|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:57 pm
Oh, and there's always "Zero points: When Evan comes to school."
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:08 am
1 brain fart
2 if i had a penny for..........
3 frart in a car
4 you get cookies if u sux biggrin
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:37 am
1. We have the brain fart too.
2. HU...and.
In the drumline, we dut for four beats, then we count, one two three, and on the four, we go HU for this one part for our show. And we couldn't get it together for some reason, so our drum tech said, don't make me make you say, one two three HU AND! I guess you had to be there.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:03 pm
Donald Trump is a pimp.
Don't ask...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:37 am
we call our hats pimp hats cuz they have huge feathers on them.....and.... One of my friends ((hes a trombone player)) HE puts on one of the barays ((SP?) and holds it up and says in this weird voice "i have seen the lord, he told me to walk with him" and all that weird stuff...he is our pope...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:01 am
Every time my band director say E we always say E equals 69
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:46 am
Well, our band director Mr. Harris is getting kind of old, and he couldn't tell what the symbol on his score was (it was a pianissimo sign) so he said... "Alright, everyone play.... Pi."
And of course, now there is the Baritone noise for snake.
My section leader, one other baritone and I were hiking, and I jumped across a creek, and when I looked down there was this tiny little snake and it squiggled away and I screamed and fell in the creek. My section leader, Michelle, and the other baritone, Sam, were like WTF?! I was like, OMG! THERE WAS A SNAKE AND IT WENT WLAWLAWLA!!! (there is a finger motion that accompanies that sound).
Now whenever we're bored we go wlawlawla.
And then there's the joke about how when Mr. Harris turns 55 he will crack out of his old-man shell and be Jesus...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:51 am
1. Kumbaiya (death metal style) don't ask
2. Waking up with one of the drummers moms every morning to fix said drumer's breakfast.
3. Plumes are made from recycled chicken fodder.
4. Cheech and chong
5. Harrassing the drum major for doing a crappy job
6. Harrassing the band director and bandmates for doing a crappy job.
7. Harrassing the opposign band for doing a crappy job.
8. Something about swallows and cocoanuts.
9. The orderly and godly bellow of the band director through the PA which was always subsequently playing the metronome like some kind of brainwashing technique.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:52 pm
1. Tube of toothpaste
2. Bowl of water that will make the earth explode
3. Set...AAAAAKH!
4. Cream pies
5. Don't be that kid!
6. Everything relating to Ms. Burrows's stories (e.g. Nuts!)
Edit: I'll just tell you I guess
1. relates to a Mr. Wilson metaphor for doing a roll step (rolling out a tube of toothpaste)
2. relates to another Mr. Wilson metaphor for posture (a bowl of water on the end of one's instrument that couldn't be spilled or the earth would explode)
3. Set was the secret word! XD
4. Birthday kids and winners of the costume competition get to pie someone of their choice.
5. relates to when we're running back to another set and the last person to get to their spot is "that kid"
6. STORYTIME WITH MS. B.! (aka flute-clarinet sectionals)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:07 pm
1.] Is that the sound of a STAAAAND falling?
2.] Hairspray bottle.
3.] One time at band camp Aaron's stand extended.
4.] One time at band camp Shaina blew Aaron's piccolo.
5.] GayDars exploding.
6.] One time at band camp Shaina sucked Casey's kool-pop.
7.] Everybody 69.....YAY!!!...........Look at those big fat.................TITES!!!
8.] Morgan Sticky..........UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG
9.] Billy's got his beer goggles on.
10.] Marching Pinguins
11.] Tampon noses.
Ok so 1.] was when our band director got mad when a stand fell.
2.] When he was explaining how to play loud he compared it to hairspray.
3.] Aaron wacked someone in the head with his stand while he was moving it and he was like "MY STAND EXTENDED WITHOUT ME KNOWING IM SORRY!!"
4.] Our band director told me to blow on Aaron's piccolo.
5.] While we were watching this guy on colorgaurd.
6.] ....don't ask lmao..
7.] So one year our band director would tell us to go to measure 69 in the music...soon he was just saying "EVERYBODY 69!" ...You don't want to know the rest haha.
8.] One year on the way to a compitition we threw wet marshmellows on the bus ceiling.
9.]Haha...Our band dierctor's name is William we call him Billy...and the song ""Billy's got his beer goggles on"..Yeah..
10.] When we double march..the pit looks like pinguins :]]
11.] Lastyear some guys stuck tampons in their noses and started sneezing because of the provided scent.
((..wow...I just relised those sound kindda funky when you have no idea where they come from. XD ))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:31 pm
here are some.
1. minorities...
2. la migra!!
3. the one asian has to know!
4. "its cuz your mexican."
5. thats sharpstown for ya...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:00 pm
Vanity Fair and Social Security- both codenames for our favorite phrases (v****a fart and s**t, son.)
"Colleen's gonna go anime on us!"- Said after I was dared to scream "SHUT UP!" at the top of my lungs.
"And for all you deaf people..." -My friend decided to hit the bass drum every time we had to go back to the opening set (third time= three hits, etc.) and after "numero nueve" one of our basses said "and for all you deaf people, that's nine."
"Mr. Mikesell's wearing the pants in his relationship!" Our band director's wife is ahm, assertive, and he told her off once, and someone screamed that out.
"PDA!!!!" (my favorite) Two kids that are going out landed on top of each other, and our band director made up a bunch of other crap and called their parents. So now, whenever someone touches you, we scream "PDA!" which is followed by "PHONE CALL HOME!"
//edit
"Honk if you're horny" - We wrote that on signs and taped them in the back windows of the bus. A few times, our equipment van was behind us and it'd start beeping like crazy.
"What if I called you a spoiled little b***h?" My friend called our band director a spoiled little b***h, and so he got all cocky and whatnot.
"I'd like to keep my hobbies to myself, thanks." My response to a bass drummer after he told me my ice pack looked like a female pleasure product.
"Respawn in 3...2...1...BEEEEP!" Marching Band Halo. 'nuff said.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:06 pm
We were in a low brass sectional lesson and somewhere (this guild) I was told that if you tell your Band Directior that the song reminds you of Twinkle Twinkle Little star, it'll get stuck in his head. So we're playing this song that really DOES kinda sound like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. So when we stop I raise my hand:
Me: You know, this song reminds me of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
BD: Kinda like a really sick morbid version though...
Then he started playing it on the piano.
Me and rest of section: rofl
So now if you mention Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Someone will wind up playing it on the piano
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:44 pm
"Class, just by walking into class today with your horns, your intonation (sp?) just went up."
Edit: For years, i've always played on a very crappy alto saxophone. So every time, in a piece of concert or jazz music Mr. Rupert (the director) would always mention something about how wacked my sax was because it couldn't play in tune on any high notes. Well, back in May i got a brand new sax. So the joke was that just by having the class walk into class, that the intonation when up because i had a new horn that could actually play in tune.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:37 am
Our band has a few...
1.) When the BD announces a new fundraising activity (bowl-a-thon, rock-a-thon, etc.) we yell out "Unless you're naked!" at the end of every sentence.
2.)Two of our graduated Tbones would always come to our annual rock-a-thon, and set up "Pat 'N Andy's House of Love". It was hilarious, because it was like two in the morning and we see clothes flying through the air behind their mats.
3.)The other Tenor Sax in our band is Korean, so during the really boring parts of one song when all we had is a bazillion measures of rest she started counting the measures at the top of her lungs in Korean. Now we all do to tick off the Flutes.....
4.)The retarted fruitcake.....Every year before concert festival we have a local college BD come in to critique our songs...well two years ago he listened to us play one song then said we sounded like a retarded fruitcake! Now everytime someone mentions fruitcake we crack up!
5.) Da Vimon....Since our Guard and our Drummers usually end up dancing the Guard have taken on calling the Drummers their Vimon. It's just funny to watch six girls walk into the Bandroom yelling "Where are da Vimon?!"
Yeah, I talk alot, and this isn't all of them....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
