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Chaz's gotten mad in front of cameras before.

Quotes [Man, I love these. Sorry about the Q&A and the blank ones, I forgot who said those. Personally I think the main fact in this post is that they have a sense of humor. xd ]

Mike: Look how fat my head is. It's even fatter than normal. It's too big!

Chaz: Mike is so hot... Oops, I mean Joe.

"One time, chester jumped on a porta-toilet during a show and
fell through the roof he did the whole show dangling over the toilet."

Q: Why does Brad wear ear phones when he plays guitar?
A: Cause his ears are really big. He looks like the guy on the cover of mad magazine.

Mike: Eminem is funny. Eminem is also a homophobic jerk.

"We are renaming the band to Blink-Nsync 182."

"Out record label won't pay people to write us new songs until we get the dance moves to our Clairol commercial right."

"Brad, is it true that your mom is a hamster?"

"When I was little I was a brat."

"If you were sitting in your living room watching T.V., having a poptart and a soda, and some drunken idiot walked into your home wanting to use your bathroom—you'd frigging call the cops!"

"Mr. Hahn is god."

"Joe, do you remember me from Minnesota? You looked at me when you were playing."

Mike: A lot has been made of the contrast between me and Chester because we are totally different in a lot of ways. He's crazy for a start off. I'm sane. He used to run around at the age of two singing Foreigner songs. I certainly didn't. He'll show you his butt. I wouldn't inflict that on anybody. We learned pretty early on in this band that you can't have snobbery in music. Our guitarist is a huge Britney Spears fan.

Q: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
A: Look at naked girls, of course.

Mike: Sucks to be the guy who has to wear one of these, huh?

Mike: Christina Aguilera looks like a poodle in her new video.

"Brad Delson only wears Urban Decay nail polish, available at Hot Topic."

Chester: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty.
Mike: Chester?!
Joe: I remember this one!
Chester: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!
Mike: That was so not funny.
Joe: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!
Rob: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!
Chester: Then we attacked him with air freshener.
Brad: Lysol!

Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
Chester: Mike likes porno.
Mike: I don't like porno. I like graphics...

Shoutweb: What would your name be as a professional wrestler?
Mike: I'm not a wrestler. I'm a manager. Our wrestling partners are our other singer, Chester, and our DJ, Mr. Hahn... they're the Sugar Brothers.
Shoutweb: What is this I heard about him getting naked?
Mike: Chester? He just likes to show his butt. He wouldn't have the tights that most wrestlers have. He would have a G-string.

Brad: I want to know if Joe Hahn sleeps in the nude?
Mike: Yes, he does. *Wink wink*

Mike: We don't know what this video (Osc) is about. Joe, our DJ, is the only
one who knows what it's about, and he won't tell us.
Chester: He's an alien anyway.

Chester: I'm the most important person... ever.
Mike: I think Chester's full of himself, and I think thats really HOT.
Chester: Sometimes at night you're full of me too.

Chester: We kind of just like ninjas and dark tunnels and fire.
Mike: And guys with big hair that look like werewolves.

Mike: I have a toothbrush. My toothbrush is sexy!

Mike: Most of us met a long time ago. Brad and I met in junior high and we met Rob in high school, we met Joe in college.
Chester: And they made me in college in a chemistry class. They copied
Frankenstein's work and used pieces of dead people, which is why I have to wear this *touches his spiked collar* to hide the scar tissue.

Brad: Well, I'm not that tall - I actually wear a size 11 [shoe] - and we're actually getting stuff for free now. I just got a pair of Converse, so in terms of filling shoes I don't have any complaints.
Mike: Filling shoes? Wouldn't that mean that those bands are gone? I don't think any of those bands have left the scene. We're all playing music together at this point.
Brad: That was a very adept answer.
Mike: Thank you, Brad. Brad's so kind. He's here for my moral support. Without Brad I think I'd be pretty bummed out on tour, because he's the only one who gives me any moral support. Everyone else makes fun of me - especially Mr. Hahn.

Brad: Mike, were you like in a pop group before Linkin Park?
Mike: I was in menudo.
Brad: I heard that you can sing and dance real nice. Is it true you had a fight with Ricky Martin, and that's why they kicked you out? Or was it the age thing?
Mike: Ricky is an a**, he's just bitter 'cause my name was first on the first CD.

Chester: There's nothing like screaming "Shut up" for seven hours straight, upside down. That was another thing when they hung me upside down, all the blood in my body rested in this small space in my head, 'cause I don't have that big of a melon. It was the most excruciating thing. I felt like my head was going to explode like a pimple. It was kind of gross.

Q: You guys really don't know what your next single's going to be?
Chester: We have no idea.
Mike: Good job, Chester. Good boy.

Mike: You know what's nice is that our posters are right next to the sign
for the toilets.

Some guy: Did you guys know you spelled Lincoln wrong?

Joe: What the hell is it with you and Jigglypuffs?
Chester: What the hell is it with you and frogs?
Joe: Don't disrespect the almighty froggie!
Chester: Oooooh I'm scared! Should I run?
Joe: Yes very, very fast.

Chester: Have you ever played the p***s Game?
Cane: WHAT?!
Chester: The p***s Game!
Cane: What the hell is that?!
Chester: Wanna play it with me?
Cane: Uh, no thanks!
Mike: Oh come on, you know you do!
Cane: Would someone mind telling me what the hell the p***s Game is?
Chester: Its where I slap you with my p***s!
Joe: No its not! Someone says p***s really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!
Cane: Oh, okay.
Joe: p***s!
Brad: Phoenix has no p***s!
Phoenix: Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with p***s!
Joe: No it doesn't!

Mike: Yeah we make fun of Chester's big a**.
Chester: I don't have a big a**!
Phoenix: No, you have a ghetto booty!
Joe: Haha ghetto booty! I like that one, haha!

Chester is the oldest one in the group.

Isnt it Feb 2nd. Then he has something in common with my niece because that's her birthday. biggrin

no I saw Nov. 2

In the summer of 2003 the band was almost signed over to another label which actually was a christian lable so they would have been classified as a christian band. WACKED OUT. eek

Its okay things happen that way. wink