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Scythe beats tail, because now I can show Awesome Slicing Action. cool

I slice and dice using my brain its called telekinesis...

And a Scythe works better....

Gather 'round and I'll give you a few reviews....in the form of fairy tales.....I know you're so excited.

AOHC: Once upon a time there was a blue man named Blitz thrown into the middle of a bunch of robot demons. He fought like a hero, even if he used to be a villain. He was granted a pipe and a shield by a wicked sorceresss, who waited behind the scenes to collect him after his great battle. The robots attacked him and those who fought beside him....but then stuff just kinda stopped happening, and the sorceress got bored and stopped watching, deciding to watch the brady bunch instead. ED will have to fix this soon, because it's reached a hump that's slowing things down.

AA: Elsewhere in a land far far away a young little prince decided to go out on an adventure. He found a peasant in the street and purchased some fireworks. He set off those fireworks in the bed of a giant sea monster, who would've been extrememly pissed if he had found out about it. Instead the young prince was rescued by a cyclops. The cyclops then discovered the Prince's mother, Rose Red, was in trouble, so he contacted her knight in shining wing-armor, and told him to go do his quick snappy rescue.

Meanwhile the halfling, Eric, was introduced to the colorful sprite, Hattie. They both had quite a love for machinery...and it was very evident by the showings of his toys by the halfling, and the exuberant reactions from the sprite. Somehow the halfling has a workshop that seems to be even larger than the base itself *goes to count floors* but hey, it's all good...but if he shows the sprite another wrench I'm afraid she'll pass out on the floor in pure joy.

The Knight came back to the base after his rescue of Rose Red as slightly botched. He consulted his cyclops and his magician, then the young prince finally informed the lot of them that Rose Red had been returned and was sleeping quite like sleeping beauty in her room. So the Knight ran to go see her, then after establishing that his fair maiden(who hasn't been much a maiden for a while now) wasn't injured, he sent his cyclops out to check on the roads, and the magician to check on the magical cameras of neverland. He then took a shower, cause knightwork is bloody and stinky work. Then they moved the conversation to their own little cove, because it was getting to be too mushy for the general audience....even though we know they'll be reading it anyway.

Also, there was a sneaky little demon skeleton guy, known as Harry the sneaky little demon skeleton guy. He snuck in, and then snuck out. Yay blood.






AoS: In the deep and dark dwelling of the evil sorceress, she and her evil minions were gathered.....in the kitchen for foodstuffs. The busty bar-wench named Jaydis was being anti social as usual. The evil sorceress made sure to tease her profusely, before the bar-wench decided to sneak away up into her room. The Grumpy dwarf Baranar came into the kitchen to eat food and discussed his familiar's new enjoyment of eating slaves to bother the guards. The evil sorceress enjoyed this banter, and then entered the imp, Vigi, who teased the sorceress. The sorceress challenged the Imp to a sparring match, and the kitchen became a battleground. Thorm the lost wandering dude, found his way into the kitchen and was greeted by the hosts within. The evil alchemist Higi, was down in the dungeons attempting to stop the broken warrior Bobby from escaping. He used his magic staff to alter gravity and stop the broken warrior from escaping with his fleet foot. Bobby was able to steal the keys of the guards before this happened and opened the door to fall out of the gravity manipulation and then be thrown from the room. He then took off runing up the stairs.

Meanwhile the sorceress cut off her fight with Vigi, and then left in a hurry with a cloak and moth. Surprisingly she got back rather quickly....>.>, and then had a run in with Thorn and her father the evil mage Xeen. The evil mage demanded they fight the peasants, and the sorceress considered it.

Oh, and King arthur ate chocolate fingers with his scotch....while commenting on everything. He's a good butler he is. <3

AoH: And a dry wind blew through the AoH.....

New Pheonix:Cathy, a poor serving maid who has an evil stepmother and two evil stepsisters, saw a hero on the monitor, it was scott. She paled and watched as the hero fought the monsters.

Meanwhile the baker's boy, Garret Erickson, was going to be executed by the evil soldiers of the peasant king. They brought him out, blindfolded him, gave him a few wet willies, and then got ready to shoot him. But strangely, some cloaked mysterious figure shows up and saves him. She then tells him that he owes the lot of them, and they'll be back to collect that favor.

The peasant king declared the unfinished war betweent he AoH and the AoS over, the peasants believing that the AA were responsible. he then sends out a group of people to battle at Krovh.

Union City:
The huntress, Minerva, has a run in with the herald,shockwave. It ends with The Huntress barely escaping, and the Herald returning to his base.
In Union City the brave band of warriors led by the Assasin, Alloran, went out to free the slaves from the fortress of evil. He was accompanied by Rose Red, and by the Princess who could not speak, in an attempt to save her twelve brothers who had been turned into swans...though her evil mother-in-law, the evil queen, had a plan to claim her as a demon and then burn her....but I digress. These three, abandoned by the busty witch, Erica, and the sleeping simpleton, Ghost....one having left to bother someone else, and the other having stupid training stuff. The three brave warriors freed the slaves, but got seperated. The slaves led by Rose Red revolted and took the fair maiden(who isn't really such a maiden, and we can partially blame the knight for that) hostage. They left for the peasant kingdom to sell the lovely Rose Red in exchange for their protection. The assasin and the Silent princess were able to help the other slaves escape, and then escaped themselves....the assasin stopping to go pick up his truck.

Meanwhile the busty witch, Erica came across Baran Von Emo, Ashura, who was on a sadness trip and asked her, his former love, to kill him. The witch did so, with much sadness. She was then come upon by the Baker's Boy, Garret, who came seeking her help. She also met the Trickster, Devon, who had once killed Ashura himself.

Durring this a young goose girl was dying, poisoned and weak inside a dumpster. A mysterious cloaked figure came to her and offered her healings, but the girl died anyway. The mysteriously cloaked figure took her dragonfly and left.


Krovh: The girl with the green dragonfly appears again, to place pieces that would come into play later. The Trickster, Devon comes through the city, searching for Minerva Cross, the Huntress.

Battlegrounds War Shelter:
At the great healing dome, The Sprite Hattie, organized medical supplies. And the wolf-child, Laurel, admitted that the Hero, Blitz, hadn't returned her phonecalls.

Battlegrounds: The witch and the Baker's boy find themselves getting into trouble with the mines. Harry, shows up and gets in trouble with the mines too.....it's just really funny.

Pawn Shop: The page remains blank

Roads: The Knight battles the rogue slaves in order to win back the fair Rose Red. He gets her back, but then she gets taken by a mysterious cloaked figure, this one with a locust on her shoulder. The knight gets pissed, kills one of the slaves and then finds Rose Red's necklace. He picks it up and takes it home, hoping his magician would be able to help him find Rose Red.

The cyclops returns to the area to inspect the grounds, hoping to find more information about the mysterious cloacked figure who he believes to be Famine, one of the four horsemen. Instead he meets a different cloaked figure, this one with a wasp. She accepts the title of war, and they battle, testing each other's strengths. War eventually decides she has revealed too much, and leaves.

Other: ED's birthday was on April 13th, it was good thank you. The next birthday approaching is Miff's on April 27th, and I figured I better start making a list of these, so I can keep track of them. So please post your birthdays or PM them to me. Also, shark week was this week in ED's journal, feel free to catch up with all the information, it's still there, and still amusing to some extent. The grandma pic owns all.


.....and um.....they lived happily ever after........

((new suggestions for update themes are always welcomed.))

The Goose Girl is one of my most favorite fairy tales, deal with it. rofl

Jez has been busy, he's sent me a pm, but has otherwise been a bum. I'll have to bug him some. 3nodding

rofl It's better than halfling or baker's boy.....baker's boy..... rofl .......

He'll be a couple of days, Junior prom is coming up and he's got work....but then he'll be back and ready to play, or at least he better be. xd

lol, I understand how you feel. I'd get bored of some characters, although Ruby was always entertaining because she had like no inhibitions.

I skipped my own prom, and went to my best friend's prom....much more interesting....but yeah, still sucked. Too much pomp and circumstance.

Actually, that's the graduation song... which was played for a good, oh, FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT when we finally got to it. Prom I've never gone to, in any form, because I was on the prom committee for a few weeks while I was waiting for the next play auditions to be announced... It was sad, in a gut-wrenchingly McDonald's-food-bought-by-filthy-rich-kids kind of way. Instead, I went to my first anime con--much more fun.