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Phoebos

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:48 pm


Lash Vereaux
Granted, but you had to whore yourself out to get the money and now you have aids.

I wish someone killed me and ate my soul.

Granted, but you are raped before hand.

Io vorrei per una bicicletta.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:52 pm


Granted, but someone has to deliver it to you, and they ran you over.
I wish for a convientient explosion upon this library after I leave it, so this damn kid would SHUT THE HELL UP.

Superior Jazz


Wiccan Clarinet

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:04 pm


Lash Vereaux
Granted, but the college is shot up and you get killed.

I wish there were no more jews.

you're a ******** p***k!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:07 pm


Granted, but your school is right across from the library so there go your friends....

I wich I wasn't sick right now.

Wiccan Clarinet


Superior Jazz

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:15 pm


Yeah. You know which library I meant, babe.
Granted. But now your mom is instead.
I wish I had a shark's immune system...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:18 pm


Granted. Now you are a shark and will never have a normal life becuase I'm not gonna wanna marry a shark.
I wish I could breathe.

Wiccan Clarinet


PickleBoy

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:14 pm


Granted. But you're only able to breath in pure hydrogen or you'll die. So you die. Or live in an air tank, never able to come out again.

I wish PMS wasn't so depressing.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:29 pm


PickleBoy
Granted. But you're only able to breath in pure hydrogen or you'll die. So you die. Or live in an air tank, never able to come out again.

I wish PMS wasn't so depressing.

Granted, but instead, you have horrible back pain, killer cramps, an acne flare-up, and just get really damn irritable, every freakin' time.

Sometimes I really wish I had been born a man.

iviary


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:58 pm


Wiccan Clarinet
Lash Vereaux
Granted, but the college is shot up and you get killed.

I wish there were no more jews.

you're a ******** p***k!

Both of you, and everyone else, no s**t in the guild.

By the way, I'm just waiting for more stuff to happen so that I have a decent reason to lock this thread since some of you kiddies keep showing me that you apparently can't handle it.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:05 am


iviary
PickleBoy
Granted. But you're only able to breath in pure hydrogen or you'll die. So you die. Or live in an air tank, never able to come out again.

I wish PMS wasn't so depressing.

Granted, but instead, you have horrible back pain, killer cramps, an acne flare-up, and just get really damn irritable, every freakin' time.

Sometimes I really wish I had been born a man.


Granted, but your p***s is so laughably small that you havn't got the confidence to ever have a relationship with anyone.

I wish that I had nice, toned, tanned legs.

Muaethia


Tenth Speed Writer

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:48 am


Caustic'd.

Quote:

I wish that I had nice, toned, tanned legs.


Granted. The rest of you is ghostly pale.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:51 am


addseale2
Caustic'd.

Quote:

I wish that I had nice, toned, tanned legs.


Granted. The rest of you is ghostly pale.

It's true. I am ghostly pale.

I get another wish because addseale forgot to make one! *dances*

I wish that I had some indigo/dark purple nail varnish.

Muaethia


Dande_Lion

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:48 am


Granted, but it's against the work/school dresscode so you barely ever get to wear it.

I wish my house were clean.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:51 am


Granted. But it's so clean, the government seals it, and you need to find a new house.
I wish for a falling star would hit me.

Superior Jazz

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