*skids into guild*
*puffpuff*
Hey newbies! I'm here!
...what with the heads? O.o
Well, anyway, I'm Kirby. Let me give you a picture:

YES< I look like that. YES, I am pink and fluffy. Please, try to contain your jealousy. >.< YES, I like to eat people...oh, wait, no I don't! I'm a vegit, so don't worry about that. I'll just steal your powers and spit you back out
wink I'm writing a book (well a series actually) called
Ametris. There are seven others, each named after a different country in my little world.
heart Go ahead and read it, it's in Works, though that's the craptastic version. (Z, don't you get on my back for that, it's my story after all!) I have about 300 pages on the series, but only 10% of it is actually useful. Still, it's nice to see it on paper
heart Wouldn't you agree?
I love random comments, PMs, kitties, and anime pictures. If I see one in your sig or profile, I WILL steal it, so be warned!
blaugh I lovelovelove "alternative" music and classical, a weird combo...but you should all know, I'm completely bipolar, and have several different types of insanity. That includes paradisreality, skitzophrenia, and mild cases of others. It's nothing serious, and it's nothing a doctor would agree on (in fact, paradisreality is the term I made up for it
sweatdrop I can't remember the actual term) but just be warned that I'm completely erratic. Erm, random. Whatever.
I play piano and video games, and I'm babbling again aren't I? And I wrote the awesomest stuff this week, including the final battle for my favorite book and a few very artsy paragraphs for my people, who I love
heart One is totally me in a different life, and the other one is my super-cute perfect guy
heart heart heart Well, taht's enough for one person, isn't it? I um, tend to babble sometimes. Or lecture, which is different. My lectures are always interesting, because I explain things like stars and winds and the time/space continuum and gods and goddesses in terms of phoenixes, sylphs, elves, magic, etc., etc. They're actually quite logical, though they sound like babbling, but trust me, they aren't. Not unless I'm in a babbly mood, and I'm doing it again, aren't I? AND OH CRAP I'M MISSING GREY'S ANATOMY!!!!!
*runs away*