group of guys used to do that to me in math class too. 4 of them. It was like a panel of ******** do it also because they're bored and they like seeing you get angry. Why else? Entertainment. It's hard to not let it get to you.... if you can ignore it or brush it off biggrin do so, otherwise I can't say much. Teachers can only do so much before they start telling you to "stop being a baby and all leave eachtoehr alone." of course that doesn't work.
o__o;; not sure it's a good idea but maybe you can go to teh office and tell them they're harrassing you in a daily basis? That might get the campus security involved... but it might promt them to be more retarded than ever.
I hate high school.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:30 am
Yar. I dont know how anyone could say "these are the best days of my life" (the song) college is awesome, but not high school.
And I'M really annoyed now. D: I entered an avi contest, about half an hour before dinner, for 500g, to win 4.5k. There were lots of contestants, but I noticed a trend in that none of the people posting were very good, so it should be an easy win. (seriously. I dont get why some people bother.)
The first lot was full, so the thread owner PMd me to say that I could be in the next round if I liked. I said, ok, as long as you dont mind me not being around because I have to go to dinner soon. She said that was fine.
I go to dinner, sneak up halfway (long story) and give fuzzy the link. Just the link, and a "vote for the one you like best" he didnt know I was in it.
I come back properly, and there's a great big hoo-hah, I've been blacklisted and taken off the list, taken out the contest, and accused of cheating, BY THE GIRL WHO WAS COMING SECOND. WHILE I WAS AT DINNER. THE THREAD OWNER SAID I COULD. ARGH!!
The silliest thing? I could not possibly have cheated. The very people complaining about it proved that; 14 votes in a few seconds. Since when has anyone got that many mules? and if they have, since when can they log on and off to all of them that fast? and since when would someone be so STUPID to cheat like that, when they knew it was an easy win anyway?
GRARGH. ratrejnr;a;zxxmn sdddkoedx,
The worst thing is, that I'm now considered a cheater, despite me PMing the thread owner to explain, and ask why I was banned, she simply ignored me, didnt even bother to read it I bet, and put me on ignore.
I'm not rich, so despite her saying "oh, dont make such a fuss, you can get 500g in 20mins"... I CANT. She's an exchange whore, so of course can, but I dont have the funds to do that. I know you're supposed to be able to with a small amount, but really, you need 45k at the least to make any difference quick enough to be better over posting. So 500g is a days hard work. XP 4.5k would have got me well on the way to getting another letter this month. Which again, isnt easy.
ARGH. Ok, rant over. though I might add to it later if Im still annoyed.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:21 pm
GREAWGKJJDRTR ******** ******** HEEL b***h c**t WHORE ASSFACE!
okay. so like. roissy's working on some artsy stuff, yes? And she's working with thread. Trying to make a necklace. BUT SURPRISE. The stupid wire is too thick. I need two strands because of the way I'm making it. So I'mma use thread. I don't know if I'll be able to make it a real necklace, but I'll figure that out later. So I use like this UBER long piece of thread and it JGHFJCFXTJU5R KNOTS ON ME. ******** ENTIRE THING IS RUINED. Jesus. H. Christ.
AND I'm working on something else and I'm ******** PICKY, and I've been working on it since Tuesday, and just NOW I decided how I wanted it done AND it's going to take awhile and probably take up all my paint mad But hey, it might look nice when I am done.
And yet another thing I was supposed to work on, yet I haven't started because I've been busy and or lazy.
BUT. The weekend is coming up. Good, yes? No. ******** NO. Not at all. Because guess what. My crazy English teacher gave us two ******** assignments due next week. We have one that is due tomorrow which I have finished. But seriously, three ******** papers in less than a week. What the hell? I'm sorry, but I can't ******** do two essays and a story in about a week. It's batshit crazy. I've been working on them, but I am stuck on the story, because, well, hey, I was going to write this UBER LONG story that's HEY SPIFFY COOL because, hell, I don't have any other ideas. And I've barely started. I'm stuck. I can't get the words out on paper. JHGJKCGDUTFIUC7IGO8OFTU6HJKDUGYB ******** goddamit. This is utter bullshit. and OH MY GOD school is a ******** waste of time. honestly. are we really going to need to know how to do quadratic equations or plot x and y on the graph? why can't they give us basic education until the end of elementary school, and then we can decide what to do with ourselves? Yes, yes. Around eleven years of age is hard to know what you want to do with the rest of your life. But you could consider it and get into what you want to get into, and if you change your mind, you can change what you are taking.
and why, why, DEAR GOD WHY, does survival of the fittest apply to every other species except ourselves? WE ******** PROTECT OUR WEAK AND STUPID when they should be killed off. We're slowing down the progress of our species by having dumbasses take over. And old people? WTF? The good majority of old people need something so they can live! What is the point of living if you depend on a machine the majority of the time? ******** h, we have six billion people. We need to find some way to LIMIT OURSELVES. No. No. No country does this. We're just growing and growing and growing and taking more animal's lands until, if we continue at the rate we are at now, every forest and such will be cleared away for land, and every animal except we need for food will be extinct. Why? ********, w/e that's all. Probably s**t I forgot, but oh well. And if anyone wants to attack me for my opinions, shove it. Don't attack me, leave me the ******** alone. I have a right to an opinion, as long as I don't act on anything harmful.
Edit: I've wanted to be a programmer since I was...12, 13, 14? And just recently I've tried to pick up books on it and teach myself...Sad, eh? The only thing that would make me happy in life would to be a programmer for a living. I'd love to be able to create an entire fictional world, or characters...Stuff like that. And right now, I only know the basics...and, sometimes I get lazy...and I just don't know if I can teach myself. We have a course at school, but I have to take another course of math before I take programming...I just wish I had someone that could teach me and put up with me and...guh.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:46 pm
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT@ Arizona Temptress. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.
Seriously. I used to read those for the sex scenes.
INNOCENT ANGEL
At eighteen, lovely and willowy Jennie McCaine had never longed for love and passion--- and when a gang of desperados kidnapped her, she swore she’d die before submitting to any man’s touch. Then her onyx gaze locked with “El Cazador’s,” and Jennie knew deep inside her that somehow she’d never be able to deny the bandit leader. His tanned muscular skin glistened sensually in the southwest sun; his slanting chiseled lips promised her delights she never dreamed existed. In that moment the aroused beauty didn’t know what to fear more; a rescue that would wrench her from the outlaw forever---or the coming nights bound in his savage embrace!
IRRESISTIBLE DEVIL
Though her was heir-apparent to a ranching fortune, Rick Peralto found the freedom he craved only in his disguise as El Cazador. As the notorious gunman he had a fast fight, a fleet horse and an easy woman whenever he pleased. Then he saw the exquisitely alluring Jennie among his compadres and the hot-blooded male swore she’d belong just to him. Her luscious curves were meant for his pleasure; her creamy skin would be forced to respond to his touch. When he left his lawless life, he’d leave the enticing captive behind too…but until then he’d have all his manly needs fulfilled by this bewitching vixen, his provocative ARIZONA TEMPTRESS.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:18 pm
haha, ew, Naru. ._.;
I just lost all my ******** bookmarks. What the hell. Does anyone use Firefox and randomly lose their bookmarks? crying Found 'em.
I have to pull an all-nighter tonight. It's eight PM. I'm tired.
gonk gonk
...I like this thread. I can b***h and whine and complain and no one has to listen to me if they don't want to. xD
Edit @ 12 AM: HOLY CRAP I AM SO WIRED I LOVE CAFFEINE IT IS WONDERFUL O___O <333
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:13 pm
I wanna make glooooooves. But like...I'm too lazy. Anyone wanna make me some sexy elbow-length gloves? <<
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
![[Soap Tard!]'s avatar](https://a1cdn.gaiaonline.com/dress-up/avatar/ava/33/4c/2c46a4dc5a4c33_flip.png?t=1224901841_6.00_11)
