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 Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 8:52 pm
Granted but you find out... you really don't.
I wish he didn't just get home.
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 8:55 pm
granted, but then he turns into a she and walks home anyway.
i wish i was taller.
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 11:56 pm
granted, but all the height comes from your neck and your mistaken for a giraffe and tranqualized.
I wish I could juggle
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:58 am
Granted, but you're so great that clowns strike on you and you're forced to stop forever.
I wish candy wasn't unhealthy.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:45 am
granted, but its the only thing that isn't and you're diabetic (Factoidlet of the day : and sugar free candy uses a substitute called sugar alchohal which works as a laxative after ingesting even a small amount)
I wish the skin on my hands wasn't dried out
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:34 am
Granted but now it's so smooth you can't hold anything or touch anything because everything just slips right out.... o0 freaky....
I wish my arm would quit popping out!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:48 am
Ow.
Granted, it's been cut off in a terrible pepsi can accident.
I wish I had some olives.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:51 am
LOL!!! PEPSI CAN ACCIDENT!! LOL!! You have no idea..... LOL!!
Granted but they're green olives with a barbeque sauce on them topped with brown sugar.
I wish I wasn't hungry or thristy.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:57 am
o.O Right-o.
Granted, now you are a machine. To be exact, you are one of those chair-massaging machines and you massage people's backs and butts all day. xd
I wish that it was 4:00.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:01 am
No, great story that has to do with a friend, and a coke can. xd [and later, a coffee mug xd ]
Granted but you messed with time and now you screwed someone's plans up that had to be made in order for your plans to go right, so you end up getting in a car crash because the people were really late because it's four so they were speeding too! So now, you're in the ICU and the doctors are trying save your life. why would they want to do that?
I wish I wasn't a massage chair. xp
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:07 am
eek *Thwacks you upside the head with nearest object.* That was mean.
Granted, now you're a microphone and you have to smell people's stinky breath.
I wish that my camera would work right.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:19 am
I was just playin' with ya.
Granted but then you took a picture of yourself.
just messin' just messin'
Granted but someone stole it.
I wish I wasn't a microphone now.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:45 am
o.O
Granted, now you're an...um...box that sits way back in the back of the garage. Mice eat you. gonk
I wish I had some cookies.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:52 am
Granted but Lady made them and she posions all her foor she makes.
I wish mice didn't eat me! gonk
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:06 pm
Granted. Now rats eat you.
I wish i had some perfectly drinkable chocolate milk.
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