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 Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Shock: I thnk he might be too big!
Santa: Oof!
Lock: No he's not! if he can go down a chimney, he can fit...down...here!
-Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Chrismtas
Anna: You ask a lot of questions.
Gabriel: Normally I only ask two: "What are we dealing with?" and "How do I kill it?"
-Van Helsing
"An entire city, screaming with fear...I wonder if we'll be able to hear it."
-The Scarecrow, Batman: The Animated Series, episode "Dreams in Darkness"
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:43 pm
Normal person: Your weird.
Me: Thankyou.
-by me, an average day at school.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:54 am
some kid: who are you?
me: david
some kid: oh... aren't most david's not weird
me: yes? so?
some kid: .....
me: *runs off to bother someone he actually knows*
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:45 pm
" I'm not weird i'm just...unusual."
-annonimus.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:57 pm
"So never mind the darkness, we still can find a way,
Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain."
(no idea who)
"How do I change?
If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labour.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions."
~ Og Mandino
"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me."
~ Emo Philips
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:03 pm
"You can live your life in drkness or you can let the light in, the light being the Lord"
-my sunday school teacher.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:17 pm
Trekil: "I'm blind! I can't see!"
Eshol: "I am sure you are not blind, but just plain stupid. As what you are seeing, or rather what you are not seeing, is pure darkness. Now be silenced before you hurt yourself."
-- The Lost Ones by AEC Godwulf
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:37 pm
Big scary martial arts guy: Now what you do is you grab them like this *moves into strangle hld on his partner* and you know what that does, that cuts offf his air and then you put your foot like this *moves foot near the guys thigh right wear the leg joins the body* and *loud bang, Kia*
Me: eek *thinks :that had to be painful*
BSMG: You throw him yamarshi and move him so you got a stranggle partner starts taping like crazy* now see here you also have a wrist llock
Me: eek
BSMG: now go try it I wanna see some falls
Me: eek eek eek *gets up grabs partner* kiko why did I let you convince me to come here.
Friend: *raises hand and BSMG comes over, asks question*
BSMG: *demos on me throwing me just like he had his partner*
Me: *tapping like a mad as she can't breath and is in pain*
BSMG: *explains the throw slowly step by step, adding on stuff that is really painfull*
Me: *TAPS*
friend: Yes sir thank you
Me: *is released, with out moveing* kiko i'm going to kill you
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:00 pm
leader: its just over the hill
us after getting over the hill: how much farther
leader: just over this next hill
us after the next hill: now how much farther
leader: just over the next hill
us after we make it over the hill: alright we're sick of this! *drops carts*
NOW HOW MUCH FARTHER!!!
-trek
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:27 pm
Wow, I wasn't able to read all 19 pages! So sorry if some of these you have already seen before.
You are free to serve the chains of fate that bind you. (me fav.)
~Legend of Dragoon (ps1 game, perhaps you heard of it)
Winners never quite, and quiters never win.
~No clue
If I died, would you miss me?
~No clue
How you doing? *nudge**shifts eyes* (lol)
~Joey (friends)
Here's a poem my yw teacher gave to us, I'm not sure who it's written by, but I have it plastered on my wall:
*with a penny glued to top*
This shiney copper penny
I give to you today,
is like the gifts
the Lord gave you,
to help you on your way
Developing those gifts
will teach you many things
and when the gift is shared
-such happiness it brings!
Because this "talent"
was given you, take not
what's quoted there...
"In Got We Trust"
-yet in reverse,
God trusts in us to share.
Bite me I'm Irish!
~Jessica a.k.a. Mo
To die would be an afuly big adventure. (aint that true)
~Peter Pan
Aint aint a word so you aint gonna say aint anymore aint ya?!
~I know we all heard this one!! blaugh Author: No clue!
Dead man found in semitary.
~(lmbo) I heard this on the radio, some guy found it in a newspaper.
....I'll think of more later....
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:31 pm
legend... of... dragoon?
SCHWEET!!! A FELLOW DRAGOON PLAYER!!!!! YAAAAAAAY I'M NOT ALONE ANYMORE!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:46 pm
funtoys leader: its just over the hill us after getting over the hill: how much farther leader: just over this next hill us after the next hill: now how much farther leader: just over the next hill us after we make it over the hill: alright we're sick of this! *drops carts* NOW HOW MUCH FARTHER!!! -trek sounds familier me and Drea(trek sis): Cow patty left! * a minute later* BRuce: AWWWW CRAAPP! why didn't you warn us? me: stare we did.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:50 pm
Theo: "That's it! I will prove you existence IS... FALSE!!"
Imeshiyan: "Prove to whom... dare I ask? You, me, the invisible audience...?"
Theo: "Darn. Logic, I wasn't expecting that."
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:28 pm
Friend: Doctors are paid to kill us slowly
Me: really? How so? Prove it.
Friend: Okay, Doctors are paid to keep us in good health right?
Me: Yes, so?
Friend: So do you agree that the slowest way to die is to live a healthy life and die of old age?
Me:yes
Friend: Doctors are paid to keep us in good health and having good health is the slowest way to die. Thus doctors are paid to kill us slowly.
Me:hmm....
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:01 am
*claps hands* good one... *is still surprised at legend of dragoon quote*
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