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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:42 pm
some do. some did when I told it at school
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:16 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:02 am
chipmonk hey I have a good blonde joke why did the blonde jump off of the cliff? she thought her maxi pad had wings get it? ouch, that smarts. xd i wish you could have purple or green as a natural hair color. instead of this stupid dark blond stressed
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:51 am
okay, there is this mirror, and it will grant you your wish if you tell it a belief about yourself. if your wrong, you dissapear, if your belief is right, your granted a wish. A red head walks up and tells it "I beleive that i am the most beautiful woman in the world." POOF! shes gone. A bruenette walks up, and says," I believe I am the smartest woman in the world." Poof, shes gone too. A blonde walks up and says, "I think-" POOF!
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:36 pm
I have school tommarow and i am looking forward to it...i know i have some cool teachers too. Im so happy that william is going to a class too!!! he is there right now... rofl
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:56 pm
site ninja ((i got real creative with what to name that link, huh? rolleyes ))
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:56 pm
professionalpineapple chipmonk hey I have a good blonde joke why did the blonde jump off of the cliff? she thought her maxi pad had wings get it? ouch, that smarts. xd i wish you could have purple or green as a natural hair color. instead of this stupid dark blond stressed becky, your hair's pretty the way it is (then again this is coming from a person who dyed her own hair...). and your super smart too. so ignore the stupid blonde jokes. there are as many dumb blondes as there are dumb brunettes and dumb red-heads and dumb...umm... black-haired people. and i'm not blonde, yet i'm socially stupid. it took me forever to understand that maxi pads are the same things as those that you uses when you get a peri... (no need to go into details). (and i've officially stopped caring what other people think about me, so i don't care that i just wrote that last sentence in a forum) anyways, i don't like blonde jokes either. i usually change the "blonde" in the joke to the name of a person i hate, which makes the joke funny (for me at least). and another thing that bugs me= in the blonde jokes, the ppl in the joke are always girls. WTF? the jokes are sexist and, erm... hair colorist and should not be taken seriously. ... and no one better tell me to lighten up, because if racial jokes are taken seriosly, then so should other apperance related jokes. thank you for reading this message.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:58 pm
Randomly- I am so mad at my freshmen, I was told to call them and when i did, they were all rude!!! omg! One hung up on me! I called and she asked who i was when i saids Link Crew she hung up!! domokun They are so rude this year. oh well what can i do?
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:01 pm
stupid freshmen dont know whats good for em...they'll get theyre asses kicked by the end of the year if they keep it up.
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:03 am
here's a llama theres a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only 3 years dead but it told the tale and now listen little child to the safety rail did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama's llama tastes of llama llama llama duck half a llama twice a llama not a llama farmer llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck is that how its told now is it oh so old is it made of lemon juice doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin ive run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck!
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:40 am
Airyu becky, your hair's pretty the way it is (then again this is coming from a person who dyed her own hair...). and your super smart too. so ignore the stupid blonde jokes. there are as many dumb blondes as there are dumb brunettes and dumb red-heads and dumb...umm... black-haired people. and i'm not blonde, yet i'm socially stupid. it took me forever to understand that maxi pads are the same things as those that you uses when you get a peri... (no need to go into details). (and i've officially stopped caring what other people think about me, so i don't care that i just wrote that last sentence in a forum) anyways, i don't like blonde jokes either. i usually change the "blonde" in the joke to the name of a person i hate, which makes the joke funny (for me at least). and another thing that bugs me= in the blonde jokes, the ppl in the joke are always girls. WTF? the jokes are sexist and, erm... hair colorist and should not be taken seriously. ... and no one better tell me to lighten up, because if racial jokes are taken seriosly, then so should other apperance related jokes. thank you for reading this message. You know, the more you tell me these things, the more my ego swells. I don't need emotional support about my hair. It's honestly ok the way it is, although I think I'm gonna try dyeing it blue again. That was pretty fun. whee
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:57 pm
so my bulletin board fell down...and a ton of stuff fell off...so i went through piles and piles of stuff i didnt even believe possible to fit onto one bulletin board, sorted it all out, and found quite a few old fortunes, but these four are my favorites:
step by step you will ascend the staircase to success [in bed]
you have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment [in bed]
there is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you [in bed]
fortune cookie say: your sensitivity is an asset [in bed]
... rofl
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:04 pm
Ooh. Those last two are classic. xd
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