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 Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:30 pm
Maegyn Rktikfox ..or pieces. haha! *slaps knee* ...ah...haa..hoo. ninja Rofl, I never even noticed that. xd I just noticed his spelling mistake. domokun Those accursed homonyms! gonk
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:10 pm
XiaoDreamer seph: iam too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts blaugh or: Sephiroth: Im to sexy for my cat, to sexy for my cat what you think about that. xp
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:12 pm
Oni_Samurai XiaoDreamer seph: iam too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts blaugh or: Sephiroth: Im to sexy for my cat, to sexy for my cat what you think about that. xp whilst idly tossing a confused Cait Sith over his shoulder... stare
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:50 pm
Rktikfox Oni_Samurai XiaoDreamer seph: iam too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts blaugh or: Sephiroth: Im to sexy for my cat, to sexy for my cat what you think about that. xp whilst idly tossing a confused Cait Sith over his shoulder... stare
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:58 pm
Oni_Samurai Rktikfox Oni_Samurai XiaoDreamer seph: iam too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts blaugh or: Sephiroth: Im to sexy for my cat, to sexy for my cat what you think about that. xp whilst idly tossing a confused Cait Sith over his shoulder... stare Seince were on the music subject: * Cloud, Vincent, Barret, Cid, and Sephiroth in front. * I want to take you to the Y, M, C ,A. I want to take you to the Y, M, C, A. You can ............
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:01 am
( For all of you who have seen WHITE CHICKS)
* Barret is sitting next to Aerith alone in a restraunt. Aerith farts. *
Barret: well i do like a girl with a little bit more.....
* Barret farts and keeps farting. *
Barret: Basking in the ambience. xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:48 am
Cid: *throws PS controller* BLAST AND DAMN YOU, GUARD SCORPION!
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:49 pm
Oni_Samurai Oni_Samurai Rktikfox Oni_Samurai XiaoDreamer seph: iam too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts blaugh or: Sephiroth: Im to sexy for my cat, to sexy for my cat what you think about that. xp whilst idly tossing a confused Cait Sith over his shoulder... stare Seince were on the music subject: * Cloud, Vincent, Barret, Cid, and Sephiroth in front. * I want to take you to the Y, M, C ,A. I want to take you to the Y, M, C, A. You can ............ Lol, any FF boy save for like.. Zell, or any character like him, wouldn't be caught dead doing something like that. Squall: *strutting around infront of his mirror* As I move my little tush down the catwalk.. wink
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:35 pm
* Sephiroth stabs aerith throught *
Haha your dead.
* then he breaks out in song *
Haha your dead i killed you,
i made you boyfriend make a poopoo,
now cry and sobb and be a b***h,
her stomach you wll have to s-t-i-t-c-hhhhh
xp
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:10 pm
Cloud:I dont like Tifa barret can have her.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:31 pm
Cloud: PPPLLPHT! Soup is yucky! mad
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:18 pm
Cloud: So Yuffie how did you get all that materia
Yuffie: I just stole it from Barret
Vincent: cool lets use it on something
Aerith: Hey guys whatcha doin'?
Vincent: about to kill helpless animals
Aerith: thats mean you know I'm a pacifist
*silence*
Yuffie: Your something babies suck on
Vincent: No thats a pedifile
Cloud: Pacifier!!!!!
Vincent: Yuffie you might wanna put the materia down cause when Barret finds out he'll shoot it right out of your hand
*a bullet shoots the materia out of Yuffie's hand*
Vincent: Yea just like that
*more bullet fire comes*
Cloud: Run for it
Barret: Nice shot cupcake
Cait Sith: thank you sir
Barret: shut up scum bag were not having a moment
Cloud: Yuffie get over to Vincents post and hold a suppresive fire
Yuffie: What?
Cloud: get over to Vincents rock and shoot like hell
*Yuffie turns around to see a rock with bullet fire everywhere on the road there*
Yuffie: no way you go over there
Cloud: why should I?
Yuffie: Cause while your here making out with your girlfriend I'm eating a machine gun sandwich
Cloud: I'm gonna give you cover fire
Yuffie: unless that cover fire is a 35 meter bullet proof wall I'd like a plan that lets me keep the same amount of blood.
Cloud: Okay wait does the blood have to be in your body
Cait Sith: I can't feel my hands
Barret: suck it up
Yuffie: wait I don't even have a gun
Cloud: Then get over there and yell bang bang bang
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:59 pm
wow all of these are hilar xd ious
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:22 pm
Cloud: *dancing in pink dress* Lookit me! I got a pretty pretty pink dress! I'm a pretty lady! heart 3nodding
Cloud: *roasting a chocobo over a fire, The chocobo being impailed on his hair* I knew my hair was useful!
Aeris: *picks up a dandilion*... Mommy had a baby and it's head popped off! *pops flower off the stem*
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:22 pm
* cloud on the bachlorette show*
barret: AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!! welcome to the belchlorette show where you try to find the love of your life our guest here today is cloud..GIVE IT UP FOR CLOUD!!!
*cloud just waves*
barret: now cloud this is your first time here yes
cloud: does it mater?
baret: nvm here are your contestants..4 of them
* one looks like tifa the other areies the other yuffie and the other sephiroth but cloud doesnt know*
barret: alrght cloud ask your question
cloud bachlorette #1 if i were a passion fruit..what would i be?
#1: well baby if you were a passion fruit it would be a..banana!! cause its long and smooth!
*cloud goes ooooooooooo and giggles*
cloud: bahclorette #2 if you were a docter what would you perscribe me with?
#2: well...if i was a docter./.ifd let you take me..and you would not leave bed..for 3 weeks
* after hours of questions cloud asked #4 the last one*
cloud: bachlorette #4 if you were a president..what would your 1st act be?
#4: if i were preasident (thats eph but his voice is all girlish) i would allow same sex marriages hehehehe
cloud claps* barret i think i found my type
barret: alright lets see who #1 is..#1 is tifa the big chested girl in the game and boy can she make martinis *tifa blows a kiss and cloud blushs* #2 is areith her flowers can make you dream opf fantasies i cant say right now *she winks* #3 is yuffioes she will steal your heart...literally *she giggles*
cloud: ok ok..i like them..but whos number 4 barret?
barret: ah..the lucky choice..#4 is...*drum roll*...SEPHIROTH!!!!..hes sliver haired has a long sword and i aint talkin about the one he carries hahah!!
seph: hey big boy..
*clouds mouthn is on the flloor and screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *cloud takes his sword and kills himself*
barret: well thats all the time we have today folks join me again next tiem fior..THE DATING GAME ( i hope this is funny)
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