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 Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:42 am
A. It's the measurements of my waste.
Q. Will this thread ever die?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:45 am
A: Sometime in the first, thousand years.
Q: What would you do for a klondike bar?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:54 am
A: shimmy mah boobies off
Q: gold ftw??
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:01 am
nrasjaa A: shimmy mah boobies off Q: gold ftw?? A: Oh the answer is Tuesday, totally. Q: What are hermaphrodites?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:04 am
A. Those things that live in my belly button.
Q. Why don't we have the ability to evolve anymore?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:05 am
King Korpse A. Those things that live in my belly button.
Q. Why don't we have the ability to evolve anymore? Because God is pissed. Why do I have to wake up for work crying
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:13 am
Because your boss doesn't approve of sleeping on the job, or donuts.
How does one draw a monkey from the side?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:15 am
A.Stick a monkey wrench up his a**.
Q.Why can't we fly?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:17 am
A: Because I'm to heavey
Q: Why did I start balding at age 16?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:51 am
A: because magic pixies come and pluck your hairs out, becaus eyou pissed them off at age 16
Q. Why do my feet smell?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:18 am
A: Think well of where they grow from...
Q: Was my answer to the previous question a tad grose?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:21 am
A) Because your a chicken's, cousin's, third removed uncle's, worst enemy's, third sister's, brother.
Q) Who knew that fox ears looked awsome?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:56 am
A: Aliens did.
Q: And where are the aliens now?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:58 am
A) In your grandma's, second removed husband's, third uncle's, dead cat's owner's, son's, second wife's, third daughter's attic eating some cherry pie.
Q) Why are the answers so long?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:03 am
A: Nobody knows for sure.... but I suspect conspiracy.
Q: Did I just blink?
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