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 Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:25 pm
Erik: *stares angrily at wall* "Oh, talking back eh? Well, You shall never know my love for CHEESE!!!!!.............and whats-her-face." *looks oddly at wall* "No, no, I'm having too much fun here! You know, all alone with my dollies. Not that your concerned or anything like you claim, you....STUPID PICKLE!!"
Christine: "If I had a muffin, boy would I be happy." *Magic Muffin appears before her* "Oh look! A muffin!!"
Muffin: "I will grant you one wish if you spare my life!"
Christine: "What, are you mad? Do you know how long I've wanted one!!" *grabs Magic Muffin and eats quickly* "If only I had two muffins I would be happy...."
Erik: I have one secret of secrety secrets, it is....oh damn I forgot. sweatdrop WAIT! I remember now!! I steal socks from the managers, though one of them is really frilly with pink lace. I think something is going on I don't know about. They are smuggling olives dressed like women!! That has to be it, no one can be that rich and so greedy!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:16 pm
Erik: Look Christine, I'M NAKED!!!! xd *runs through opera house with nothing else but his mask and black socks*
Christine: eek
Erik: So Christine, how do you like this sexy hunk of man? Personally, I think I am too hot to be stopped.
Christine: I know not of who you are, you hunk of man. My name is...uh...Ami! Yes, Ami, you have the wrong prima donna~!
Erik: oh. Well then. LOOK AMI I'M NAKED!! xd
Christine: gonk Help me somebody, DON'T KEEP ME DOWN HERE WITH HIM!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:24 pm
Raoul: Hi, my name is Raoul, and I have the brain of a bug. My IQ is 26 and I eat dirty socks. Now, Christine want a kiss?
Christine: eek eeewww! You're gross, why didn't I go with Erik when I had the chance? crying
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:07 pm
*Raoul and Persian in the tourture chamber*
Raoul: Christine!
Christine: *offscreen* Raoul!
Raoul: What has he been doing to you?
Christine: Erik tied me up and then proceded to dress himself up in underoos not even the Chippendales boys would wear---okay, THAT was pretty cool---but then he dressed himself up as a Playboy bunny....okay the Playboy part I would have been fine with if it had not been a bunny! Oh the horror of the bunny! Bunnies are just so freaky with their little eyes and their cotton tails! He was hopping around like a bunny! HOPPING! He was jumping jolly high I tells ya! Bunnies make me wanna puuuuke *cries*
Persian: *very angry* HOW DARE YOU HAVE NO AFFECTION FOR BUNNIES! I had a cute little one when I was little named Foofie-Poo! Oh how I loved Foofie-Poo, but my mommy hated him! So she stepped on him on purpose! I cried for weeks on end. My mom decided to toughen me up by making me learn how to be a police officer, thinking that would supress my memory of Foofie-Poo. BUT IT DIDN'T WORK!
Christine: uuuuh.....
Perisan: what?
Christine: You know Erik just turned on the torture chamber.
Persian: really? *turns around to see that Raoul is dead* Oh no! EVERYTHING AROUND ME DIIIIEEEES!
Christine: ERIK TAKE OFF THE BUNNY EARS!
*Persian and Christine cry*
((this has been an extra long post of "Things a POTO Character Would Never Say))
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:19 pm
Kitsune Ookami *Raoul and Persian in the tourture chamber* Raoul: Christine! Christine: *offscreen* Raoul! Raoul: What has he been doing to you? Christine: Erik tied me up and then proceded to dress himself up in underoos not even the Chippendales boys would wear---okay, THAT was pretty cool---but then he dressed himself up as a Playboy bunny....okay the Playboy part I would have been fine with if it had not been a bunny! Oh the horror of the bunny! Bunnies are just so freaky with their little eyes are their cotton tails! He was hopping around like a bunny! HOPPING! He was jumping jolly high I tells ya! Bunnies make me wanna puuuuke *cries* Persian: *very angry* HOW DARE YOU HAVE NO AFFECTION FOR BUNNIES! I had a cute little one when I was little named Foofie-Poo! Oh how I loved Foofie-Poo, but my mommy hated him! So she stepped on him on purpose! I cried for weeks on end. My mom decided to toughen me up by making me learn how to be a police officer, thinking that would supress my memory of Foofie-Poo. BUT IT DIDN'T WORK! Christine: uuuuh..... Perisan: what? Christine: You know Erik just turned on the torture chamber. Persian: really? *turns around to see that Raoul is dead* Oh no! EVERYTHING AROUND ME DIIIIEEEES! Christine: ERIK TAKE OFF THE BUNNY EARS! *Persian and Christine cry* ((this has been an extra long post of "Things a POTO Character Would Never Say)) Oh my god. So funny. OR, the ALTERNATE ending: Christine: uuuuh..... Persian: what? Christine: You know Erik just turned on the torture chamber. Persian: Really? *looks at Raoul, and tries to help him up. Raoul dies* ...!! EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES!! *sobs like a woman* Christine: THEN FOR GOD SAKES COME TOUCH ME!! Erik: Hey! I'm not even done pole-dancing for you yet! Die later!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:42 pm
And now another song from Avenue Q
Erik: I'm not wearing underwear today,
No im not wearing underwear today
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still none the less i gotta say
That im not wearing underwear today
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:01 am
Raoul to Erik: Why don't you compose any songs for ME?! I'd be so much better than Christine with my slick , sexy hair style!!!
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:02 am
Phantom_Muz Raoul to Erik: Why don't you compose any songs for ME?! I'd be so much better than Christine with my slick , sexy hair style!!! See? *starts to sing* OOOOOKKKKKKLAHOMA!
(for those who saw the movie, the guy who played Raoul was also in the musical Oklahoma)
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:08 am
Kitsune Ookami Raoul: Hey Erik, what are you doing today? Erik: Whatever I feel like doing! GOD! Erik: God Christine eat your dinner! Fat lard! Erik: *to Christine* I like your sleeves. They're big. -snort, hack, cough, choke- TOO MUCH NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE! XD
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:53 am
Erik: I've got this devious little plan, see. It starts out with I let Christine go with the Fop. Then, as a wedding gift, I give them the monkey music box. But what they won't know is I've hidden a scorpian, a trained one, in the box. So, if it ever breaks and Raoul has to fix it, BAM! He's dead, she's mine. Perfect plan.
Nadir: *staring at Erik like he's nuts*
Erik: ...Or I could just try and kill Raoul the minute he comes down to my home.
Nadir: That's right, Erik. Stick to the script.
Erik: *trying to use a computer* ...I have no idea why they call this clicker-thing a mouse. It looks more like someone's liver... *IM box pops up with the little bell sound* HOLY CRAP MY COMPUTER'S POSSESSED!! ....wait, what's this box with words in it? .."rofl lyke hi erki!1111!1!1one".. Dear Lord, who taught Mme. Giry to type like that?!
*another IM box pops up* !! Yeesh, these things are freaky... "im gunna keel u, j00 st00pid phantom"... Okay, how do you block this thing? ..Hey, look, a Fop Blocker*! *click* No more of that!
Computer: YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
Erik: AAIIEEEEE!! *runs away from computer*
(* Fop Blocker. Like spam blocker, only it blocks fops. No more annoying little bed-wetters will ever IM you again! that's $199.95, get it while the De Chagny line still exists.)
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:39 pm
Erik: if you choose the scorpion you will marry me, and the world will not blow up, but if you choose the grasshopper, i will be forced to say: zeeky boogydoog..... Christine: wait didnt you just say.. Erik surprised h crap *world blows up* Raoul: AND IN COMES THE KAMACAZI WATERMELLON!! Erik: ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!!! *world blows up* Christine (talking to Meg, they are on two different chairs): so......how many times has the world blown up now? Meg: i think about two... Christine: yah that seems about right Persian *walks in front of the two wearing a cape and tights*: I AM SUPER BLAH! http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:56 pm
Little Erik: *goes up to group of boys* Can I play, too?
Boys: *laugh and walk off*
Little Erik: It's because I'm BLACK, isn't it?!
(If that offends anyone, sorry. I say it all the time when my friends pick on me even though I'm about as black as white-out. >_o )
Madame Giry: Oh forget ballet. I'm going to work in the Playboy Mansion!
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:25 pm
Madame Giry: Will you all leave me alone?! For God's sake, I'm a BOX-KEEPER! What on earth am I supposed to know about dancing? Do I LOOK like a dancer to you?!
Erik: (Monty Python) But father, I want to marry someone I love. You know *music winds up* that special... someone... *Prepares to sing*
Nadir: *Smacks him* Stop that! Stop that! There won't be any singing while I'm here.
Erik: *Rubbing his head* Well, that's no problem since you're not in the musical.
Nadir: -_-;
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:53 pm
Erik: Let's go bother Raoul, shall we?
Nadir: Okay
both: *to Raoul* BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!
Nadir: Say Erik, what are we gonna do tonight?
Erik: Same thing we do everynight Nadir, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:59 pm
Quote: Erik: Let's go bother Raoul, shall we? Nadir: Okay both: *to Raoul* BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER! Haha, I have a friend who's actually making a flash video of that! Or at least, along those lines. It'll actually be Raoul and... someone else... bothering Erik. He punjabs them, and Christine shows up. After that, we have no clue what to do. Perhaps... Christine: Hmm, let's see what they've got in their pockets.... hmm... O.o Erik: What? What? Christine: *Holds up her missing stockings* Erik: O.o I didn't realize the Vicomte was into that...
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