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 Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:00 pm
*in a business skirt suit sitting at a desk holding some papers* This is the RDS News with Mari Star and Alanna Curelara. How are you today, Alanna? *fast head turn and cheesy smile towards Alanna*
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:02 pm
-fast head turns towards the camera and speaks through cheesy grin teeth- Quite fine! We have some wonderful news updates to enform everyone about! But first off... -gets out a gun and shoots down a man waving outside- There was an un fortunate death outside the studio! Its still a mystery to who caused it, but the cops will get on it soon. Back to you Maria!
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:06 pm
My name's Mari! Get it right or I'll make sure you don't work in this town again! *looks towards the camera* Umm... *ahem* Besides an unfortunate death, in recent news... There has been an increase in EVIL. This causes an increase in GOOD.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:09 pm
-chuckles slowly- Heh, thats quite comical. Since there has been an increase in good and evil. The prices at white castle have gone down for the evil side. And also the prices have gone up at victoria secret... for bras.. DAMN YOU MONEY HUNRY MONGULS!!! -shakes fist and falls out of chair-
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:13 pm
Of course you can't blame Victoria's Secret, fully. Damn those horny teenage boys who shoplift from the stores because they can't get a bra from a girl! Then again, I guess you can't blame them either. They need to dress up the inflatable somehow.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:20 pm
-sits and folds hand- .... That was slightly disturbing..Bob. So now while i try to clean my ears, deep, with these qutips, we will now switch to the traffic.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:26 pm
*screne shifts to her wearing a suit and a fake mustache* *standing infront of a TV that shows a camera shot from a tower* As you see... The roads are blocked up because of a disturbance... Can we close-up on that thing in the middle of the road? *camera close-up to show a mime in the middle of the road* It seems that the hold up is because of a crazed mime. Well he has to get publicity somehow. Usually when you see them at Disney World, you run from them. *car comes driving by real fast and hits the mime* Ah! Problem solved! Looks like all you workers will get to work on time after all.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:33 pm
Those cops sure are working hard today! NEWS FLASH!!! WE JUST GOT IN THAT IF YOUR READING THIS ALL NOW? IT WAS PLOY TO PISS YOU OFF AND JOIN SCYNCRANIZED SWIMMIN!!! -screen flashes really fast and randomly saying 'JOIN THE SWIMMING TEAM!'- The subliminal messeges are not real... its a figment of your imagination..Please return to sitting down and eating your cancer free tv diners.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:38 pm
*cuts to a different screne with her in her normal clothes* *takes off the mustache real fast* And now for weather! *takes out a long pointy stick and points to a dark cloud with an evil smilie face* See him? He's evil. He's evil cause he causes rain on this day that I was supposed to go out and be proposed to under the star lit night by my boyfriend of 3 years!! Evil rain!! *stabs the paper cloud with the stick*
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:41 pm
Thats terriable, but i hope this smiling thunder cloud will make it better! -smacks a smily thunder cloud onto the board and NJ falls off- ... Wow.. didnt see that coming..
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:44 pm
*looks at the fallen New Jersey* For serious... I was hoping West Virginia would be the first to go... Or Montana. There's nothing in Montana.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:54 pm
Or Texus or something... Look what its produced? -flashes a picture of george bush- Actually... -runs away real fast and comes back with a pinata- Well.. since NJ has met its doom.. Were now turning to our emergency pinata sale! QUICK BUY ONE NOW!!!! BEFORE THERE ALL GONE!!! -swings a bat around blind folded, while the camera zooms in and out real fast-
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:02 pm
*ducks for cover and makes a cut motion to the camera*
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*picture of a kitten hanging onto a rope appears and it says "Hang In There" and elevator music plays*
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*screne comes back to Alanna and Mari sitting at the desk with Alanna tied to her chair* So that's all for today's news. Thanks for joining in today. And remember our motto! "No news is good news! So we're just gonna tell you stuff to bring you more misfortune!" Goodnight viewers!
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:05 pm
-is tied to a chair still blind folded and smiling- Indeed. We'll see your misfortunate veiwers tomorow! GOOD BYE NOW! Watch out for the snow yeti loose on route 17.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:03 am
Haveing finnaly recived the wished item Soldier steel cap = 19000 Gaia Gold
Buying your friend gifts on Gaia= 60000k
Haveing two wacky girls performing a CNN broadcast after haveing eaten four bag of sugar = Priceless
=3 <3
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